The Trial of Beantownjim "

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taoist said:
p.s. Scottie, this is your kind of thread.... This should keep you busy for a while.... :)
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Yeh it seems tailer made for me. hmmmm...

You know one thing though is that no one in their right mind will be coming in to defend btj. Which means he may end up with a public defender assigned to the case.

Not and face a lynch mob type of environment.

taoist maybe you should be the one on the defense council team.
 

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This is public defender #2493325

He is in line to be assigned to defend one btj if no one steps forward in btj's behalf.

I was hoping that gamblingfool guy would join the defense team. Oh I forgot btj has no money for a lawyer and may be at the mercy of the court.
 

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Please inform Mr. Knockdown that immunity for his testimony can only be granted within the boundries of this forum.
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If it please the court. What are the boundaries
of the forum ?
 

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Title 18, U.S.C., Section 245
Federally Protected Activities


1) This statute prohibits willful injury, intimidation, or interference, or attempt to do so, by force or threat of force of any person or class of persons because of their activity as:

a) A voter, or person qualifying to vote...;

b) a participant in any benefit, service, privilege, program, facility, or activity provided or administered by the United States;

c) an applicant for federal employment or an employee by the federal government;

d) a juror or prospective juror in federal court; and

e) a participant in any program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance.

2) Prohibits willful injury, intimidation, or interference or attempt to do so, by force or threat of force of any person because of race, color, religion, or national origin and because of his/her activity as:

a) A student or applicant for admission to any public school or public College;

b) a participant in any benefit, service, privilege, program, facility, or activity provided or administered by a state or local government;

c) an applicant for private or state employment, private or state employee; a member or applicant for membership in any labor organization or hiring hall; or an applicant for employment through any employment agency, labor organization or hiring hall;

d) a juror or prospective juror in state court;

e) a traveler or user of any facility of interstate commerce or common carrier; or

f) a patron of any public accommodation, including hotels, motels, restaurants, lunchrooms, bars, gas stations, theaters...or any other establishment which serves the public and which is principally engaged in selling food or beverages for consumption on the premises.

3) Prohibits interference by force or threat of force against any person because he/she is or has been, or in order to intimidate such person or any other person or class of persons from participating or affording others the opportunity or protection to so participate, or lawfully aiding or encouraging other persons to participate in any of the benefits or activities listed in items (1) and (2), above without discrimination as to race, color, religion, or national origin.

Punishment varies from a fine or imprisonment of up to one year, or both, and if bodily injury results or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire shall be fined or imprisoned up to ten years or both, and if death results or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be subject to imprisonment for any term of years or for life or may be sentenced to death.

Title 18, U.S.C., Section 247
Church Arson Prevention Act of 1996


Prohibits (1) intentional defacement, damage, or destruction of any religious real property, because of the religious, racial, or ethnic characteristics of that property, or (2) intentional obstruction by force or threat of force, or attempts to obstruct any person in the enjoyment of that person's free exercise of religious beliefs. If the intent of the crime is motivated for reasons of religious animosity, it must be proven that the religious real property has a sufficient connection with interstate or foreign commerce. However, if the intent of the crime is racially motivated, there is no requirement to satisfy the interstate or foreign commerce clause.

Punishment varies from one year imprisonment and a fine or both, and if bodily injury results to any person, including any public safety officer performing duties as a direct or proximate result of conduct prohibited by this section, and the violation is by means of fire or an explosive, a fine under this title or imprisonment of not more than forty years or both; or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire shall be fined in accordance with this title and imprisonment for up to twenty years, or both, and if death results or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined in accordance with this title and imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

