SUPER BOWL 2011 - GREEN BAY PACKERS Vs PITTSBURGH STEELERS - KOD
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KOD has managed to get Big Ben's cell phone number and decides to see if any inside information is available.
ring , ring.
Big Ben - Hello
KOD - Hey Ben its me KOD what up.
Big Ben - I am eating breakfast and I got a terrible hangover why are you bothering me at a time like this ?
KOD - This will only take a minute Ben.
How does it feel to be in another Super Bowl
Big Ben - I don't know I got a headache from all that singing and whiskey I been drinking.
KOD - Its been reported that Pouncy will not play.
What will it be like having the rookie Lugs starting his first game ever as your center for this game ?
Big Ben - Well if he can't get his chit together and block nose tackle BJ Raji and a blitzing Clay Matthews I am going to be fawked. At least I will have someone else to blame it on when we lose.
KOD - Wasn't Lugs signed off the practise squad ?
Big Ben - Yeh and I don't like touching his sweaty thighs every play. He stinks like ass. Lugs is what I call a jerk center.
KOD - what is a jerk center.
Big Ben - that's where the center gets nervous and instead of waiting for the call signal , he jerks the ball into your hands when you ain't ready.
KOD - what do you call it when Lugs fumbles the ball in the endzone.
Big Ben - thats a jerk off
KOD - So your saying you don't have faith in the center that will snap you the ball every play in the biggest game of your lives ?
Big Ben - Fawk you KOD
KOD - Did you see any hot chicks at the bar the other night ?
Big Ben - Oh man I got this one college chicks number and wow she rode me like a Texas Longhorn Steer last night at the hotel.
KOD - Arn't you afraid you will drain the power from your legs ?
Big Ben - No, I can't feel my legs right now.
KOD - Do you think thats a good idea with Green Bay preparing hard and not partying at all while you guys are out on the town getting smashed and dancing with hookers.
Big Ben - Fawk Green Bay, we can beat them
cheeseheads with one hand tied behind our backs and a no good rookie half snapper Lugs at center.
KOD - Its being reported how hard it is to sack you in the backfield . Is there any special thing you want to say to the Packers defense ?.
Big Ben - Yeh I say I am going to win the MVP award and they can go back to Green Bay with their cheese tails tucked like a duck. A Green Bay cheesehead duck fawk. hahhahahaha
KOD - How has it been going preparing your offense for this game ?
Big Ben - I don't know I have been sleeping mostly.
KOD - Did you realize in the last two Super Bowls you played in , you only had one Touchdown pass and you played like ass ?
Big Ben - click
OH SHIT THIS GAME IS IN THE BAG !
ring , ring.
Big Ben - Hello
KOD - Hey Ben its me KOD what up.
Big Ben - I am eating breakfast and I got a terrible hangover why are you bothering me at a time like this ?
KOD - This will only take a minute Ben.
How does it feel to be in another Super Bowl
Big Ben - I don't know I got a headache from all that singing and whiskey I been drinking.
KOD - Its been reported that Pouncy will not play.
What will it be like having the rookie Lugs starting his first game ever as your center for this game ?
Big Ben - Well if he can't get his chit together and block nose tackle BJ Raji and a blitzing Clay Matthews I am going to be fawked. At least I will have someone else to blame it on when we lose.
KOD - Wasn't Lugs signed off the practise squad ?
Big Ben - Yeh and I don't like touching his sweaty thighs every play. He stinks like ass. Lugs is what I call a jerk center.
KOD - what is a jerk center.
Big Ben - that's where the center gets nervous and instead of waiting for the call signal , he jerks the ball into your hands when you ain't ready.
KOD - what do you call it when Lugs fumbles the ball in the endzone.
Big Ben - thats a jerk off
KOD - So your saying you don't have faith in the center that will snap you the ball every play in the biggest game of your lives ?
Big Ben - Fawk you KOD
KOD - Did you see any hot chicks at the bar the other night ?
Big Ben - Oh man I got this one college chicks number and wow she rode me like a Texas Longhorn Steer last night at the hotel.
KOD - Arn't you afraid you will drain the power from your legs ?
