The Black Newlywed Game

[fatdaddycool]

I can't believe I just saw this advertised today. I could have been making fun of this three weeks ago. Damnit. Okay just going to start this off with a couple of statements. First, my second statement is actually an actual representation of my true feelings on the subject, the rest of this post is made in jest.
Statement two; I think shows like this that only allow for a certain race or class to compete speak directly to the core of what defines racism, elitism, entitlement and ignorance. Restricting a game show to "Blacks only" is no different than the drinking fountain at Laredo City Hall marked "Whites only". Segregation of any sort is not something that any race is entitled to in any and all cases.
Off the box now but some questions I would have about a "black Newlywed Game" are;

Would the contestant restrictions of actual marriage be lifted in favor of something more realistic like, baby's mamas?

How many questions would be axed per contestant?

Would they still give a washer/dryer set to the runner up or just a voucher for the laundromat and liquor store?

Can baby Daddy's participate via satellite from the penitentiary?

Will it be filmed at the Apollo?

Can Dominicans participate?

How many times will contestants be allowed to "go upside that ho's nug" before they get docked points?

Will the winners have the option of being paid in cash or have their winnings transferred to the balance of their S.N.A.P or W.I.C. accounts?


These are just some of the jokes that came to mind when I saw this.




Hope that helps,
FDC

 

[The Joker]

Uh oh.:scared :facepalm:

 

[The Boys]

During a taping of The Newlywed Game, a popular '70s TV show in which recently married couples tried to predict how their spouses would answer personal questions, host Bob Eubanks asked a black female contestant how her husband would respond to the following:

"Where's the most unusual place you've ever made whoopee?"

She answered: "That'd be the butt, Bob."

 

[hedgehog]

 

[Sportsaholic]

Someone please Text me when this Thread gets cooking.......:0008

 

[fatdaddycool]

Uh oh.:scared :facepalm:

They are just jokes. Sheezus, Chris Rock, all the Wayans brothers, Katt Williams, Martin Lawrence, Paul Moody, and just about every black comic make a living out of making jokes about race on public television for chrissakes. Anybody that gets offended by any of this shit should check themselves.

 

[The Joker]

They are just jokes. Sheezus, Chris Rock, all the Wayans brothers, Katt Williams, Martin Lawrence, Paul Moody, and just about every black comic make a living out of making jokes about race on public television for chrissakes. Anybody that gets offended by any of this shit should check themselves.

Wait for it.........Wait for it.........

 

[fatdaddycool]

Wait for it.........Wait for it.........

It won't get moved dude. Absolutely zero reason to. Now it may ultimately get moved because of the current topic, usually someone comes in and dumbs the topic down by showing their ass, and that wouldn't surprise me, but nothing I joked about is anything more than a frigging joke.

Again, anyone offended by anything I wrote is either a hypocrite or a liar looking for attention. Period.

As a matter of fact I am watching a roast on comedy central right now and Whitney Cummings, a white woman, just made a joke about watermelon to Robin Quivers. The very second that MJ's goes more politically correct in the general forum than the FCC is on prime time television is the very second I will quit posting on here. I don't want any part of that sort of pretentiousness.

Hope this helps,
FDC

 

[MadJack]

It won't get moved dude. Absolutely zero reason to. Now it may ultimately get moved because of the current topic, usually someone comes in and dumbs the topic down by showing their ass, and that wouldn't surprise me, but nothing I joked about is anything more than a frigging joke.

Again, anyone offended by anything I wrote is either a hypocrite or a liar looking for attention. Period.

As a matter of fact I am watching a roast on comedy central right now and Whitney Cummings, a white woman, just made a joke about watermelon to Robin Quivers. The very second that MJ's goes more politically correct in the general forum than the FCC is on prime time television is the very second I will quit posting on here. I don't want any part of that sort of pretentiousness.

Hope this helps,
FDC

Yeah, but you put me and IE in a spot. We know you were joking but it's me that has to explain that to people who are offended. And it's me that has to explain to people why I let your post stand when if HH or RAYMOND posted the same thing I would have dumped it.

