I know, I know all you guys can start on all the jokes, but this guy has some class and it shows.
CTOWN and The Boys: A Day in the Life
The story begins at The Boys mansion where CTOWN has arrived for a weekend of fashion consulting and off track betting.
CTOWN: [standing in front of mirror] Say, Boys, do you prefer the lime dickey or the shale green?
The Boys: [pensive] Those tints are diffuse and innocent. Go with the lime.
CTOWN: But which tennis socks shall I wear?
The Boys: The Diors lend an iridescent shale tint and thus contrasts the fragility of those diaphanous and bleached pastels.
The Boys: Have Cadbury bring around the $385,500 Rolls from the $27,500 detached garage. We are going to Costco for a spree!
CTOWN: Lovely!
The middle aged gamblers arrive at Costco and approach the entrance. A young employee in a blue vest nods as they enter.
The Boys: Say porter, kindly bring up a pallet of Acqua di Gio and some Kirkland jewelry polish for my friend.
Costco Employee: Uh, dude, I?m just here to check your ID card. It?s all self serve in here.
The Boys: Very well then. Can you point me to the $1,500 lizard skin boots. I have an exchange.
Costco Employee: Uh sir, these boots have poop on the toe. I don?t think we can take them back.
The Boys: My good man, that?s not feces, it?s a stain from a $700 bottle of Chateau Margaux. Please summon your superior at once.
Boys, I like your posts. And I think that girl looks like Peggy Lipton (Julie from Mod Squad) and is very hot even in a $20 pair of Foster Grants. Party on! FatDaddy is right, there is humor everywhere you look