The Mover...........Lunch?
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lone ranger & tonto r camping, tonto get bit by rattle snake on end of penis, LR calls dr on his iphone to c what to do, dr says suck venom out or will die, tonto says what doc say,LR said 'doc said u dead mf'er'
ordered a Guiness beer and the owner of the bar collects the "widgets" out of the can. Bartender asks why is there a ball in the can and I explain and say the widget gives the beer head when you pour it and an older guy tells me that I still talk like a youngster. now that's a tough crowd
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?"
The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?"
The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don't look too good."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Loan Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink. It is then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down.
Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.
After a bit a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white horse is that outside?"
Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, "That is my horse, what is wrong with him now?"
"Nothing," replies the cowboy, "I just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running."
The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the ground, and are about to shoot him. "Do you have any last wishes??", one of them asks.
"Bring my horse, Silver, over here.", the Long Ranger replies.
They grant his wish and over comes Silver. The Lone Ranger whispers for a moment into Silver's ear. Then Silver disappears over the horizon like lightning. He returns in just a few seconds with a big, beautiful woman in the saddle. She hops off Silver, strips naked and in short order she and the Long Ranger enjoy themselves to the utmost, much to the delight of the bad guys.
When they've finished, another bad guy says, "That looked like good fun. Do you have any other last wishes??"
"Yes ..bring my horse, Silver, over here one more time.", the Long Ranger replies.
Silver approaches, and the Long Ranger whispers into his ear, "You idiot! I said bring POSSE!"
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better..........:shrug:
The Lone Ranger approaches Tonto, who has his head to the ground. "What are
you doing faithful companion," says the Lone Ranger. Tonto replies,
"stagecoach, 4 horses, two black, two white, man 6 feet 4 inches tall
driving, woman by his side". The Lone Ranger says, "That's amazing how you
indians can tell all that just by listening." "No, no kemo sabe," replies
Tonto----"ran over me 5 minutes ago".
:shrug:
Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day, the Lone Ranger and Tonto were out on patrol when they came to a
mountain pass. As they rode through the pass, the Lone Ranger noticed a
large number of Indians looking down at them from the ridge above. He looked
to the opposite ridge, and found it similarly populated. Glancing ahead and
behind, he discovered the pass completely blocked by more Indians.
"Well, Tonto, it looks like we're headed for some trouble," the Lone Ranger
said to his faithful companion.
"What you mean WE, white man?" came the reply.
One day, the Lone Ranger and Tonto were out on patrol when they came to a
mountain pass. As they rode through the pass, the Lone Ranger noticed a
large number of Indians looking down at them from the ridge above. He looked
to the opposite ridge, and found it similarly populated. Glancing ahead and
behind, he discovered the pass completely blocked by more Indians.
"Well, Tonto, it looks like we're headed for some trouble," the Lone Ranger
said to his faithful companion.
"What you mean WE, white man?" came the reply.
You morons including the owner have ruined a beautiful thread. I'm going to start drinking early. It's Happy Hour here in Royal Oak.
Boys are you coming over to the working class part of town ? If so either Wed 23rd or Fri 25th. We will go to this little Lebanese joint in Clinton Twp Brigette's Cafe . I apologize that they don't have valet parking for you but you can rough it. Check out menu.
