so what are you getting your significant other for xmas?
- Thread starter DR STRANGELOVE
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you had my interest...but you lost me at the one gallon jar of pickles
had a broad that always loved those chip pickles. As a joke i threw in one of those gallon jars. For five dollars it took up a square foot of space.
jar of pickles, F that shit, go straight to the half drank bottle of vodka with the half eaten bottle of olives nothing says love like catch up and get drunk sex.
I always end up with women that think its important to keep their man happy. I once asked my 7 year live in why we had to have sex twice a day....am and pm..her response was that she wanted to make sure i didn't have the stamina to stray...back then i could have now once a day is becoming a chore.
Lets go fer Pizza Spongie!!!
Leave some pickles at home fer the ladies while we talk sports and fix the world.
Whoa Spongie.....a neo-con ..hit im........ he might reproduce. Course if u look and sound like Ann Coulter
preservation of the species is only possible if she meets a near sighted or blind Horny Liberal!!
Those Right Wingers only like little boys and cheap hookers with smelly panties.
Time ta hit da sack.............Pats Colts Seattle MLine Parlay Tom and i'll buy the Pizza..........win or lose.
Lets go fer Pizza Spongie!!!
Leave some pickles at home fer the ladies while we talk sports and fix the world.
Whoa Spongie.....a neo-con ..hit im........ he might reproduce. Course if u look and sound like Ann Coulter
preservation of the species is only possible if she meets a near sighted or blind Horny Liberal!!
Those Right Wingers only like little boys and cheap hookers with smelly panties.
Time ta hit da sack.............Pats Colts Seattle MLine Parlay Tom and i'll buy the Pizza..........win or lose.
its becoming a choir because you have been with her 7 years lol. I usually last 4 years and then it ends. You better watch out tho. Isnt there some type of law where if you live with someone for seven years you are considered married? Is that house yours? Might be half hers now. You might want to think about an exit plan but than again you say you find woman that want to keep the man happy. I think i found two of them and i let them go. Kinda like that silly challange. No wonder i have those shakes at night. then again it could be the beers i just downed. Man i gave up a few jewels to keep a few fools.
She's gone cuz i sustained a spinal cord injury playing football in middle age and could not perform my manly duties for almost a year..............very scary time........that caused us to split..a year later i was back in the saddle but then the one eyed worm had found the delights of fresh fish after eating the same carp for 7 years. These days i just treasure the freedom of not having an other person to have to consult on every time i want to change the drapes or spend money foolishly. Even my long time pet Rottweiler passed this spring.I can sleep late..get on a plane at noon and be wherever i want to go whenever i want to 24 hrs a day for as long as i live.
Its the way i wanted it when i was trying to decide what i wanted to do with my life and have been fortunate to realize my dreams. When ya hit ur 50's u find out that there are 2 3 times more women looking for men than men looking for women. Finding a companion is as easy as buying a Big Mac. Not one woman has ever said no to a trip to St Maarten Aruba or Martinique in January.
Go to bed Spongie!!
Its the way i wanted it when i was trying to decide what i wanted to do with my life and have been fortunate to realize my dreams. When ya hit ur 50's u find out that there are 2 3 times more women looking for men than men looking for women. Finding a companion is as easy as buying a Big Mac. Not one woman has ever said no to a trip to St Maarten Aruba or Martinique in January.
Go to bed Spongie!!
Dam your a lot like me. Been single for about ten years now and wouldn't change places with anyone. when you get older you get set in your ways. the only people that think i should get married are married people. I also have a back problem i try to deal with. Im just not in my 50's yet but getting there and quickly.
I have been designing a whole treasure hunt map scheme thing for her which rewards her with various small trinkets and culminates with the "X" marking the spot on her luggage parked on her Mother's porch and a note asking for my key back......................I love the holidays.
What's up Cris, should be in DFW soon and I will look you up. I am getting her Dale Tiffany - Lewellen Series - Floor/Table/Chandelier etc.
