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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.


They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'


She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions. This time, I 'll hold the
pigeon down and you shit on its head.'



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Statues.......

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.


They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'


She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions. This time, I 'll hold the
pigeon down and you shit on its head.'



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This reads less like a joke and more like a journey of discovery and coming of age.
 

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.>From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.And when I say BELL 3, We are going to make love all night.The next night he came home from work and yelled,BELL 1! The wife promptly took all her clothes off.When he yelled BELL 2!, The wife jumped into bed.When he yelled BELL 3!, they began making love.After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4!What the hell is BELL 4? asked the husband?ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied,YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.




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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.>From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.And when I say BELL 3, We are going to make love all night.The next night he came home from work and yelled,BELL 1! The wife promptly took all her clothes off.When he yelled BELL 2!, The wife jumped into bed.When he yelled BELL 3!, they began making love.After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4!What the hell is BELL 4? asked the husband?ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied,YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.




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I smiled because of the way you told it. It's all in the delivery. :0008
 
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