Big Ben - No, I can't feel my legs right now.
KOD - Do you think thats a good idea with Green Bay preparing hard and not partying at all while you guys are out on the town getting smashed and dancing with hookers.
Big Ben - Fawk Green Bay, we can beat them
cheeseheads with one hand tied behind our backs and a no good rookie half snapper Lugs at center.
KOD - Its being reported how hard it is to sack you in the backfield . Is there any special thing you want to say to the Packers defense ?.
Big Ben - Yeh I say I am going to win the MVP award and they can go back to Green Bay with their cheese tails tucked like a duck. A Green Bay cheesehead duck fawk. hahhahahaha
KOD - How has it been going preparing your offense for this game ?
Big Ben - I don't know I have been sleeping mostly.
KOD - Did you realize in the last two Super Bowls you played in , you only had one Touchdown pass and you played like ass ?
Big Ben - click
OH SHIT THIS GAME IS IN THE BAG !
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What do Dougie Lugs and a red snapper have in common when thrown into a big pond
like the Super Bowl ?
Answer - they both will be red faced
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Dougie Lugs walks into a bar in Dallas and sits down at the bar, where a sports report was on TV. On the screen was the Jets/Steelers replay game report.
The bartender, who recognized Dougie Lugs as the Steelers center in that game , said, "I'll bet you $50 the snap is muffed on the next play and there is a fumble in the end zone resulting in a safety.
Dougie Lugs took the bet and put down a $50 bill on the bar. Dougie watched intently.
Sure enough Dougie watched himself snap the football to Big Ben that was fumbled in the end zone for a safety.
The bartender picked up the $50 bill but then, realizing that he'd taken advantage of a poor, dumb Dougie Lugs said to him.
You must have a short memory Dougie that was only a few weeks ago.
Yeh but I didn't think I was gonna do it again !
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The bartender, who recognized Dougie Lugs as the Steelers center in that game , said, "I'll bet you $50 the snap is muffed on the next play and there is a fumble in the end zone resulting in a safety.
Dougie Lugs took the bet and put down a $50 bill on the bar. Dougie watched intently.
Sure enough Dougie watched himself snap the football to Big Ben that was fumbled in the end zone for a safety.
The bartender picked up the $50 bill but then, realizing that he'd taken advantage of a poor, dumb Dougie Lugs said to him.
You must have a short memory Dougie that was only a few weeks ago.
Yeh but I didn't think I was gonna do it again !
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On the field Rodgers' numbers are impressive. In the 2010 regular season regular season he threw for 3922 yards and 28 TDs, with just 11 interceptions, for a 101.2 QB rating. And as impressive as those numbers are, they don't quite match his 2009 totals of 4434 yards, 30 TDs, a mere 7 interceptions, and a QB rating of 103.2. And although his numbers slipped a bit in the chilly AFC Championship game at Soldier Field (244 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs), his leadership and patience was crucial in helping the Packers beat the Bears.
Aaron Rodgers is also a big part of the Packer's success off the field. He is a pretty low-key sort, but he is known to put in intense preparation for games, and is more than willing to suggest plays and sit down and hash out Xs and Os with the coaching staff. Rodgers leads by example and commands the respect of every player in the Green Bay locker room.
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Aaron Rodgers is also a big part of the Packer's success off the field. He is a pretty low-key sort, but he is known to put in intense preparation for games, and is more than willing to suggest plays and sit down and hash out Xs and Os with the coaching staff. Rodgers leads by example and commands the respect of every player in the Green Bay locker room.
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BJ Raji
This is the Pro Bowl nose tackle that rookie Dougie Lugs is going to have to contend with
on just about every play.
