Subject: Things to correct before Heaven.
God visited a woman and told her she must give
up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking
and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my
boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and had sex with me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven," said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
God visited a woman and told her she must give
up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking
and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my
boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and had sex with me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven," said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
