So why do I have 2 red cards under my name?

[Wilson]

Hello boys of MadJacks. This is Kate, the girlfriend of vyrus. I know, I know what you are probably thinking. This is just vyrus, wrapped up in his winnie towel, writing in pink font to make it look like it's his girlfriend. But really, this is me, AND I ****ING CHALLENGE YOU TO PROVE IT'S NOT with a picture, you POTHETIC men. And I'm sure you're wondering about my pose in this picture. It's because vyrus's hog is thicker than the fat end of a louisville slugger. Ask me how I know. And yes, he's rich, has women BEATING DOWN HIS DOOR, and also has his own posse. He's a real-life Don Juan, so please do not tease him anymore. It already took him 2 years of therapy to get over his school pictures when that happened.

xoxoxoxoxox

Kate

This is the greatest thread EVER.

Vyrus...you are a deadbeat loser. We've all known guys just like you. :sadwave:

 

[Jake DeNiro]

Mistake......:shrug:

 

[Penguinfan]

EASY YYZ, easy. You can look at any of those pictures and realize he doesn't get it.

I honestly think he was suprised to see he was in the negative side of the reputation system, he just doens't get it, and won't.

 

[vyrus858]

Listen, you fukking deadbeat, you act like you're doing a goddamned charity event!

You owe him the money!!!!!


That's what this is all about, you useless fukk! Who gives a shit about how fat your ass was in 6th grade? Who gives a shit how fat, and greasy, you are now? (Only you, from the looks of things!)

Take all the roids you want......buy all the babes with grand pappy's loot......keep taking those Taco Bell Kwon Do classes.......keep posting those tremendous photos!

You still won't get the fact that your name is, and always will be, shit around here, because you are a penny ante piece of shit!

YOU STIFFED A GUY ON MONIES OWED TO HIM!

That's all that it was ever about! Get that through your egotistical, multi-chinned, melon!

WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD I CARE WHAT A LOW CLASS, FAT GLASSES WEARING FAG FROM WISCONSIN WANTS? Unlik you, i dont build my social life on th web, because everytime you go to the bar, your the person everyone uses to describe a guy that "I wonder if hs ever gotten laid"

 

[yyz]

Unlik you, i dont build my social life on th web

Aren't you the boy with the "My Space" page these guys are all crackin' on?

I'm just saying............

 

[3 Seconds]

so after I tell you that I never once questioned your wife being hot, your still taking it as if im offending you? well whatever 3, i told you I respectd you as a capper...and wont start antoher argument...this is strictly for everyone to see, that Saint has sure got a mouth on him, and sure has the time to post pictures of me, but sadly wont show the face of the 'big shot' who keeps going back to the most pothetic forms of trying to avoid the real purpose of this thread...for the men who are goign back and forth at eacother with crap talking, to show their face so we can all get a good idea of what kind of man is behind all thes jokes...this is turley becoming a waste of time, tis fun, dont get me wrong, to see Saint TRY EVERY MEANS POSSIBLE to avoid being a man and showing me ....ok im not repeating msyelf, this convo is over for me until Saint shows his pussy self...if you want to keep taking the time to write little notes on behalf of my girl, go ahead
shes dying to see what you look like...everyone knows you feel threatened, you feel inferior, and you dont have the balls to show your face...all yo udo is come up with retarded jokes and try to get a laugh so people will ignore the fact that you wont just post a picture of yourself...so people can get an idea of who the guy whose cracking alll the jokes is...obviously you wont do it..so theirs nothing else to say..so yup, you got pictures of me, who I am, and who the guy telling you that you are a PUSSY WHO WONT SHOW HIS FACE IS..you can come up with a million different ways to avoid answering my questionto why you wont show your face, and all in all, it all comes down to the fact that yo uwont show your face...done

Dude you need to relax. That post had nothing to do with you.

It was just refering to all the different people talking about themselves & significant others.

 

[3 Seconds]

Who really wants to see a picture of me.....I doubt anyone does.

If the demand is there I have no shame in showing my face.

:shrug:

 

[IntenseOperator]

Man those are some nice pictures of a lot of ex girlfriends.........

need a picture of the current.......

 

[RexBudler]

This thread needs to go to the Dumpster immediately





















:nono: :nono: JUST KIDDING

 

[yyz]

WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD I CARE WHAT A LOW CLASS, FAT GLASSES WEARING FAG FROM WISCONSIN WANTS?

Compare notes? :shrug:




You tell me? You have 66 posts in this thread, and almost all of them have yyz in them.

:mj07:


So tell us all, oh sucker-of-the-gut-for-the-sake-of-picture-taking........Why in god's name do you care so much?????

 

[taoist]

Aren't you the boy with the "My Space" page these guys are all crackin' on?

I'm just saying............

