So, wheres the strangest place you've had sex?
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Once again the resident ass hasn't done his research. You have so much pent up anger for me you react to jabs I throw AT OTHER PEOPLE. I mean at least wait until I come at you dude. 3 seconds didn't seem to have an issue with it, you know why? Because it was IN FACT in reference to a thread he started about letting your wife sleep with a porn star, AND he also was smart enough to realize it was a joke. Too bad I had to explain it to you, I really get tired of that.
http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=287025&highlight=wife+sleep+porn+star
Hope THAT helps......
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Agent or Steve might like this one....
A buddy of mine who used to play golf professionaly on the asian tour, Did a gal on the 18th green on one of the courses over there. He pulled out and left a little suprise in the cup for the first group who came through the next day!:mj07:
A buddy of mine who used to play golf professionaly on the asian tour, Did a gal on the 18th green on one of the courses over there. He pulled out and left a little suprise in the cup for the first group who came through the next day!:mj07:
Killearn Country Club, Tallahassee, Florida 1988.
My date, a buddy and I went to dinner at Killearn Country Club. I had about $250.00 on my food account. I knew my date and I couldn't spend the $250.00 so I invited my buddy Mitch. I was going to lose it all if I didn't redeem by the end of the month. So on the 30th, we went and ordered drinks, appetizers, drinks, food and drinks!
For dessert, I go for a walk down the 1st fairway with my sweetie while I leave Mitch at the bar. Still to this day I don't know why I left him my car keys but I did(foreshadow). It's pitch black but I know the course and #1 is a dead-straight par 4 so I couldn't make a wrong turn and end up in a bunker or whatever. Well, I'm on the fringe, analyzing my next option so I go for it right there and end up boinking away right there next to the green.
Now, everything is going great....about to get my nut when I look up and see lights. "What could that be.....that can't be.......oh my God it's my car!!!"So here comes my LeBaron right down the 1st fairway with the brights on! There's Mitch hanging his head out the window hollerin' for me! 1st thing I say is, "Well you don't see this every day".
Now, there's a pond on the left side near the green(I'm on the right hand side). Last time I checked, cars don't float. So I'm running across the green with my dork hangin out and my pants down to my ankles trying to get between my car and the pond!
As much as you probably think my car went into the pond......it didn't and I stopped Mitch a few yards before it.
To this day I think about that night and crack up thinking back to Mitch just a hollerin', wondering where I was.
My date that night is now my wife. She has more class now. :mj07:
She asked me not to post this so don't tell her.
nole
My date, a buddy and I went to dinner at Killearn Country Club. I had about $250.00 on my food account. I knew my date and I couldn't spend the $250.00 so I invited my buddy Mitch. I was going to lose it all if I didn't redeem by the end of the month. So on the 30th, we went and ordered drinks, appetizers, drinks, food and drinks!
For dessert, I go for a walk down the 1st fairway with my sweetie while I leave Mitch at the bar. Still to this day I don't know why I left him my car keys but I did(foreshadow). It's pitch black but I know the course and #1 is a dead-straight par 4 so I couldn't make a wrong turn and end up in a bunker or whatever. Well, I'm on the fringe, analyzing my next option so I go for it right there and end up boinking away right there next to the green.
Now, everything is going great....about to get my nut when I look up and see lights. "What could that be.....that can't be.......oh my God it's my car!!!"So here comes my LeBaron right down the 1st fairway with the brights on! There's Mitch hanging his head out the window hollerin' for me! 1st thing I say is, "Well you don't see this every day".
Now, there's a pond on the left side near the green(I'm on the right hand side). Last time I checked, cars don't float. So I'm running across the green with my dork hangin out and my pants down to my ankles trying to get between my car and the pond!
As much as you probably think my car went into the pond......it didn't and I stopped Mitch a few yards before it.
To this day I think about that night and crack up thinking back to Mitch just a hollerin', wondering where I was.
My date that night is now my wife. She has more class now. :mj07:
She asked me not to post this so don't tell her.
nole
Now that is funny! Would make a great opening scene to a movie!! :142smilie
in the old Boston Garden, during a Celtics Jazz game. On a copying machine in a Old Office. Anyone familiar with the halls of the Garden, there is room after room in their.
In the intensive care unit
on a beach on Martha s Vineyard around mid day.
On the girls living room floor, wasn't funny when her father came down the stairs:scared
In the intensive care unit
on a beach on Martha s Vineyard around mid day.
On the girls living room floor, wasn't funny when her father came down the stairs:scared
movie with owen wilson (forgot name)..... i'll explain my sick sense of humor 2 u this weekend
