Thanks Jack!
- Thread starter PAChicky
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That's all he has is XL
He ordered all the sizes nobody friggin wears. He kept anything over an XL.
nice *ahem* shirt, dude.....i`m guessing that your body scan at the airport gets the guards` attention?....
OK in June you can ask Billy in 4C if I'm real or not. We're doing the Tough Mudder together. :lol: :facepalm:
Don't worry about Weasie. He's just jealous because his "ladybug" tramp stamp looks like fly's eyes.
don`t have a tat...but i have this birthmark on my neck that says,"inflate to 35 psi".....
/:rimshot http://instantrimshot.com/
I dated a girl from Philly for a short while when I was in the Marines. She got drunk and fell through the second floor hallway hotel window. I haven't talked to her since. I heard she cut herself pretty badly, at least that's what her friend told me a few weeks later.
Hope that helps,
FDC
Hope that helps,
FDC
She's NOT a Philly chic for the last time. She's a country girl inside and out.
Not only do we have everything in common... she can tee it up and stripe it 200 right down the middle and can dust off her bowling balls and go shoot 200 games consistantly any night of the week. Most importantly, she's a great mother to her kids and would go out of her way to do anything for anyone.
Lastly, I'm not so sure I'm content with her "showing off" to you bastids on here....:lol:
Has she ever fallen out of a second story window though???? Fuck bowling, give me a bitch that can bounce off a PT Cruiser from 50 feet up. I would never have to worry about having a flotation device for a seat cushion when I am flying over a corn field again. As soon as those air masks drop I would rip hers down and throw it in the aisle, the second she crawled over me to retrieve it, I'd strap that little lifesaver to my chest, cover her nose and mouth and brace for impact.
Also, I only used the word bitch for comedic effect. I didn't mean that in anyway towards your girl brother, just want to make sure you know that.
So this is your GF? I never said anything deroatoray about her. Just like the goods. Country girl? Thats even better.
Nice!
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Make sure to wipe your keyboard before your wife wakes up. I hear rubbing alcohol will loosen any keys that are stuck:0074
I do have to say that I used to own a pair of "cowgirl" boots in High School. It was the "it thing" back in the day. :lol:
FDC I have never fallen out of a window nor do I ever hope to. I get all knock kneed just going up a 5 foot ladder. Neither one of us took offense to the reference of a bitch. Funny story- when we first started dating we were joking around- and believe me I have a great sense of humor and can come up with any type of come back in a seconds notice- anyways- we were verbally going back and forth, laughing and carrying on, and he says "You dumb Cunt" and I started laughing my ass off. His mouth could have hit the floor and he was shocked that I laughed at that. He thought for sure I would be pissed. He still calls me a dumb cunt when I leave a four foot putt six inches short. If I could only learn how to putt I could kick his ass every time. I plan on kicking his ass some of the time this summer, I can't win them all- we are both really competative in sports and he doesn't like to lose. But it's all in fun.
As far as the good mom thing and doing anything for anyone- Thank You Babe. I appreciate that because you know I always worry that I am never doing good enough.
