So why do I have 2 red cards under my name?

[saint]

and YYZ you fat, four eyed piece of garbage

lol, i thought it was the ADMIN PUTTING the boxes...and YYZ you fat, four eyed piece of garbage

and have guys like YYZ who weighs 250 and has specs who I dont get along with

but hey YYZ, lets see what you got...YOU AlwAYs goT The jokes FOur EYeS...k

YYZ ESPECIALLY, HE HASNT POSTED A WINNER IN AGES...HE HAD A PIC A FEW YEARS AGO AND IT WAS A FAT GUY, WITH THiCK GLASSES, FROM WISCONSIN...THATS LIkE A TV SHOW RIGHT THEIR IN iTSLF...FAT GUY WITH GLASSES FROM WISKY

nI WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT FAT GEEK LOOKING YYZ POST SoME WITH hiS GIRLFRIEND

and I wish you the best of luck Blackman...but if you had some FAT INTERNET GEEK FROM WISCONSIN TALKING SHIT TO YOU, ... but after 3 years of some fat guy with glasses with an even fatter girlfriend.

if that ugly fawk YYZ can talk shit and say he wants me of this forum, I want to see the face of the man, expecially when I remembr a geek with a pot belly and big glasses...

YYZ YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU LOOK LIKE THE FAT GUY IN OFFICE SPACE WHO BURnS doWN THE BUIlDING...and your some good lookig fat man with 2 inch thich glasses.......sorry bud, but when a fat 40 year old with glasses and a studio next to JeffreY dahmrs apartment talks hsit

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Hey YYZ, I think vyrus might believe you are fat, wear thick glasses, and am from wisconsin. Just a shot in the dark.

 

[vyrus858]

This thread got me in trouble this morning when it was bout half this length.Had promised accountant I'd have paperwork for him at 8 am when he arrived and started reading this thread before doing work and was still reading when he walked in and asked for papers.
some funny shit

You know if I read this trhead without knowing the reasoning behind it, id think I was some kinda homo myself...but it was a few years ago when Saint and YYZ (Gacey) and BlackHoodMan were making fun of me cause of a CHIldhOod piCTURE..I realized it would b hard to find childhood pictures of them cause their most likely in black and white, and blackman doesnt show up well in black and white pics, if u know what i mean...i love how at age 22, ive made these guys feel so threateend that theyve spent HOURS trying to crack jokes, and find littl ways in my pictures to talk smack, becaue they hate the fact that I sure do have alotta fun..you know

I wonder if YYZ goes back to his childhood, and wishes he jsut worked out instead of always playing with his other nerd friends during playtime...like i bet he really liked a girl, and she finally talked to him and middle school and he thguht he got her cause she said hi, and when he told her he liked her, she prob gave him the "i see you more as a friend etc etc' Speech and he was never the same since...then he found his whoere girlfriend one night at the bar...you know those disgusting women that guys who have lost all other hope in women go for, the ones who were kinda cute when they were youngr but after the meth and the constant ass ****ing, finally became sloths who worked the bar and got hollered at by all the min workers...thn YYZ coms in, and like those movies wre the girl sees som cuteness in the fat guy wtih glasses, and felt sorry for him, and now he treats her like shes Jessica Simpson, and she wears his ass out with demands to vegas...and he feels liek he has the life...little does he know she ****s other fat guys who buy her dinner while hes working the graveyard shift trying to cover her $500 bingo loss...lol...its so funny being in fights with guys like this...I love it, i love seeing that I got under the skind of 50 year old men...and that I made Saint turn int oa lil kid again and make as many stupid jokes as possible cause he wanted to avoid the question of "hey saint why dont u just post ure picture up"...lol...and blackman, who just feels lik he finally has a chance to be in a bond with the white men of the forum and posts pitures of me from childhood...to bad his elementary in the slums of philly didnt have picture day, none of the families where willing to give their welfare checks away for a memory of their kids...what did the ycare, the crack was better for his momma anyway...no wonder he started gambling, to fill the void, cause he knew if he didnt fill the need of a vice (like his omma with crack) with gambling, hed end up sharing the crack pipe with his momma on thanksgiving...


