The Boys and a friend.........

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I know, I know all you guys can start on all the jokes, but this guy has some class and it shows.

CTOWN and The Boys: A Day in the Life
The story begins at The Boys mansion where CTOWN has arrived for a weekend of fashion consulting and off track betting.

CTOWN: [standing in front of mirror] Say, Boys, do you prefer the lime dickey or the shale green?

The Boys: [pensive] Those tints are diffuse and innocent. Go with the lime.

CTOWN: But which tennis socks shall I wear?

The Boys: The Diors lend an iridescent shale tint and thus contrasts the fragility of those diaphanous and bleached pastels.

The Boys: Have Cadbury bring around the $385,500 Rolls from the $27,500 detached garage. We are going to Costco for a spree!

CTOWN: Lovely!

The middle aged gamblers arrive at Costco and approach the entrance. A young employee in a blue vest nods as they enter.

The Boys: Say porter, kindly bring up a pallet of Acqua di Gio and some Kirkland jewelry polish for my friend.

Costco Employee: Uh, dude, I?m just here to check your ID card. It?s all self serve in here.

The Boys: Very well then. Can you point me to the $1,500 lizard skin boots. I have an exchange.

Costco Employee: Uh sir, these boots have poop on the toe. I don?t think we can take them back.

The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once.


Boys, I like your posts. And I think that girl looks like Peggy Lipton (Julie from Mod Squad) and is very hot even in a $20 pair of Foster Grants. Party on! FatDaddy is right, there is humor everywhere you look
 

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CTOWN and The Boys: A Day in the Life
The story begins at The Boys mansion where CTOWN has arrived for a weekend of fashion consulting and off track betting.

CTOWN: [standing in front of mirror] Say, Boys, do you prefer the lime dickey or the shale green?

The Boys: [pensive] Those tints are diffuse and innocent. Go with the lime.

CTOWN: But which tennis socks shall I wear?

The Boys: The Diors lend an iridescent shale tint and thus contrasts the fragility of those diaphanous and bleached pastels.

The Boys: Have Cadbury bring around the $385,500 Rolls from the $27,500 detached garage. We are going to Costco for a spree!

CTOWN: Lovely!

The middle aged gamblers arrive at Costco and approach the entrance. A young employee in a blue vest nods as they enter.

The Boys: Say porter, kindly bring up a pallet of Acqua di Gio and some Kirkland jewelry polish for my friend.

Costco Employee: Uh, dude, I?m just here to check your ID card. It?s all self serve in here.

The Boys: Very well then. Can you point me to the $1,500 lizard skin boots. I have an exchange.

Costco Employee: Uh sir, these boots have poop on the toe. I don?t think we can take them back.

The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once.


Boys, I like your posts. And I think that girl looks like Peggy Lipton (Julie from Mod Squad) and is very hot even in a $20 pair of Foster Grants. Party on! FatDaddy is right, there is humor everywhere you look

LOL..........good one....:mj07:
 

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Costco Employee: Uh, dude, I?m just here to check your ID card. It?s all self serve in here.

The Boys: Very well then. Can you point me to the $1,500 lizard skin boots. I have an exchange.

Costco Employee: Uh sir, these boots have poop on the toe. I don?t think we can take them back.

The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once.
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:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie ,
 

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I for one find your attire quite dapper and would definitely take men's fashion tips from you.

I know, I know all you guys can start on all the jokes, but this guy has some class and it shows.

BTW I definitely want him by my side entering any strip club or mob joint
 

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OMG No Pepper!!:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

That is a top 5 post of all time!:142smilie


The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once
.:00x12 :00x12 :00x12
 

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CTOWN and The Boys: A Day in the Life
The story begins at The Boys mansion where CTOWN has arrived for a weekend of fashion consulting and off track betting.

CTOWN: [standing in front of mirror] Say, Boys, do you prefer the lime dickey or the shale green?

The Boys: [pensive] Those tints are diffuse and innocent. Go with the lime.

CTOWN: But which tennis socks shall I wear?

The Boys: The Diors lend an iridescent shale tint and thus contrasts the fragility of those diaphanous and bleached pastels.

The Boys: Have Cadbury bring around the $385,500 Rolls from the $27,500 detached garage. We are going to Costco for a spree!

CTOWN: Lovely!

The middle aged gamblers arrive at Costco and approach the entrance. A young employee in a blue vest nods as they enter.

The Boys: Say porter, kindly bring up a pallet of Acqua di Gio and some Kirkland jewelry polish for my friend.

Costco Employee: Uh, dude, I?m just here to check your ID card. It?s all self serve in here.

The Boys: Very well then. Can you point me to the $1,500 lizard skin boots. I have an exchange.