This thread will go bad. Just sayin; :0008

 

[airportis]

how is this any different than when AR said something about jack using the "jew muddafuka" joke or whatever?

if i recall correctly he said that saying it in anger or in jest is still wrong.

does the same not apply here?

 

[hedman]

The big difference between your post and a roast, is the roast is funny.

Also, following a political rant about Reverse Affirmative Action with a bunch of black stereotype "jokes" is bad comedic timing.

 

[vinnie]

Someone please Text me when this Thread gets cooking.......:0008

 

[Sportsaholic]

Thanks Jeremy.............



Just ordered a Pizza & Iced Down a few Beers........opcorn2

 

[fatdaddycool]

Yeah, but you put me and IE in a spot. We know you were joking but it's me that has to explain that to people who are offended. And it's me that has to explain to people why I let your post stand when if HH or RAYMOND posted the same thing I would have dumped it.

This thread will go bad. Just sayin; :0008

You shouldn't have to explain a stereotype to anyone, that is why they're stereotypes. That's why the pictures of pick up trucks that say "redneck rv" or any of the other stuff is okay. Same thing. This is just jokes about long standing stereotypes that are generalizations. They are not applied to anyone in particular. The fact is that it is a real show, the rest is just a fucking joke and anyone that takes issue just needs to calm the fuck down and get over themselves. I highly doubt one single african american poster on here would take any issue with one damn joke I posted. If someone has issue with it ask them what exactly the issue is? I would love to hear it. Especially when anyone that is offended by it is completely full of shit. They are posing and just bitching to bitch.

The point is Jaek that if you claim to not be a racist and not judge by the color of ones skin, than how the hell could you be offended by a stupid fucking joke that makes light of stereotypical racism? If you don't see color, you certainly can't be offended by it. Unless of course someone is just fooling themselves and putting on airs. That is like someone that isn't Jewish being offended by a jewish joke. Give me a fucking break. Let them bitch, they will get over it. Now if I make a joke about hypocrites, they can get pissy. Other than that, fuck em.



Hope that helps,
FDC

Also, you don't have to explain anything to anyone concerning this. Tell them to read the post and get over themselves.

 

[forthetide2]

The big difference between your post and a roast, is the roast is funny.

Also, following a political rant about Reverse Affirmative Action with a bunch of black stereotype "jokes" is bad comedic timing.

I don't think you know what Affirmative Action is. Lol

The post is funny as hell...I loved it. If Dave Chappell was still doing his show he'd be all over this shit. He'd be saying the same type of things the OP said....but it's ok... He's black!! Lol. Get outta here

 

[fatdaddycool]

The big difference between your post and a roast, is the roast is funny.

Also, following a political rant about Reverse Affirmative Action with a bunch of black stereotype "jokes" is bad comedic timing.

First, it wasn't a political rant. It was a statement of fact. A fact made evident by the jokes. So not only is it fantastic comedic timing, it is also thought provoking. Maybe it will help people to not take things so seriously. Tell me this, if "All men are created equal", how does one stand above ridicule and the other not? How is it that it is okay for some to do it and other not? Not exactly a ringing endorsement for equality is it?

 

[fatdaddycool]

I don't think you know what Affirmative Action is. Lol

The post is funny as hell...I loved it. If Dave Chappell was still doing his show he'd be all over this shit. He'd be saying the same type of things the OP said....but it's ok... He's black!! Lol. Get outta here

finally, someone that gets it. :0008 :0008 :0008 :0008

 

[fatdaddycool]

Funny how this political rant is followed by a stereotype joke and is entitled as the funniest joke on a comedy central roast (not my title) and his timing seemed roundly accepted as quite good.

I take it you aren't a golfer are you Hedman?


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[airportis]

Funny how this political rant is followed by a stereotype joke and is entitled as the funniest joke on a comedy central roast (not my title) and his timing seemed roundly accepted as quite good.

I take it you aren't a golfer are you Hedman?


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I dont know who deemed that the funniest joke but that was one of the least funny things I've ever watched.

 

[The Joker]

:0corn