anyhow, i was a lil suprised the kid picture was put up SO LATE...I would think yyz and his spectacles would dig in and find that quick...but oh welllllllllll....this was a good laugh for all of us...isnt it funny that some people ACTUALLY LET OTHERS FROM THE INTERNET (OF ALL PLACES) GET TO THEM...LIKE THEY FEEL THREATENED, OR FEEL LIKE THEY WERE ATTACKED ON THE FIRGGIN INTERNET...shows they really never had that social atmosphere in real life, and boom the go on the interent and people arent quick to judge them (like any of us would with guys like YYZ, or dweebs like Saint, or hoodlums like Blackman), cause they dont acutally see them...so they can potray themselvs as the guys they always wanted to be in real life, here on the interent...well at least i let everone see my real life, and everything about it....i wasnt scared to show it, cause i know damn well that i love my life, and my lady, and knowing that 50 year old men go and find pictures of me to to try to ake fun of me ...

So take a minute blackyman, saint and yyz:

...does it feel pathetic knowing you had to find pictures of a 22 year old to fight with him oin the internet...that u guys are supposed to me old, mature men, and you did everything u could to try to argue with me...and find stupid jokes, like me having a ralph lauren polo bear on my towel LOL!...all in all...I love that i proved myself right...that these insecure schmucks give so many men on this foruma hard time, to fill a void they are missing from years of feelling like losers as youngsters...all in all...it was fun...i will always show respect to the cappers that win, even if they are like Judge who tried to talk down to me, but hes stilll a money maker and i will tail his plays...i dont huld grudges, or let people ON THE INTERnET THAT I KNOW ARE TWICE MY AGE have any effect on my life...if I did, id end up with a bar whore like YYZ 20 years from now, working at a gas station hoping to make rent

 

[saint]

A few gems from the Cyrus the Vyrus myspace page (which I encourage all in need of a good laugh to visit, at www.myspace.com/vyrus858)

Surprisingly enough, he says he's still holding out for the love of his life. Here you can read about his latest brush with "the one" in his last blog entry:

I saw this girl in Havasu this weekend, blonde ripley hair, tiny little body, Cal Poly junior, with everything i Like in a girl...see guys approach her left and right and she rejects them...i see her again sun at the bar, sitting by the bar while her friends gettingf crazy, but i think to myself ill never have a chance and dont even try to talk to her....Riley goes "youll never get her, unless you talk to her man"...I end up talking to this girl and having the best night of my life, holding , and we ended up walking the lake all night and just tlaking and kissing...so I thought i have her number in my phone, and I didnt SAVE IT...im so bummed, the girl of my dreams is lost = ( .... oh even better, she was sober when this all happened...im crushed lol

If you are up for it, feel free to fill out the cyrus "Booty Call Application". Here is the required info:
Also note the mood he was in in, when he wrote it:

Monday, August 21, 2006


Bootycall Application
Current mood: horny

Bootycall Application

All applications will be carefully considered, thank you for the time youve taken to fill one out, if im interested my people will get in touch.

***entertainment purposes only...not really =0)-***

Just copy and paste this onto a "comment" thing to this blOg...just try it, you know you wanna. But something tells me a lot of you will want to send this to my personal message inbox, thats fine too.

BASICS:

Name:

Age:

Location:

Height:

Weight:

Cup size:

Your ass is: a. flat b. junk in trunk c. in between d. flabby (youll never know which one I like )

Body type:

Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER:

1. What kind of things do you like to do for fun?

2. What would you say is your favorite/least favorite bodypart?

3. Do you drink/smoke?

4. Do you get easily attached?

5. What kind of music is best to set the mood?

6. Would you give me a lap dance?

7. Are you into roleplaying? If so what kind of things do you like to roleplay?

8. Do you like to be dominant or submissive in bed?

9. Whats your fav sexual position?

10. Are you down for whatever.. and yes I mean whatever?? If so say your word now.

11. Do you have any sexual talents?

12. Are you flexible, by that yes i mean physically?

13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?

14. How would you rate your massage skills?

15. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, slut etc)?

16. How intense are you in bed on a scale of 1 10?

17. What kind of props do you own (ex: handcuffs, paddle, whip, uniform of some sort etc) ?

18. On a scale of 1-10 how secure are you about yourself?

19. Lets say I want to go out with you and pick up another girl for a threesome, would you be down?

20. Rough and nasty or slow and passionate?

21. Does the idea of you being dirty turn you on?

22. Do you take care of your body? If so how?

23. Screamer or no?

24. do u consider yourself to be, cute, fine, ugly, average, sexy, or no comment?

