THE VIBRATOR

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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'


The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing
is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side
of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making passionate love to her vibrator.


To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone.'


A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the
groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of
all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband
sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.


The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'

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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'


The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing
is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side
of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making passionate love to her vibrator.


To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone.'


A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the
groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of
all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband
sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.


The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'

:rimshot

This joke makes gardenweasels latest 'work' look funny.
 
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