Advantage - Green Bay
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Pre-Game appetizers
-- French Onion Dip
-- House Made Spiced Kettle Chips
-- Jalape?o White Cheddar Popcorn and Texas Pecan Kettle Corn
-- A Winter Fruit Presentation
-- Tenderloin of Beef
-- Southern Chicken Salad
-- Fruits and Nuts
-- Miniature Kaiser Rolls
After the Kick-Off
-- Organic Citrus Salad
-- Organic Greens, Texas Ruby Red Grapefruit
-- Hearts of Palm w/ Black Pepper Croutons
-- Texas Slow Smoked Brisket
-- Dublin BBQ Sauce and Miniature Kaiser Rolls
-- Truffled Mac and Cheese Bar
-- Chopped tomatoes, Apple Smoked Bacon, Bourbon Ham
-- Pastry Desserts
-- Mini Moon Pies, Texas Blueberry Pies, Apple Empanadas and Blueberry Caramels
Half Time
-- Warm Texas Peach Cobbler w/ Mascarpone Whipped Cream
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-- French Onion Dip
-- House Made Spiced Kettle Chips
-- Jalape?o White Cheddar Popcorn and Texas Pecan Kettle Corn
-- A Winter Fruit Presentation
-- Tenderloin of Beef
-- Southern Chicken Salad
-- Fruits and Nuts
-- Miniature Kaiser Rolls
After the Kick-Off
-- Organic Citrus Salad
-- Organic Greens, Texas Ruby Red Grapefruit
-- Hearts of Palm w/ Black Pepper Croutons
-- Texas Slow Smoked Brisket
-- Dublin BBQ Sauce and Miniature Kaiser Rolls
-- Truffled Mac and Cheese Bar
-- Chopped tomatoes, Apple Smoked Bacon, Bourbon Ham
-- Pastry Desserts
-- Mini Moon Pies, Texas Blueberry Pies, Apple Empanadas and Blueberry Caramels
Half Time
-- Warm Texas Peach Cobbler w/ Mascarpone Whipped Cream
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So Pouncey has a ankle sprain and a broken bone on Championship Sunday.
The Steelers have dealt with a rash of injuries up front all year, putting the line in shambles.
Pouncey was the lone rock, the sole bright spot.
Give Doug Legursky credit for his toughness. But he?s Doug Legursky. If Pouncey can?t go, Raji, Cullen Jenkins and company are going to destroy the Pittsburgh line. Green Bay will force mistakes.
:scared
And wait until the Steelers have to deal with Charles Woodson coming off the edge.
Woodson a great, multi-dimensional megastar on defense. Woodson will make a couple of game-changing plays on Super Bowl Sunday. Write this one down: Woodson will create at least one turnover via a pick or a forced fumble and record a sack of Big Ben. This is what he does. Ben Roethlisberger is magical in the big spot. He is also good for a few mental mistakes per game. :scared
Woodson can, and will, take advantage. Woodson and Williams will match up very well with the Steelers? excellent receivers Mike Wallace and Hines Ward.
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The Steelers have dealt with a rash of injuries up front all year, putting the line in shambles.
Pouncey was the lone rock, the sole bright spot.
Give Doug Legursky credit for his toughness. But he?s Doug Legursky. If Pouncey can?t go, Raji, Cullen Jenkins and company are going to destroy the Pittsburgh line. Green Bay will force mistakes.
:scared
And wait until the Steelers have to deal with Charles Woodson coming off the edge.
Woodson a great, multi-dimensional megastar on defense. Woodson will make a couple of game-changing plays on Super Bowl Sunday. Write this one down: Woodson will create at least one turnover via a pick or a forced fumble and record a sack of Big Ben. This is what he does. Ben Roethlisberger is magical in the big spot. He is also good for a few mental mistakes per game. :scared
Woodson can, and will, take advantage. Woodson and Williams will match up very well with the Steelers? excellent receivers Mike Wallace and Hines Ward.
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I hope you aren't basing this pick on Pouncy's absense alone. Legursky is a physical feak and is one of the smartest guys on the offenive line. He runs a 4.70 40 yard dash at 315lbs and benches 225 nearly 40 times. Keep in mind the dude faces Hampton on a regular basis and holds his own.. Raji is not better than Hampton. Pouncy is technically better, but this guy was penciled in as the starter @c before Pouncey fell to them. There is a dropoff, but it isn't enough to change the outcome IMO... I think it's blown out of proportion. How much have you heard about the starting OLB out for the Packers? Just curious...
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Big Ben , Big Ben , can you come rub some oil on my rocky mountains lke Tony used to do ?
OK Jessica , time to do what you do best.