25. Any other thing I should know?

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[RexBudler]

blackman, who just feels lik he finally has a chance to be in a bond with the white men of the forum and posts pitures of me from childhood...to bad his elementary in the slums of philly didnt have picture day, none of the families where willing to give their welfare checks away for a memory of their kids...what did the ycare, the crack was better for his momma anyway...no wonder he started gambling, to fill the void, cause he knew if he didnt fill the need of a vice (like his omma with crack) with gambling, hed end up sharing the crack pipe with his momma on thanksgiving...

You are out of control dude...seriously. Your true colors have shown here now. Funny thing is , you apparently don't know and have never seen Blackman. Your ignorance is sickening

 

[redsfann]

I tried SO hard to avoid posting in this thread, but I broke down when I saw that this douchebag FINALLY spelled PATHETIC correctly....

If you are ever in Ioway, Vyrus, please look me up, it would be my pleasure to rip your head off and crap down your neck. Mui thai and Brazilian Ju Jutsu? So you're a fan of the UFC-- big, hairy deal. I eat little punks like you for breakfast. Especially the ones that like to talk UFC.....:mj07:


YYZ--


you feeling alright? While you have had some decent zingers in this thread, overall I'd have to give you a grade of 'C'. While I know its asking a lot to always bring your 'A' game to these internet tifts, its a bit of a letdown(for me, anyway...) when the inevitable happens. Could it be the quality of the opponent leaves a bit to be desired?

 

[Irish]

Vyrus
I checked out your myspace... If I'm not mistaken your friend miss Lawson looks like your girl friend. If I'm correct and that's her, it might be wise to have her change her age on the site... not sure when it was last updated but if your 22 and on this site talking about giving her the business, it might be a bad thing considering her page says she is 17 years old :scared . Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

Cheers
Irish

 

[Blackman]

You are out of control dude...seriously. Your true colors have shown here now. Funny thing is , you apparently don't know and have never seen Blackman. Your ignorance is sickening

Thanks Rex.

His true colors came out when he said dispariging things about TwoFingers grandson a few years ago and then again with the many incidents of racial/religious/ethic slurs he's dropped in the past.

Funniest part is if he knew how to use the search option he could find these pictures that he's "calling everyone out" for.

These comments do not insult me personally, but do shock me that someone would make such broad and extreme judgements about someone based on their forum screename.

Sad that someone of such low moral regard actually has a few supporters on this forum, but I have to imagine even those that have spoken out on his behalf must be second guessing that stance.

 

[twofingers]

I think Cyrus' memory on the facts are a little fuzzy.

To recap:

He joined the NCAA march madness Contest in march of 2004. He paid with paypal. Turns out he used a fradulent credit card. Paypal reversed the fee ( 10.00) and charged me. i also had to pay his part of the prize pool since the contest over when paypal informed me that he used a fradulent card.paypal also charged me a 10.00 fee so he owed me $30.00. i sent emails to him for over a month with no reply. I posted on this board that he was stiffing me after i saw him start posting again.

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=148106

After that i received this email from him.

Date: Sat 22 May 2004 09:32:40 PM EDT
From: Cyrus Moinzadeh <slob01@hotmail.com>
[ Add to Address Book | Block Address | Report as Spam ]
To: <twofingers@myway.com>
Subject: RE: madjacks tourney


No problem my man...Payment will be sent out next week, sorry again


>From: "Tom Michael" <twofingers@myway.com>
>Reply-To: twofingers@myway.com
>To: slob01@hotmail.com
>Subject: madjacks tourney
>Date: Sat, 22 May 2004 07:41:10 -0400 (EDT)
>
>
>
>
>
>Cyrus,
>
>The total that you owe is 30.00. Paypal reversed the charges and charged me
>a 10.00 processing fee.
>
>You can send it to:
>
>Tom Michael
>131 main st
>
>
>I am sorry but I did send you 2 emails about this back when paypal notified
>me. When you did not respond, I thought that you were stiffing me. I will
>be glad to retract and make apologies on the board when this is settled.
>
>Twofingers

Waited a couple weeks and got nothing so i send him another email and got this response

Date: Thu 24 Jun 2004 01:55:11 PM EDT
From: Cyrus Moinzadeh <slob01@hotmail.com>
[ Add to Address Book | Block Address | Report as Spam ]
To: <twofingers@myway.com>
Subject: RE: Mad jacks


This is ridiculous, i sent it when i said...a check, im going to put a stop
on it and reissue


>From: "Tom Michael" <twofingers@myway.com>
>Reply-To: twofingers@myway.com
>To: slob01@hotmail.com
>Subject: Mad jacks
>Date: Sat, 19 Jun 2004 07:40:29 -0400 (EDT)
>
>
>
>
>
>Have not received anything yet. Thought it was in the mail a few weeks ago?
>
>Whats the deal Cyrus????
>
>Twofingers


So he acknowledged that he owed the debt twice, said he sent checks out twice, and two years later i am still waiting for payment.


