Welcome my brother to the world of contingency fee's, emphasis on lower body strenghthing exercises while dashing through airports to catch a plane to the site of the latest mass tragedy to sign up as many pr's (personal representatives) and fid's (fiduciary's) as possible, attending funerals of unknown decedants and passing out your business cards to grieving relatives while feigning unspeakable shock and sorrow at the passing of their loved one, and befriending many a chiropracter (crackerbacker) to develop MBBR's (mutually beneficial business relationships). As you know, this is the view, and the only view, the many of the members of this board see us. Oh yes, buy a new set of clubs for the MJ's open in August as you will soon have a scratch handicap since you will be playing at least 3x per week.
Never will you do pro bono work, do free work for a client and have them not appreciate it or complain about it, never will a client realize that your time is your trade, never will you lose a case or not get paid, never will a client lie or cheat you or embelish the truth or leave a fact out, wever will you work 60, 70, or 80 hours a week, never will you do a great job for a client and get sued or have a grievance filed against you after that, never will a client assume that because you are a lawyer you are richer than shit, never will you wake up in the middle of the night worrying about clients and if you've done your best, never will you battle what' morally right from what your client wants you to do.
Yeah and on top of that, the entire right wing of this country thinks you are morally bankrupt, a rich scumball, lying piece of shit and are the reason the country is in the toilet. Great job we got.
Welcome aboard BJ.
