My uncle Owen and my Aunt Beru were killed recently on their farm. I had just met an old man (like yourself) named Ben and he was telling me about my father who fought in the wars. (Look, I haven't ever met my father)
Anyway, upon the murder (Yes, murder. I kid you not.) of my aunt and uncle, I left for a bar with this old guy named Ben. We find this trucker at the bar and he agrees to take us to Alderaan, California.
So, we drive to California to Alderaan and guess what? Muthafuckin' Alderaan is gone. Like, completely off the map. Shits crazy right?
It gets crazier. It turns out that my sister is in jail and now, me, Ben and the trucker (He's a loner and likes to go solo) we all go to find my sister.
So that is what I am doing now. Going to get my sister out of jail. That's why I am not posting as much and I thought you should know.
Later gator,
J
Anyway, upon the murder (Yes, murder. I kid you not.) of my aunt and uncle, I left for a bar with this old guy named Ben. We find this trucker at the bar and he agrees to take us to Alderaan, California.
So, we drive to California to Alderaan and guess what? Muthafuckin' Alderaan is gone. Like, completely off the map. Shits crazy right?
It gets crazier. It turns out that my sister is in jail and now, me, Ben and the trucker (He's a loner and likes to go solo) we all go to find my sister.
So that is what I am doing now. Going to get my sister out of jail. That's why I am not posting as much and I thought you should know.
Later gator,
J