So over 2 years later, i am still waiting. We will see what happens monday, which is when he says i can expect payment.

 

[RexBudler]

but if your 22 and on this site talking about giving her the business, it might be a bad thing considering her page says she is 17 years old :scared .

:scared :scared :scared :scared :scared

 

[3 Seconds]

Vyrus
I checked out your myspace... If I'm not mistaken your friend miss Lawson looks like your girl friend. If I'm correct and that's her, it might be wise to have her change her age on the site... not sure when it was last updated but if your 22 and on this site talking about giving her the business, it might be a bad thing considering her page says she is 17 years old :scared . Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

Cheers
Irish

I checked that out too, but my wife has a myspace page & her age is set to 14(she is not 14 ya sick focks) just so she can make it private, where only friends can see here page, that is what I am assuming Miss Lawson is doing. A lot of chicks do that so scumbag guys cant harass them over myspace.

:shrug:

 

[RexBudler]

I checked that out too, but my wife has a myspace page & her age is set to 14(she is not 14 ya sick focks) just so she can make it private, where only friends can see here page, that is what I am assuming Miss Lawson is doing. A lot of chicks do that so scumbag guys cant harass them over myspace.

:shrug:

She can change her age back now, they changed it so ALL users can have a private profile regardless of age

 

[3 Seconds]

She can change her age back now, they changed it so ALL users can have a private profile regardless of age

Good move by them.

Thx for the info.

 

[SixFive]

Vy:

Why couldn't you borrow $10 of Uncle Jorge' $25 million to pay Two Fingers? Interest rates prohibitive at the time?

Since you are into posting photos, can you post those pictures of you in second grade at LaDanian Tomlinson Elementary School that were floating around here a few years ago?

If I recall correctly, you had a pretty hot girlfriend back then also.

Ed

LMFAO!!!! One of your best ever. Ladanian Tomlinson Elementary?? LMAO!!! :142smilie :mj07:

 

[SixFive]

My wife is hot.

WoW I feel much cooler now.

I would not get head for a month if I dare posted her pic on here so dont even ask....

:nono:

:mj07: :142smilie

 

[Happy Hippo]

Just so you all know, you can make your myspace page private even with your proper age...it is in the options there somewhere.

I am confused, vyrus - your favorite book on your page is "Man's Search For Meaning" - you say it "changed your life" - a truly great book...did you learn anything from it? Your semi-coherent ramblings and personal stabs at people do not reflect what you should be vibing if this is your favorite book.

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

just sent the bootcall application in. sounded fun:

the idea of being dirty turned me on.














and vyrus man, you are taking this way to serious.
but good entertaining thread.

 

[3 Seconds]

Just so you all know, you can make your myspace page private even with your proper age...it is in the options there somewhere.

I am confused, vyrus - your favorite book on your page is "Man's Search For Meaning" - you say it "changed your life" - a truly great book...did you learn anything from it? Your semi-coherent ramblings and personal stabs at people do not reflect what you should be vibing if this is your favorite book.

Hey Hippo is your sig quote from Bukowski from his book 'Women'???

 

[Happy Hippo]

Hey Hippo is your sig quote from Bukowski from his book 'Women'???

Truthfully I'm not sure which book it is from, but he is one of my favorite authors. Here's the complete quote:

"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can?t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."

 

[Blackman]

just sent the bootcall application in. sounded fun:

the idea of being dirty turned me on.














and vyrus man, you are taking this way to serious.
but good entertaining thread.

He did offer you some "ramming pics." I think you are the leader in the clubhouse on this one.

 

[IntenseOperator]

Truthfully I'm not sure which book it is from, but he is one of my favorite authors. Here's the complete quote:

"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can?t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."

HH

Get that stuff out of this GUTTER thread

BDB already tried and it did nothing

Now you have to shower off for coming in:tongue