Sunday "Bitching" thread...
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Dont be pissed at A Green. Packer Df's gave that game away. Any time you let a team get over 300 yrds in one half as KC did 2nd half. Your Df's sucks.
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everybody must be home at the old stationary tin can and I'll let the spelling go, that is more than acceptable for a razor back alum...... hurry up hee haws on pbs and you got to adjust those rabbit ears....
everybody must be home at the old stationary tin can and I'll let the spelling go, that is more than acceptable for a razor back alum...... hurry up hee haws on pbs and you got to adjust those rabbit ears.... Jethro and RAZ-mus were walking along a country road and came upon a billy goat with his head stuck in a fence. Jethro not being able to control himself went over and banged the ole goat doggie style,after he got finished he looked at RAZ-mus and said "Hey, don't you want some of that?" so ole RAZ-mus went over and stuck his head in the fence.:142lmao: :142smilie
2 Arky's, jed and ned are walking down the path, they come across a dog licking his balls,
Ned says" boy I wish I could do that"
Jed says "you can, my Ma showd me how..."
Ned all excited says "you got tell me...."
Jed says, "it's no big thing, all you got to do is pat em first":moon:
Ned says" boy I wish I could do that"
Jed says "you can, my Ma showd me how..."
Ned all excited says "you got tell me...."
Jed says, "it's no big thing, all you got to do is pat em first":moon:
Do you know what Jed and Ned from Arkansas call those little ball's of dookie stuck in their butthair's? RAZ- berries
MJB,
PSST....... new invention TOILET PAPER.........
"Raz berries's" thought you guys called em appetizers You might want to inform the "female", and I use that word in their favorite way, loosely, that another crazy new invention is the "bikini wax",help them with the "razberries" as well as get those lumps out of the back of their bloomers
PSST....... new invention TOILET PAPER.........
"Raz berries's" thought you guys called em appetizers
You might want to inform the "female", and I use that word in their favorite way, loosely, that another crazy new invention is the "bikini wax",help them with the "razberries" as well as get those lumps out of the back of their bloomers Pst............Raz., Big Brother Round Mouth, Go back next to the goat and let Jethro finish the job.
how do you tell a female Arky at the beach?? She's the one with the braid hanging out the back of her suit....
how do you get an Arky out of a tree? Wave to him
hardest part of being a "contractor" in Arkansas?? Lining up the
cinder blocks
safest place to hide in Arky? the library.....
toughest decisions an Arky drivers license test? besides the name, is;
you are driving past a dead animal in the road do you:
a) stop and pick it up for vittles
or
B) Immediately pull over and eat it right there, agreeing to be neighborly and leave some for your fellow motorists
how do you get an Arky out of a tree? Wave to him
hardest part of being a "contractor" in Arkansas?? Lining up the
cinder blocks
safest place to hide in Arky? the library.....
toughest decisions an Arky drivers license test? besides the name, is;
you are driving past a dead animal in the road do you:
a) stop and pick it up for vittles
or
B) Immediately pull over and eat it right there, agreeing to be neighborly and leave some for your fellow motorists
hey are you quoting from the special Dr. Suess arky edition? I guess you really are enrolled in the MBA program
Raz , Jethro is waiting to park the custard in the RAZ- a-muffin:142lmao: :142lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol:
now I know your lying, since when do you arky's keep livestock outside of the house...... now go outside, help the rest of your family out of the fence and for the love of God, put that goat back in the Master Bedroom before they notice it's missing.
also remember to be a good neighbor and tag the sheep that kick.....
also remember to be a good neighbor and tag the sheep that kick.....
You guys gotta stop this, I just spit my coke all over my keypad.......this stuff is hilarious LOL!:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie
Jed and Ned in Arkansas were saying "that Raz,..............boy he's got a nice serpent socket":lol: :lol: :lol:
MJB,
it's been fun, got to run. have a good night. gonna get a little chilly tonight so keep the livestock under the covers and for the last time, don't forget to turn the heat/stove on low and leave BOTH burners on !!!
it's been fun, got to run. have a good night. gonna get a little chilly tonight so keep the livestock under the covers and for the last time, don't forget to turn the heat/stove on low and leave BOTH burners on !!!
Tell Jethro, I said hey!!! by the way Jed and Ned said that case of bullhead clap they got was dis-RAZ -terous
