Sunday "Bitching" thread...

[RAZ]

here's another little tip, the NEd and Jed story was a joke, it didn't really happen. I don't care what they "print" in Fayateville
Ned and Jed don't exist, kind of like Santa and the Tooth Fairy..... shit I hope I didn't ruin that for you.... na couldn't have , we all know if there was ever really a Tooth Fairy, last place on earth he'd be is Arky...... Just think of jed and Ned as Bartles and James, oh shit sorry to bring up another sore spot, I know the great citizens erroneously elected them before Clinton/Gore, not your fault there was a shortage of a-l-u-m-i-n-u-m foil and all your bunny ears were done only allowing you the 1 channel for 2 years...... thank god your pa gave you all a stool to stand or theyd be no telling how big your cousin gerties calves would be....

 

[michaeljbird]

Raz , speaking of rabbit ear's . Jed said your ear's looked like jug-handles by the time Ned got done tip'n you the token.

 

[RAZ]

bull head clap, is that a family specific disease passed down from Mother to son or does it go mother to son to sister......give your sister a tap on the shoulder and ask her, and don't wake up the livestock, you know that chicken is a pain in the ass once he gets away from the table lamp....

 

[michaeljbird]

Jethro said ole RAZ sure did enjoy the FIG NEWTON

 

[RAZ]

you got to let go of Ned and jed, they don't exist... between that and the t-r-a-n-s-f-e-r-e-n-c-e your gonna need to see the Doc, get your self some e-l-i-x-e-r. One more bubble to bust for you, when you see remember tooth aches and eye exams DO NOT involve latex gloves, ky and a pat on the head, I don't care what your pappy told you..... now get out in the kitchen and move the Jiffy piop away from the stove/heater or you'll have to eat your breakfast cold

 

[michaeljbird]

Raz, Raz I really am disappointed.Is the best you can do? Gosh man, you bore me . Now take the ole soup cooler's off the flesh pencil.

 

[RAZ]

Fig Newton's, you didn't mention jethro was a high flying traveller eating at all the best places. Another bubble burst for you, a Fig Newton is a c-o-o-k-i-e don't let himpull the ol wool over your eyes again...... reach across your sister and smack him in the ear and tell him to stop lying....

 

[RAZ]

Soup coolers, flesh pencil????? you guys have got to get cable, I am gonna call my senator tomorrow and complain about the unfair abuse kitchen and school supplies are taking in Arky.... and they call the Big Dig an abuse of taxpayers funds...... if we sold the unread books , unused pencils and stopped the delivery of Soup coolers to Arky, it would take care of the Big Dig overages and set up a tourism bureau for arky right there next to the bunker hill monument....

 

[michaeljbird]

Raz, I'm to bored to continue for now. I hope you find that "one-eyed trouser snake" your looking for.

One last thing. I hear if ole RAZ had as many sticking out of him he had stuck in him...................He'd look like a porcupine.



let me help you

soup cooler's= Raz lip's

Flesh pencil= Jethro's blue-veined custard chunker

Hope that help's:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[RAZ]

MJB,

I feel Sammy Sosa playing in a Tball league........ "porcupine" are you trying to crack a funny again, remember you have to use your own words not things printed on your sisters t shirts and plugging my name in.... soup cooler and custrd chunker , I am amzed at your grasp of the english language, I do believe they teach standard english as a second language in Arky..... walk on down to the school house Tuesday,be cause tomorrows a holiday, Columbus Day, don't ask... I don't have time to explain the whole Columbus Story to you tonight, check the syllabus of your masters program from good Ole Arky, should be right under the "johhny had 3 apples section" or math to the rest of us....

Good night , tap your brother and sister on the head for me and don't pull the covers tight or you'll smother the goat.....

this fascination or constant reference to your penis makes me believe you might have some latent homosexual issues you are trying to deal with, shouldn't be a problem for you just ask your sister let your brother sleep in the middle from now on... either that or god played a 'little" trick and you are trying to over compensate.... no matter how many times you click your "Dorothy " shoes , sorry MJB it's not gonna change....

 

[RAZ]

apologies to YYZ/All for jumping/hijacking the thread...

Good luck
Raz

 

[RAZ]

sleep tight MJB, you little "rainbow" warrior you,:moon: oops didn't mean to tempt you...