The Husband Store

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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City. Women can go to this store and shop for their ideal mate. The instructions at the entrance read as follows:

You can only visit this store ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking. "

Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads...

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store.
 

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Upstairs watching sports on the big TV.
Wonder if there is a wife store..

Wonder if there is a wife store..

Suspect same scenario

1. wife has good job at family owned brewery
2. wife has good job at family owned brewery and loves sports
3. wife has good job at family owned brewery, loves sports, and is a blond knockout 38-24-36
4. wife has good job at family owned brewery, loves sports, and is a blond knockout 38-24-36 and is a nymphomaniac
5.wife has good job at family owned brewery, loves sports, and is a blond knockout 38-24-36 and is a nymphomaniac who has a twin sister into three-somes
6. so-soorry man visitor 98,987,234..thank you for visit.
 

UGA12

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Suspect same scenario

1. wife has good job at family owned brewery
2. wife has good job at family owned brewery and loves sports
3. wife has good job at family owned brewery, loves sports, and is a blond knockout 38-24-36
4. wife has good job at family owned brewery, loves sports, and is a blond knockout 38-24-36 and is a nymphomaniac
5.wife has good job at family owned brewery, loves sports, and is a blond knockout 38-24-36 and is a nymphomaniac who has a twin sister into three-somes
6. so-soorry man visitor 98,987,234..thank you for visit.

Would anyone from this site really make it past #1:shrug:
 
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