jacksonville (-1) 2 units. dammit, i'm on the jags again. amazingly, they are 5-1 ATS their last 6 games off a bye. the raiders are probably just looking forward to a week in florida (they are at tampa next week, so i'm assuming they will stay in florida).
ny jets (-2) 2 units. dammit, i hate this play. geno smith is horrible. although i heard it's possible that he makes a nice omelette, so there's that. anyway, i have to keep wagering against baltimore, because i think everyone is going to realize just how bad baltimore is pretty soon. gotta cash in while i can.
washington (-1) 2 units. if you weren't sure how bad the nfl has gotten, i present to you the winner of 4 straight games... the washington redskins. this is purely a wager against detroit. their 3 home games have been decided by a total of 5 points. as bad as the 'skins are, they'll be in this one right to the end.
miami (ML) 2 units to win 2.4. this bills team is bad, and i'm going to keep wagering against them, dammit.
san fran (-1) 2 units. well, this is either a bad line, or it's a trap, begging for tampa money. obviously i am betting it's a trap. a kaep trap!
san diego (+5.5) 3 units
sd/atl over (54) 3 units. atlanta is coming of that bullshit loss at seattle, and they have green bay next. they may not be entirely focused on the chargers today. the backdoor will be wide open. we're going to see a lot of points in this one, too. matt ryan has always been a lot better at home, and the chargers may already be looking ahead to next week's rematch with denver.
arizona (-1) 2 units. seattle is another team i'm going to continue to stubbornly wager against. the seahawks have definitely declined from the last couple years. i just need carson palmer to limit his turnovers to 2 or fewer, and i think the arizona d will take care of the rest.
ny jets (-2) 2 units. dammit, i hate this play. geno smith is horrible. although i heard it's possible that he makes a nice omelette, so there's that. anyway, i have to keep wagering against baltimore, because i think everyone is going to realize just how bad baltimore is pretty soon. gotta cash in while i can.
washington (-1) 2 units. if you weren't sure how bad the nfl has gotten, i present to you the winner of 4 straight games... the washington redskins. this is purely a wager against detroit. their 3 home games have been decided by a total of 5 points. as bad as the 'skins are, they'll be in this one right to the end.
miami (ML) 2 units to win 2.4. this bills team is bad, and i'm going to keep wagering against them, dammit.
san fran (-1) 2 units. well, this is either a bad line, or it's a trap, begging for tampa money. obviously i am betting it's a trap. a kaep trap!
san diego (+5.5) 3 units
sd/atl over (54) 3 units. atlanta is coming of that bullshit loss at seattle, and they have green bay next. they may not be entirely focused on the chargers today. the backdoor will be wide open. we're going to see a lot of points in this one, too. matt ryan has always been a lot better at home, and the chargers may already be looking ahead to next week's rematch with denver.
arizona (-1) 2 units. seattle is another team i'm going to continue to stubbornly wager against. the seahawks have definitely declined from the last couple years. i just need carson palmer to limit his turnovers to 2 or fewer, and i think the arizona d will take care of the rest.