Costco Employee: Uh sir, these boots have poop on the toe. I don?t think we can take them back.

The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once.

:142smilie :142smilie

Holy crap. I can't stop laughing.
 

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CTOWN and The Boys: A Day in the Life
The story begins at The Boys mansion where CTOWN has arrived for a weekend of fashion consulting and off track betting.

CTOWN: [standing in front of mirror] Say, Boys, do you prefer the lime dickey or the shale green?

The Boys: [pensive] Those tints are diffuse and innocent. Go with the lime.

CTOWN: But which tennis socks shall I wear?

The Boys: The Diors lend an iridescent shale tint and thus contrasts the fragility of those diaphanous and bleached pastels.

The Boys: Have Cadbury bring around the $385,500 Rolls from the $27,500 detached garage. We are going to Costco for a spree!

CTOWN: Lovely!

The middle aged gamblers arrive at Costco and approach the entrance. A young employee in a blue vest nods as they enter.

The Boys: Say porter, kindly bring up a pallet of Acqua di Gio and some Kirkland jewelry polish for my friend.

Costco Employee: Uh, dude, I?m just here to check your ID card. It?s all self serve in here.

The Boys: Very well then. Can you point me to the $1,500 lizard skin boots. I have an exchange.

Costco Employee: Uh sir, these boots have poop on the toe. I don?t think we can take them back.

The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once.


Boys, I like your posts. And I think that girl looks like Peggy Lipton (Julie from Mod Squad) and is very hot even in a $20 pair of Foster Grants. Party on! FatDaddy is right, there is humor everywhere you look

lmfao!! :mj07:
 

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CTOWN and The Boys: A Day in the Life
The story begins at The Boys mansion where CTOWN has arrived for a weekend of fashion consulting and off track betting.

CTOWN: [standing in front of mirror] Say, Boys, do you prefer the lime dickey or the shale green?

The Boys: [pensive] Those tints are diffuse and innocent. Go with the lime.

CTOWN: But which tennis socks shall I wear?

The Boys: The Diors lend an iridescent shale tint and thus contrasts the fragility of those diaphanous and bleached pastels.

The Boys: Have Cadbury bring around the $385,500 Rolls from the $27,500 detached garage. We are going to Costco for a spree!

CTOWN: Lovely!

The middle aged gamblers arrive at Costco and approach the entrance. A young employee in a blue vest nods as they enter.

The Boys: Say porter, kindly bring up a pallet of Acqua di Gio and some Kirkland jewelry polish for my friend.

Costco Employee: Uh, dude, I?m just here to check your ID card. It?s all self serve in here.

The Boys: Very well then. Can you point me to the $1,500 lizard skin boots. I have an exchange.

Costco Employee: Uh sir, these boots have poop on the toe. I don?t think we can take them back.

The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once.


Boys, I like your posts. And I think that girl looks like Peggy Lipton (Julie from Mod Squad) and is very hot even in a $20 pair of Foster Grants. Party on! FatDaddy is right, there is humor everywhere you look
:mj07: :mj07:

HOF material for sure!! :mj07:
 

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CTOWN and The Boys: A Day in the Life
The story begins at The Boys mansion where CTOWN has arrived for a weekend of fashion consulting and off track betting.

CTOWN: [standing in front of mirror] Say, Boys, do you prefer the lime dickey or the shale green?

The Boys: [pensive] Those tints are diffuse and innocent. Go with the lime.

CTOWN: But which tennis socks shall I wear?

The Boys: The Diors lend an iridescent shale tint and thus contrasts the fragility of those diaphanous and bleached pastels.

The Boys: Have Cadbury bring around the $385,500 Rolls from the $27,500 detached garage. We are going to Costco for a spree!

CTOWN: Lovely!

The middle aged gamblers arrive at Costco and approach the entrance. A young employee in a blue vest nods as they enter.

The Boys: Say porter, kindly bring up a pallet of Acqua di Gio and some Kirkland jewelry polish for my friend.

Costco Employee: Uh, dude, I?m just here to check your ID card. It?s all self serve in here.

The Boys: Very well then. Can you point me to the $1,500 lizard skin boots. I have an exchange.

Costco Employee: Uh sir, these boots have poop on the toe. I don?t think we can take them back.

The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once.


Boys, I like your posts. And I think that girl looks like Peggy Lipton (Julie from Mod Squad) and is very hot even in a $20 pair of Foster Grants. Party on! FatDaddy is right, there is humor everywhere you look

OMG no pepper that is hilarious and BTW I never wear green.:142smilie :142smilie
 

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huge post nopepper........huge. Thanks for the laughs.



Boys...............................the ears?

I'm waiting........a simple yes or no will suffice.
 
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