...beer meets monitor. :mj07:


:142smilie

 

[saint]

This thread needs to go to the Dumpster immediately

:nono: :nono: JUST KIDDING

Fortunately for us, even though he may not admit it, jack's in the corner laughing his ass off like the rest of us :mj15:

 

[Blackman]

 

[Blackman]

Found that gem in the thread where a past girlfriend of Vyrus' had her upper arm compared to Barry Bonds' thigh.

Didn't realize this was so deep seeded.

 

[vyrus858]

what does it take for you nimiwits to realize that WHAT A COUPLE BOYS FROM THE MIDWEST THINK ABOUT ME MEANS CRAP to me lol...i have my life, and nothing you guys think affects it...im here to read writeups from solid cappers, follow plays, and give my 2 cents...im not here for your the social scene you guys have...you guys are all in your 40s and 50s..im 22, and i enjoy gambling...what the hell would it matter what OLD MEN THINK ABOUT ME, when I have my own real life social life and dont have a possee of interent buddies. Its easy for anyone to act like someon their not, and tahts why u guys love it here...Wilson acts like he lovs the country, and lovs living in the sticks, and that his life is great...YYZ acts like he is a playboy, is influential, and scaers people with his John Wayne gacey, fat guy with glasses look and a girlfriend he woudlnt dare post a photo of bcause he wont even take her out to dinner without feeling embareassed...then we got Saint, a prominent laywer in NC who bets the same team every time...see none of this matters to me, u guys could write a petition of things you dont like about me, and it just doesnt matter, because how does that affect my intention for being on this board: tailing solid handicappers and getting info that u wont find on a regular sports site...the guys I respect, I have a good relationships wth...even some of you guys who try to be tough on the web,som of you are great cappers like Judge..the othrs, YYZ, Saint, Penguinfan etc, what in Gods name doe they offer to me? Why would anything thy say affct my life? Do you think my close friends car what thse guys say? Plain and simple...I made this thread to show who I am, and that im man nough to show th face whose talking smack back..this thread is just going on and on with the SAME bs,...made my point, and in no way am I offended, im actually glad I showed these fags whats up...

 

[saint]

I recognize my 'handiwork'...meaning a terribly cropped hamburger in the sweaty palms of vyrus. Man that brings back some memories!

Nice work blackman

 

[vyrus858]

yup thats MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :142smilie

So if I could find blackman as a kid I wuld...but how pothetic would it be on my part to try to make fun of someone BASED ON THEIR APPEARANCE AT AGE 6 lol...so blackman, thats me at 6...wouldnt change a thing..especialy because every lil thing about my life led me to the woman im with now...and thats a fairytale ending...I would make fun of you blackman, but im all outta energy...you know you got someone good when they have to go back to your THIRD GRADE PICTURES to try to make fun of you...or the only way they can make fun of me now is me sweating at a club (which was actually Shawn Merriman's party at Stingaree, the new club hs part owners at here in San Diego)...but you guys are right, my life sucks lol...pictures from 3rd grade...i really wonder what goes through ure guyss heads...like how hard u hav to try to try and mak fun of me...make fun of me now, cause making fun of me as a kid just makes me laugh...i even make fun of myself as a kid, i was chubby and funny...now I got 50 yaer old men who fight with their wives (if they have any, after most were left because they gambled to mch and didnt watch th kids) and try to make fun of a guy whose 22 now lol...its sad...I love how this tread happened...its so funny seeing old men try and make jokes because they feel threatened...it truley gives me pleasure to have to see Saint and YYZ get pissed off and make fun of my SWEAT OF ALL THIGNS LOL!!!!!!...i sweat more when im taggin my lil lady, but you pervs could dream of having a girl taht hot with paying for it

 

[Blackman]

yup thats MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :142smilie

So if I could find blackman as a kid I wuld...but how pothetic would it be on my part to try to make fun of someone BASED ON THEIR APPEARANCE AT AGE 6 lol...so blackman, thats me at 6...wouldnt change a thing..especialy because every lil thing about my life led me to the woman im with now...and thats a fairytale ending...I would make fun of you and ask if you even made it to 3rd grade being that your people dont, but ill pass on that since I dont need to try to make fun of someone from 17 years ago LOL...anyway, funnnn

Doubt you'll find any burger pics of me as a kid, was more of a pizza kid.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

This thread got me in trouble this morning when it was bout half this length.Had promised accountant I'd have paperwork for him at 8 am when he arrived and started reading this thread before doing work and was still reading when he walked in and asked for papers.
some funny shit

 

[RexBudler]

This thread got me in trouble this morning when it was bout half this length.Had promised accountant I'd have paperwork for him at 8 am when he arrived and started reading this thread before doing work and was still reading when he walked in and asked for papers.
some funny shit

:142smilie :142smilie

This is the Greatest thread of ALL time