'the boys' nite out

Handi Capper

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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked
Pretty darn good for a 60+ year - old woman.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all ! ! . And I found
Myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter, too.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever
Had a Sportsman's Double.
" What's that ? " I asked.
" It's a mother and daughter threesome, " she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
What her daughter might look like, I said, " No, I haven't. "
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,
" Tonight's your lucky night. "
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
The hall light and shouted upstairs:


" Mom.. .you still awake ? "
 

hammer1

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Jun 17, 2002
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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked
Pretty darn good for a 60+ year - old woman.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all ! ! . And I found
Myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter, too.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever
Had a Sportsman's Double.
" What's that ? " I asked.
" It's a mother and daughter threesome, " she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
What her daughter might look like, I said, " No, I haven't. "
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,
" Tonight's your lucky night. "
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
The hall light and shouted upstairs:


" Mom.. .you still awake ? "

Not Good enuff fer a Stand Up routine..But keep punchin' Amateur night is Thursday...
 

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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked
Pretty darn good for a 60+ year - old woman.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all ! ! . And I found
Myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter, too.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever
Had a Sportsman's Double.
" What's that ? " I asked.
" It's a mother and daughter threesome, " she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
What her daughter might look like, I said, " No, I haven't. "
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,
" Tonight's your lucky night. "
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
The hall light and shouted upstairs:

" Mom.. .you still awake ? "
So how was it:shrug:
 
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