So I ordered Pizza Hut for the first time in forever. The one down the street from me is always terrible with delivery times (it's pouring rain and I am going nowhere). I know this so I order in plenty of time. I place my online order and I am quoted 90 minutes. Really? 90 fucking minutes on a super busy Tuesday night huh? Whatever....I wasn't too hungry when I ordered....on purpose because I know these fuckers are slow. Anyways, things are going true to form so far.
I order one pizza and 2 garlic butter dipping sauces. When the pizza gets here.....at precisely 90 minutes....I pay and tip the driver 5 bucks since the weather totally sucks out. I get inside and start eating. As I approach the crust, I pull out one of my dipping sauces. I open it up and what the fuck. That guy gave me 2 icings for a dessert. Figures.
I SURE FUCKING WANT ICING FOR MY PIZZA! CHRIST!!!!!!
I order one pizza and 2 garlic butter dipping sauces. When the pizza gets here.....at precisely 90 minutes....I pay and tip the driver 5 bucks since the weather totally sucks out. I get inside and start eating. As I approach the crust, I pull out one of my dipping sauces. I open it up and what the fuck. That guy gave me 2 icings for a dessert. Figures.
I SURE FUCKING WANT ICING FOR MY PIZZA! CHRIST!!!!!!

