Stump the Jimmy Johns cashier

Dead Money

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Sorry.

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If you posted that to tell me a deposit into a sportsbook would be worth more today than last week, it is not. The bitcoin(s) or percentage of one would only be owned by you for maybe an hour before it's sold and converted back to USD. I guess the value can change in an hour but not significant or likely.

Sorry now 663 per Bitcoin, changes faster than Oklahoma weather (now 664.58)...and Smurphy may be invading soon...:toast:

Next it will be ketchup on a hot dog....:SIB
 

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I would have put ham, cheese, and mustard on it if u ordered from me. Is that what u wanted? No mayo no veggies add mustard?

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You should get a job there.
 

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You should get a job there.

By the way, I left part of my story out. No shit.

I'm still standing and waiting for me change. The guy making the sandwich is about 5 feet away and I see him putting mayo on a sub roll. I ask him if he was making my sandwich and he says yes. I had to tell him that I only want mustard. No mayo. no lettuce. no tomato.
 

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Burger King special orders don't upset us 1974

Burger King special orders don't upset us 1974

Blast from the past minute long ...remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJXzkUH72cY


Reminded me, my first "job" was at a Burger Chef, 90 cents an hour, 1966.
One a-hole came in once a week, ordered a dozen burgers
EVERY one different combo of pickles, onions, mustard, ketchup, plain, just to fuk with us, as order taker had to verbally request the special order.

One old guy came in every Sat ordering 2 dog burgers...just cooked meat that he fed to his Lab.
We put it between 2 cup lids and wrapped it.
 
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I'm still standing and waiting for me change.
Popeye the Sailor man any kin to you?
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That fuckin cracked me up. :mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07:
 

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I like to pay cash at fast food restaurants which I don't go that often and see their faces when they have to do math for my change, lol...

I have change too most of the time and that really fucks them up if it's 7.57 I pay 10.07 and I laugh my ass off when they can't figure out my change
 

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I like to pay cash at fast food restaurants which I don't go that often and see their faces when they have to do math for my change, lol...

I have change too most of the time and that really fucks them up if it's 7.57 I pay 10.07 and I laugh my ass off when they can't figure out my change

I always keep a couple dollars of change in my pocket for this very thing....I almost always pay cash for everything under 30-40 dollars.

I love it when the bill is like 4.87 and you give them 5.12 to get a quarter back instead of a dime and 3 pennies.

What really messes with their minds is when its an amount like
$6.17 and you give them a twenty, and a buck 17 in small change.:lol: (hate one dollar bills)

Guess you are really getting old when you mess with clueless
cashiers...:0006
 

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I always keep a couple dollars of change in my pocket for this very thing....I almost always pay cash for everything under 30-40 dollars.

I love it when the bill is like 4.87 and you give them 5.12 to get a quarter back instead of a dime and 3 pennies.

What really messes with their minds is when its an amount like
$6.17 and you give them a twenty, and a buck 17 in small change.:lol: (hate one dollar bills)

Guess you are really getting old when you mess with clueless
cashiers...:0006

It was a lot more fun in the old days before there were cash registers that tell them what the change is.
 
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