Brigette's Cafe
43253 Garfield Rd, Clinton Township MI 48038 Today's hours: 11:00 am-9:00 pm brigettescafe.com (586) 226-0947
Hummus $5.95 - $7.95
Chick pea spread
Hummus with Hushwey $7.95 - $9.95
Baba Ghannuj Eggplant Spread $7.25 - $9.95
Tabouli Parsley Salad $5.95 - $7.95
Laban and Cucumbers $5.95
Labni Yogurt Cheese Paste $4.50
Side of Hushwey $5.95 - $7.95
Ground lamb and pine nuts
Cheese and Olives with Lifit $8.50
Tzatziki with Toasted Pita Chips $4.95
Creamy Garlic Sauce with Toasted Pita Chips $1.95
Spanakopita Spinach and Feta (5 Pieces) $7.95
Shrimp Cocktail (5) $8.95
Meat or Spinach Pie $2.50
Mediterranean Platter $9.95
Char grilled eggplant, roasted red peppers, and cheese
Calamari $8.95
Hand breaded and pan fried
Fried Chicken Wings $6.95
Meatballs (3) $9.95
Served with fresh ricotta cheese on top of mixed greens and red wine vinaigrette dressing
Crispy Thin Pita Pizza $4.95
Pita bread topped with mozzarella and feta cheese, roasted red peppers, onions, tomatoes, and bacon or pepperoni
Brigette's Combo Platter $12.95
Hummus, tabouli, and baba
Romaine Hearts $4.95
Romaine hearts drizzled with caesars dressing and sprinkled with bacon
Salads
Village Salad $8.95
Tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, and peppers
Lebanese Salad $8.25
Mixed greens, tomatoes, cucumber, green onions with feta cheese
Fattush Salad $8.95
Lebanese salad with toasted pita
Millers Salad $10.95
Spinach, walnuts, mandarin oranges, and bacon
Millers Salad with Chicken, Shrimp or Salmon $13.95
Char Broiled Chicken Salad $10.95
With house dressing
Chicken Greek Salad $11.95
Shrimp Salad $13.95
Tuna Salad $8.95
Albacore tuna mixed greens with house dressing
Salmon Salad $12.95
Grilled salmon atop of mixed greens
Romaine Hearts $7.95
Drizzled with caesars dressing and sprinkled with bacon
Soups
Rishta $2.50 - $3.50
Lentils, noodles, spinach
Soup of the Day $2.50 - $3.50
Vegetarian
Grape Leaves $8.75
Falafil Platter $8.75
With hummus and tabouli
Eggplant Stew Over Rice $10.95
Sauteed eggplant, zucchini, and chick peas in tomato sauce
M'Jardra $9.95
Lentil and rice pottage served with onions
Sandwiches
All sandwiches in includes salad, rice or cottage fries
Mediterranean $7.95
Grilled eggplant, roasted red peppers, fontanella cheese, and tomatoes on pita bread
Sam's Special $7.95
Fried kibee on lebanese bread
Grilled Chicken $7.95
With cucumber garlic yogurt sauce
Chicken Shawarma $7.95
Pickle and garlic sauce
Falafil with Tahini Sauce $7.95
Tuna on Pita $7.95
Hummus and Tabouli Rolled in Pita $7.95
BLT $6.95
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, wrapped in pita
Kafta Wrapped in Pita $7.95
Kafta Chicken $7.95
Lebanese Fare
Served with rice or cottage fries
Shish Kafta (Ground Lamb) $12.95
Chicken Kafta (Ground Chicken) $12.95
Shish Tawook (Chicken) $11.95
Shish Kabob (Lamb) $16.95
Served with rice or cottage fries
Baked Kibee Bis Sayniyyi $9.95 - $11.95
Lebanese Fare
Raw Kibee Nayyi $9.95 - $11.95
Brigette's Delight $14.95
Raw baked kibee, cabbage rolls, grape leaves, and tabouli and hummus
Mihshi Waraginab Grape Leaves $7.95 - $10.95
Mihshi Malful Cabbage Rolls $8.95 - $10.95
Lubyi Over Rice $11.95
Green beans and lamb
Rice and Hushwey $9.95
Stuffed Eggplant on Top of Rice $13.95
Lamb Shank with Rice $15.95
Ouzy $13.95
Sauteed chicken breast on top hushwey rice and pine nuts
Continental Cuisine
Served with rice or cottage fries
Lamb Chops $26.95
Grilled Pork Chops $14.95
NY Strip Steak 12 oz. $16.95
Shrimp Scampi $14.95
White Fish $14.95
Sprinkled with bread crumbs, tomatoes, and garlic
Maple Salmon $14.95
Sauteed Lake Perch $16.95
Continental Cuisine
All entrees include house salad
Chicken Scampi $13.95
Served over rice
Lemon Chicken $14.95
Lightly breaded chicken breast with creamy lemon sauce ser
Chicken Sicliano $14.95
Lightly breaded chicken char broiled served with ammoglio served with pasta or rice
Chicken Pot Pie $13.95
Chicken and spinach in a creamy veolutte sauce wrapped in phyllo served glazed carrots
Pasta Marinara $10.95
Tomatoes, basil, spinach sauce
Pasta Marinara w/Chicken $12.95
Pasta Marinara w/Meatballs $12.95
Pasta Marinara w/Shrimp $14.95
Sides
Rice $2.25
Cottage Fries $2.25
Lebanese Potato Salad $2.95
Kids
Chicken Strips and Fries $4.95
PJ on Pita $2.95
Lamb Shank bout 4 bucks more than around here... Course the lamb prob wore Prada !!!
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