Stupid Question

[fatdaddycool]

How long do you spend in the shower on a normal day?

Are you a "soap on skin" person or a fragranted body wash with a loofah type?

What weird crap do you do in there? Do you shave, brush your teeth, floss, pee, what?

And lastly, have you ever spent "too much time" scrubbing one area?

Okay, how friggin bored am I? With all this damn rain, I can't get on any lakes in the area without getting dumped on.:00x25

 

[dunclock]

Now you go setting yourself up with that thread starter:mj07:

OK, I'll bite to give you some amusement; what is up with all the rain you guys are getting, send some our ways. I do remember when I lived out there, when thunderstorms rolled in, they are some doozies:scared

5 minutes tops

Soap on skin and rub it in

Just wash and maybe sing a little

Scrub just enough to get the "area" clean but not too much scrubbing that it turns into rubbing:142smilie

 

[fatdaddycool]

Now you go setting yourself up with that thread starter:mj07:

OK, I'll bite to give you some amusement; what is up with all the rain you guys are getting, send some our ways. I do remember when I lived out there, when thunderstorms rolled in, they are some doozies:scared

5 minutes tops

Soap on skin and rub it in

Just wash and maybe sing a little

Scrub just enough to get the "area" clean but not too much scrubbing that it turns into rubbing:142smilie

Yea but I don't mind the teasing or whatever. I just have too much time on my hands right now. Yea it has been raining for about a month or more straight through. Absolutely ridiculous at this point.

 

[lewehands]

New name with your new avatar : fatdaddyweird :00hour :SIB





By the way sometimes I stay in till the hot water runs out taking a steam bath :SIB

 

[tpaine07]

I usually take 2-3 showers a day... I have to shower to start my day, so i'll wake up and lay around til whenever and then shower before I go out or do any real activity. I always use the loofah and usually only spend about 5 minutes in the shower unless im hungover.

The only "weird" thing I do is change the water temp alot from warm to cold.

 

[smurphy]

My life took a significant turn for the better when I discovered how great it is to shave in the shower. For anyone who dreads standing in front of the mirror, dipping the razor all the time, slicing your face up because your whiskers are so unruly (and of course electrics don't even begin to do the job) - I highly recommend it.

 

[RollTide72]

My life took a significant turn for the better when I discovered how great it is to shave in the shower. For anyone who dreads standing in front of the mirror, dipping the razor all the time, slicing your face up because your whiskers are so unruly (and of course electrics don't even begin to do the job) - I highly recommend it.

:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

If you have sensitive skin, you have to try this. It's the only way to go!

 

[gardenweasel]

How long do you spend in the shower on a normal day?

not long in the shower....

btw,i hope i don`t come off as a shit-disturber,but.i can spend hours in the "bathtub" if i have some fizzies and a crayfish.....

 

[tpaine07]

:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

If you have sensitive skin, you have to try this. It's the only way to go!

i have sensitive skin, so you just use a razor and keep reloading shaving cream? how do you know if you miss a spot and such?

 

[RollTide72]

i have sensitive skin, so you just use a razor and keep reloading shaving cream? how do you know if you miss a spot and such?

Get a steamproof mirror for the shower. I bought one at CVS for like $10. It has three suction cups on the back and it sticks to the tile perfect. I use a Mach 3 razor and saving gel. No more nicks, no more raspberries.

 

[The Judge]

 

[yyz]

Shaving in the shower isn't some Area 51 project, fellas. I think the government lifted the secrecy on this a week or two ago.

You don't need a mirror. You don't need a net. No swim fins, either.

Hop in, take your regular hot shower, and the steam will relax that mug of yours. Put the shaving cream/lotion/whateverthefuk on, and shave downward like normal. (You should be able to shave with your eyes closed by now boys, don't you think?)

Re-apply, and shave upwards. Rinse your cokc sucker, and get out.

Now, head to the mirror and do the minor touch ups that might be needed.

All the babes and fags at work will be hounding you til that five o'clock shadow starts creeping in!

 

[hawkeye]

That is a stupid ?

 

[UGA12]

Things I do in the shower:Bath, shave, pee, sing, my wife. Those are in no particular order and regardless of how many I do I am out within 10 min:mj07:

 

[The Judge]

All the babes and fags at work will be hounding you til that five o'clock shadow starts creeping in!

Based on the "have to know" point of view, is this take a product of YYZ's life experiences?

Just curious . . . .

 

[IntenseOperator]

This whole fvcking thread is hillarious:mj07:

 

[yyz]

Based on the "have to know" point of view, is this take a product of YYZ's life experiences?

Just curious . . . .

I can't help who loves me, man.

I'm like......The irresistible farce.

 

[Agent 0659]

Showers, man do I love my showers! Might be my favorite part of the day. The whole process HAS to start with a good Bowel movement, no? Always have to have the radio on, very loud. Lots of singing and dancing!:11jackson Always give myself a striptease before I get in. Once I'm in, I take longer than a woman. Can't shave in there because I have a goatee but going to look into one of those steamless mirrors! :00hour I too use a loofah, it is super important to ex foliate your skin.

Once I'm out, there isn't much left to do, I always have my clothes ironed and ready so just brush the teeth, (stare at myself for 10 minutes) and go! (elapsed time 1 hour)

 

[IntenseOperator]

Showers, man do I love my showers! Might be my favorite part of the day. The whole process HAS to start with a good Bowel movement, no? Always have to have the radio on, very loud. Lots of singing and dancing!:11jackson Always give myself a striptease before I get in. Once I'm in, I take longer than a woman. Can't shave in there because I have a goatee but going to look into one of those steamless mirrors! :00hour I too use a loofah, it is super important to ex foliate your skin.

Once I'm out, there isn't much left to do, I always have my clothes ironed and ready so just brush the teeth, (stare at myself for 10 minutes) and go! (elapsed time 1 hour)

Why does any of this NOT surprise me!

You forgot the "mandatory mirror flex-10 mins"

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[SixFive]

I've always hated taking baths/showers, and I still do. I'll clarify by saying I am always clean when I go out in public or to work; I just don't like the process to get there. I've only recently started using something more than just a bar of soap to bathe with, but the liquid soap and a plastic type loofah suds up more and is quicker, so I've been using that.