Bring it home girlfriend !
GO GREEN BAY !!
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this is a man's world
Let there be no mistake about it
THE KOD
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this is a man's world
Let there be no mistake about it
THE KOD
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I aint basing nothing on Dougie Lugs. He is just a easy target for my jokes. I doubt he is as smart as you say, but whatever. He may face good players in practice but buddy this aint practice this is the Super Bowl . Lugs is a rookie in his first start.
Lugs may have been penciled in at center before Pouncey got there, but you dont play rookie Pouncey if you have a vet sitting there that is better. That right there tells me Lugs sucks.
Look this is the Super Bowl. This game could easily go either way and we all know it.
Personally I believe that Green Bay is going to shine in this game.
We will soon see as the Super Bowl Champs will be crowned tonight around 1000 O'clock.
need to do a quick check list
wager placed........... check
tittys shown............ check
Jim Brown ............. check
good karma ........... check
get on the right side... check
dont be a homer ...... check
It seems simple enough.....
Frank Zombo returned to practice Friday, but Erik Walden sat out and might not practice until next week.
Zombo is an undrafted free agent who became a starter in the wake of injuries. He has missed the Packers' past six games because of a right knee injury but said Friday that he felt no pain.
Walden was signed in midseason and has played well. He hurt his ankle during Sunday's NFC title game.
Both are officially listed as questionable on the initial injury report released Friday. Walden is expected to remain the starter, and Zombo said he understands.
"He's played great football," he said. "He's helped the team win."
Other Packer injuries: LB Desmond Bishop (ankle), T Chad Clifton (neck), LB A.J. Hawk (knee), WR Greg Jennings (knee) and C Jason Spitz (calf) are probable.
Steelers injuries: Steelers CB Bryant McFadden, S Troy Polamalu and WR Emmanuel Sanders practiced for the first time since the AFC title game.
McFadden strained his abdomen against Baltimore in the division round and played a diminished role Sunday. Sanders, a rookie, has an injured foot. Polamalu has been bothered by an Achilles' tendon injury, but it is not unusual for the All-Pro to sit out midweek practices.
The three ? as well as LT Jonathan Scott (ribs), who has not practiced this week ? are probable.
DE Aaron Smith (torn triceps) was limited in practice as has been the case for the past two weeks. Pro Bowl C Maurkice Pouncey (ankle) and special teamer Will Allen (knee) did not practice. All three are officially questionable.
Zombo is an undrafted free agent who became a starter in the wake of injuries. He has missed the Packers' past six games because of a right knee injury but said Friday that he felt no pain.
Walden was signed in midseason and has played well. He hurt his ankle during Sunday's NFC title game.
Both are officially listed as questionable on the initial injury report released Friday. Walden is expected to remain the starter, and Zombo said he understands.
"He's played great football," he said. "He's helped the team win."
Other Packer injuries: LB Desmond Bishop (ankle), T Chad Clifton (neck), LB A.J. Hawk (knee), WR Greg Jennings (knee) and C Jason Spitz (calf) are probable.
Steelers injuries: Steelers CB Bryant McFadden, S Troy Polamalu and WR Emmanuel Sanders practiced for the first time since the AFC title game.
McFadden strained his abdomen against Baltimore in the division round and played a diminished role Sunday. Sanders, a rookie, has an injured foot. Polamalu has been bothered by an Achilles' tendon injury, but it is not unusual for the All-Pro to sit out midweek practices.
The three ? as well as LT Jonathan Scott (ribs), who has not practiced this week ? are probable.
DE Aaron Smith (torn triceps) was limited in practice as has been the case for the past two weeks. Pro Bowl C Maurkice Pouncey (ankle) and special teamer Will Allen (knee) did not practice. All three are officially questionable.
You had the best year ever recorded in the history of Madjack Sports.
I would think that quite possibly the KOD Trophy would be the highest award possible in MJ NFL sports handicapping.
Congrats on an amazing season.
Amazing Scott.
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A legend in the making.
I would think that quite possibly the KOD Trophy would be the highest award possible in MJ NFL sports handicapping.
Congrats on an amazing season.
Amazing Scott.
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A legend in the making.