HaHa
Having a significant other or girlfriend in a town like Dallas is plain NUTZ! For xmas i will patrolling the local bar scene picking up lonely sluts who have no boyfriend on Xmas.... :SIB
HO HO HO
Having a significant other or girlfriend in a town like Dallas is plain NUTZ! For xmas i will patrolling the local bar scene picking up lonely sluts who have no boyfriend on Xmas.... :SIB
HO HO HO
I am holding off on the xmas gifts for the wife this year. I've fulfilled my husbandly duties enough during the year she has kindly told me I have a free pass this xmas.
Sold house in Maryland to move back to WI so she could be closer to her family.
Took a job transfer to facilitate the move back to WI
Bought her a 2ct diamond eternity band as a 6 yr anniversary gift
Decided to BUILD a house in WI rather than buy a used one - all because she wanted a big bathroom suite
Bought all brand new stainless steel appliances for the new house
new front loading washer/dryer
50" plasma tv
new furniture
42"plasma for the bedroom
2 day trip to NYC earlier this month and stayed at the Waldorf Astoria
and to top it off, we close on the house tomorrow and I am doing the whole paint and move in process myself so that she can have one last week of no responsibility and hang out with her girlfriends.
Her birthday is Dec 17th, then xmas. She was ever so nice enough to tell me that I could skip the gift for one of them.
So I guess the only gift left that I can get her is that shiny new strap on she has been eyeing in the store window.
Sold house in Maryland to move back to WI so she could be closer to her family.
Took a job transfer to facilitate the move back to WI
Bought her a 2ct diamond eternity band as a 6 yr anniversary gift
Decided to BUILD a house in WI rather than buy a used one - all because she wanted a big bathroom suite
Bought all brand new stainless steel appliances for the new house
new front loading washer/dryer
50" plasma tv
new furniture
42"plasma for the bedroom
2 day trip to NYC earlier this month and stayed at the Waldorf Astoria
and to top it off, we close on the house tomorrow and I am doing the whole paint and move in process myself so that she can have one last week of no responsibility and hang out with her girlfriends.
Her birthday is Dec 17th, then xmas. She was ever so nice enough to tell me that I could skip the gift for one of them.
So I guess the only gift left that I can get her is that shiny new strap on she has been eyeing in the store window.
I am speechless......................
I am speechless......................
Some of that u did for urself but i wouldnt do all of that for a woman that rivaled Linda Lovelace in talent and Raquel Welch in looks. heck i got all that accomplished with dozen pasties a few thongs and i'm thinkin a backin' off on the new """Gravitizer"""................and the woman cant do enuff to make me happy....calls me her "Million Dollar Diamond"
I am speechless......................
Some of that u did for urself but i wouldnt do all of that for a woman that rivaled Linda Lovelace in talent and Raquel Welch in looks. heck i got all that accomplished with dozen pasties a few thongs and i'm thinkin a backin' off on the new """Gravitizer"""................and the woman cant do enuff to make me happy....calls me her "Million Dollar Diamond"
I am holding off on the xmas gifts for the wife this year. I've fulfilled my husbandly duties enough during the year she has kindly told me I have a free pass this xmas.
Sold house in Maryland to move back to WI so she could be closer to her family.
Took a job transfer to facilitate the move back to WI
Bought her a 2ct diamond eternity band as a 6 yr anniversary gift
Decided to BUILD a house in WI rather than buy a used one - all because she wanted a big bathroom suite
Bought all brand new stainless steel appliances for the new house
new front loading washer/dryer
50" plasma tv
new furniture
42"plasma for the bedroom
2 day trip to NYC earlier this month and stayed at the Waldorf Astoria
and to top it off, we close on the house tomorrow and I am doing the whole paint and move in process myself so that she can have one last week of no responsibility and hang out with her girlfriends.
Her birthday is Dec 17th, then xmas. She was ever so nice enough to tell me that I could skip the gift for one of them.
So I guess the only gift left that I can get her is that shiny new strap on she has been eyeing in the store window.
