Swine flu?
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letz see now, i better add face masks and rubber gloves to my deployment bag...batteries...crank radio....ammunition..
canned heat...medical supplies...
and hand sanitizer, too....
/if you cough,don`t forget to cover your mouse....
canned heat...medical supplies...
and hand sanitizer, too....
/if you cough,don`t forget to cover your mouse....
and answer me this...who`s gonna be doing cpr on people of latin descent?...
"whassat, jose?.. you`re having a heart attack?....
bad break amigo".......
/damn....:scared
"whassat, jose?.. you`re having a heart attack?....
bad break amigo".......
/damn....:scared
we`re here to help madjackers...
social distancing:
What Are the Basics of Social Distancing?
Social distancing may be a viable alternative for the general public to avoid the pandemic
influenza infection until a vaccine becomes available. Below, in order of potential effectiveness,
are various aspects of SD suggestions:
1. Limit exposure to other people within 6 feet.
2. Minimize exposure to enclosed spaces containing crowds, such as movie theatres,
grocery stores, gas stations, schools, malls, and so forth.
3. Use personal protective equipment, such as N95 masks (see Pandemic Planning?
Personal Protective Equipment fact sheet), if you must get within 6 feet of anyone outside
your immediate family (or other individuals where you have intimate knowledge of their
health conditions) or if you must go into an enclosed space containing crowds. It should
be noted that there is limited information on the use of surgical masks for the control of a
pandemic in settings where there is no identified source of infection.
4. Wash hands after touching any item that may have been touched by others or use
disposable gloves (see Pandemic Planning?Personal Hygiene fact sheet for more
details). Contaminated surfaces can transmit influenza for 24 hours.
social distancing:
What Are the Basics of Social Distancing?
Social distancing may be a viable alternative for the general public to avoid the pandemic
influenza infection until a vaccine becomes available. Below, in order of potential effectiveness,
are various aspects of SD suggestions:
1. Limit exposure to other people within 6 feet.
2. Minimize exposure to enclosed spaces containing crowds, such as movie theatres,
grocery stores, gas stations, schools, malls, and so forth.
3. Use personal protective equipment, such as N95 masks (see Pandemic Planning?
Personal Protective Equipment fact sheet), if you must get within 6 feet of anyone outside
your immediate family (or other individuals where you have intimate knowledge of their
health conditions) or if you must go into an enclosed space containing crowds. It should
be noted that there is limited information on the use of surgical masks for the control of a
pandemic in settings where there is no identified source of infection.
4. Wash hands after touching any item that may have been touched by others or use
disposable gloves (see Pandemic Planning?Personal Hygiene fact sheet for more
details). Contaminated surfaces can transmit influenza for 24 hours.
i enjoyed that,i.e...:grins:
being that we`re whistling past the graveyard,it reminds me of an old, lame joke that i can't stop telling....
a piece of rope walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. ..the bartender says "sorry, but we don't serve ropes in these parts, you're gonna have to leave."...
the rope walks outside, twists himself into a tangle and chops away at his own head...he walks back inside and the bartender says "hey don't i know you, and aren't you a rope"?..
the reply: "no, i'm a frayed knot."...
/:violin: ..love that joke..
So basically you people in the backwoods of America will be fine... It's the few of us Madjackers who live amongst other humans who have to worry.
Ah well, plenty of whiskey should do the trick? :shrug:
yes....you folks that actually live in urban settings must prepare....
there is real potential for chaos as a result of a pandemic..a very good chance that you could actually lose power for an extended period of time...
"what?!?" you say?... "the power goes out during an outbreak?"
absolutely!...workers who keep the power grids up and running start staying home.... and naturally,civilization starts to fragment...
c`mon...do i really have to list this?...haven't you guys seen ANY zombie movies?....
where`s spongy been?....spytheweb?....trampled underfoot?....
/if this were the "schwein"flu,i`d be worried...
/if this were the "schwein"flu,i`d be worried...
:mj07:
This swine flu is giving me an equal part of fear and a dystopian-hard-on. I am SO ready for the zombies.