Title 18, U.S.C., Section 844(h)
Federal Explosives Control Statute


Whoever (1) uses fire or an explosive to commit any felony which may be prosecuted in a court of the United States, or (2) carries an explosive during the commission of any felony which may be prosecuted in a court of the United States, including a felony which provides for an enhanced punishment if committed by the use of a deadly or dangerous weapon or device shall, in addition to the punishment provided for such felony, be sentenced to imprisonment for five years but not more than 15 years. In the case of a second or subsequent conviction under this subsection, such persons shall be sentenced to imprisonment for ten years but not more than 25 years.
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SORRY BOYS BEANTOWNJIM WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ANSWER THE CHARGES AGAIN TODAY MY GROIN IS STILL BOTHERING ME BUT UNLIKE THESE PRO ATHLETES I HAVE TO GO OUT AND PAINT AN EMPTY APARTMENT I HAVE.ALSO I HAVE PUT IN A CALL TO THAT NO GOOD J-W BASTARD ALAN DERSHOWITZ THESE ARE SOME SERIOUS CHARGES YOU GUYS ARE CLAIMING AND EVEN FROM A YOUNG AGE MY LOVELY MOTHER FROM COUNTY CORK IRELAND ALWAYS TOLD ME (WHENEVER YOU GET IN TROUBLE SON ALWAYS CALL A JEW LAWYER) SO BOYS I WILL INFORM YOU LATER IF ALAN DERSHOWITZ IS GOING TO REPRESENT ME.

HEY SCOTTY HOW ABOUT SHOWING SOME PICTURES OF BLOCKHEAD/RAYMOND AT THE SUPERBOWL PARTY. I WOULD LIKE TO CHARGE HIM WITH THREATENING A WITNESS ME.HE CAME INTO THIS FORUM AND SAID HE WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME BUT I LOOKED CLOSELY AND HE WAS FLEXING HIS FORARMS LIKE HE WANTED TO SQUEEZE MY MELON I NEED THE PICTURES TO PROVE IT.

SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA HAS BEEN CALLED AS A WITNESS FOR THE DEFENSE. I WANT THE JURY TO LOOK AT RAYMOND/BLOCKHEADS DEMEANER AS HE POSED AT THE SUPERBOWL PICTURES.BEANTOWNJIM IS CLAIMING BLOCKHEAD THREATENED HIM IN THIS FORUM AND POSED IN A GAY PHOTO TRYING TO FLEX HIS MUSCLES TO INTIMIDATE BEANTOWNJIM. THIS IS WHY I WILL NOT PRODUCE PHOTOS OF MYSELF UNTIL BLOCKHEADS PICTURES ARE SHOWN NOT TO COME ACROSS AS THREATENING.

BEFORE THIS CASE IS TO CONTINUE I WANT TO SEE ALL THE PICTURES OF RAYMOND ON FILE AND I WILL PROVE HE IS A PUNK WHO ACTS LIKE A TOUGH GUY.I WILL ALSO PROVE HE IS AN OVERGROWN FIGURE SKATER WHO IS LOOKING TO OPEN A GOOD OLD FASHIONED CAN OF WHOOP ARSE FROM JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.

SO THE DEFENSE IS CALLING RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD AND CHARGING HIM WITH THREATENING A WITNESS AND MY GOOD PALSCOTTY FROM ATLANTA WILL SHOW THE PHOTOS TO PROVE THIS :iagree:
 

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Jim you have the right to an attorney, and we are going to get you the dumbest son of a bitch we can find.
 

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beantownjim said:
SORRY BOYS BEANTOWNJIM WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ANSWER THE CHARGES AGAIN TODAY MY GROIN IS STILL BOTHERING ME BUT UNLIKE THESE PRO ATHLETES I HAVE TO GO OUT AND PAINT AN EMPTY APARTMENT I HAVE.ALSO I HAVE PUT IN A CALL TO THAT NO GOOD J-W BASTARD ALAN DERSHOWITZ THESE ARE SOME SERIOUS CHARGES YOU GUYS ARE CLAIMING AND EVEN FROM A YOUNG AGE MY LOVELY MOTHER FROM COUNTY CORK IRELAND ALWAYS TOLD ME (WHENEVER YOU GET IN TROUBLE SON ALWAYS CALL A JEW LAWYER) SO BOYS I WILL INFORM YOU LATER IF ALAN DERSHOWITZ IS GOING TO REPRESENT ME.

HEY SCOTTY HOW ABOUT SHOWING SOME PICTURES OF BLOCKHEAD/RAYMOND AT THE SUPERBOWL PARTY. I WOULD LIKE TO CHARGE HIM WITH THREATENING A WITNESS ME.HE CAME INTO THIS FORUM AND SAID HE WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME BUT I LOOKED CLOSELY AND HE WAS FLEXING HIS FORARMS LIKE HE WANTED TO SQUEEZE MY MELON I NEED THE PICTURES TO PROVE IT.

SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA HAS BEEN CALLED AS A WITNESS FOR THE DEFENSE. I WANT THE JURY TO LOOK AT RAYMOND/BLOCKHEADS DEMEANER AS HE POSED AT THE SUPERBOWL PICTURES.BEANTOWNJIM IS CLAIMING BLOCKHEAD THREATENED HIM IN THIS FORUM AND POSED IN A GAY PHOTO TRYING TO FLEX HIS MUSCLES TO INTIMIDATE BEANTOWNJIM. THIS IS WHY I WILL NOT PRODUCE PHOTOS OF MYSELF UNTIL BLOCKHEADS PICTURES ARE SHOWN NOT TO COME ACROSS AS THREATENING.

BEFORE THIS CASE IS TO CONTINUE I WANT TO SEE ALL THE PICTURES OF RAYMOND ON FILE AND I WILL PROVE HE IS A PUNK WHO ACTS LIKE A TOUGH GUY.I WILL ALSO PROVE HE IS AN OVERGROWN FIGURE SKATER WHO IS LOOKING TO OPEN A GOOD OLD FASHIONED CAN OF WHOOP ARSE FROM JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.

SO THE DEFENSE IS CALLING RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD AND CHARGING HIM WITH THREATENING A WITNESS AND MY GOOD PALSCOTTY FROM ATLANTA WILL SHOW THE PHOTOS TO PROVE THIS :iagree:



beantownjim if you needed back up
who would you want NICK DOUGLAS or your buddy RAYMOND :mj07:
 

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beantownjim said:
BEFORE THIS CASE IS TO CONTINUE I WANT TO SEE ALL THE PICTURES OF RAYMOND ON FILE AND I WILL PROVE HE IS A PUNK WHO ACTS LIKE A TOUGH GUY.I WILL ALSO PROVE HE IS AN OVERGROWN FIGURE SKATER WHO IS LOOKING TO OPEN A GOOD OLD FASHIONED CAN OF WHOOP ARSE FROM JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.

SO THE DEFENSE IS CALLING RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD AND CHARGING HIM WITH THREATENING A WITNESS AND MY GOOD PALSCOTTY FROM ATLANTA WILL SHOW THE PHOTOS TO PROVE THIS :iagree:
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This is BS BTJ that you are hiding..
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BTJ get you some of these groin shorts and lets go
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BTJ has a pulled groin
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JUDGE CAN YOU SENT THE BAIL ! WE ASK $50.000 DOLLARS BAIL
ON BEANBALLS JIM
 

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beantownjim said:
BOYS TELL THE JUDGE I AM PULLING MY GROIN AND THE TRIAL CANT CONTINUE OH I JUST GOT A SPASM.
While this sounds strikingly similar to playing with your weiner, the court grants you a 24 hour continuance so that you can prepare your defense against these charges. However, please recognize the seriousness of these charges and I advise you to limit your groin pulling to the privacy of you own home. Remember that you will stand trial for Public Indecency and if you are caught playing with your weiner in public it will only serve to damage your case.

Since the court excused the Prosecutor yesterday to attend a poker tournament, I can find no reason not to excuse BeanTownJim for his groin pulling. Court will reconvene tomorrow morning at which time the prosecution should be prepared to explain all charges to be filed against BTJ.

We are adjourned.
 

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The Judge said:
While this sounds strikingly similar to playing with your weiner, the court grants you a 24 hour continuance so that you can prepare your defense against these charges. However, please recognize the seriousness of these charges and I advise you to limit your groin pulling to the privacy of you own home. Remember that you will stand trial for Public Indecency and if you are caught playing with your weiner in public it will only serve to damage your case.

Since the court excused the Prosecutor yesterday to attend a poker tournament, I can find no reason not to excuse BeanTownJim for his groin pulling. Court will reconvene tomorrow morning at which time the prosecution should be prepared to explain all charges to be filed against BTJ.

We are adjourned.

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Nole in Vol Land said:
Hey Gammons, one word..............TOOTHPASTE!!!!

Geez!

nole

No chit man BTJ what are you guys drinking coffee or battery acid dam that South Boston coffee is STRONG :mj07:
 

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RAYMOND

I think you should consider wearing this as your avatar during the trial. So everyone recognizes you easily.

The red liberty bell is a jix like the seals.

What do you say Ray, change your avatar?
 
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