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Tiger is ready to quit
- Thread starter hedgehog
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Once he heals up, he'll be back
No way the PGA told him to beat it, in fact they themselves are probably beating off just thinking of his return....7 out of 10 sets of eyeballs will be watching his every move once he returns...mega dollars for cable stations and the pga
I can't quit laughing...
I can't quit laughing...
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I can't quit laughing...
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Once he heals up, he'll be back
No way the PGA told him to beat it, in fact they themselves are probably beating off just thinking of his return....7 out of 10 sets of eyeballs will be watching his every move once he returns...mega dollars for cable stations and the pga
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This is my favorite quote so far of this whole debacle.
Who thought it was necessary to ask Stephen Jackson anything about anything.
"Excuse me Stephen, you once had a few altercations in the public eye like remember when you and Ron Artest went into the stands in Detroit and beat senseless some fans? Or what about the gun shootout at a strip club in Indianapolis that same year? Or more recently your beef and eventual trade from GS and Don Nelson? You seem to be an expert on doing stupid things as a professional athlete...What are your thoughts on this whole Tiger Woods thing?"
Classic journalism, I bet whomever asked that question went to Northwestern.
I'm waiting on the quote from OJ in the Nevada prison.
Who thought it was necessary to ask Stephen Jackson anything about anything.
"Excuse me Stephen, you once had a few altercations in the public eye like remember when you and Ron Artest went into the stands in Detroit and beat senseless some fans? Or what about the gun shootout at a strip club in Indianapolis that same year? Or more recently your beef and eventual trade from GS and Don Nelson? You seem to be an expert on doing stupid things as a professional athlete...What are your thoughts on this whole Tiger Woods thing?"
Classic journalism, I bet whomever asked that question went to Northwestern.
I'm waiting on the quote from OJ in the Nevada prison.
yeah, you are probably right, he has been their moneymaker for 10 years plus. I guarantee you the PGA tour will make sure to market his comeback
Didn't Jordan " Take a break " from the NBA , right around his gambling scandal
check out this golf forum thread from 2005.
http://forums.prospero.com/golfequip/messages?msg=183258.1
here's the first post. the OP gets his ass bashed too.
http://forums.prospero.com/golfequip/messages?msg=183258.1
here's the first post. the OP gets his ass bashed too.
Okay, let me preface this by saying that I have no proof of what I am about to say (yet). Therefore I cannot guarantee the accuracy of these claims. I am simply going to relay a story that was told to me last night.
My buddy's girlfriend told me that her best friend just had an affair with Tiger this past weekend (8/26, 8/27) in Las Vegas. She was in the VIP section of Light ( a very exclusive club inside the Bellagio) when one of Tiger's bodyguards asked her to come meet Tiger. She went over and sat with him, had a few drinks, then left through the back door. Got in Tiger's limo, and he took her back to his exclusive room behind the MGM Grand. Apparently they are super exlusive suites or apartments there, didn't even know they existed.
Now I do know this girl and she is very attractive but not quite on the same level as Elin
Can anyone verify if Tiger was even in Vegas this weekend? All you Tiger lovers, please don't shoot the messenger... I'm just relaying what was told to me. Someone that I know is saying they had an affair with one of the most famous people in the world and I'd like to find out of it is true or not.
I have Tiger's solution right here, and it's so fucking simple......it would blow your mind.
TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! :scared
That's it! What avenue do you have left? :shrug:
Set up a press conference, and get out your dirty laundry list.
"Hey, you all know I screwed up huge." Name all the names. Name the ones we know.....and name the ones we don't. Tell about the shit you did. Fucked her in the mouth.....did that one in the ass......three way with that one and the bellhop.
Pictures? Yep. They're out there. Make your fortune off of me. Have your laughs....makes all your jokes.....get a good hoot out of it.
Now, I hope I didn't forget about any of these sluts a banged. If I did, tells you how good you were, first off, and secondly, I didn't forget you intentionally.
I'm a shitty husband, and never should have gotten married. That charade is over now. Here's half my shit.......good luck, send me pictures of the kids every now and then.
Oh, and if I have any kids I don't know about out there.....let's get that all squared away, too. I wanna start fresh.
Now.....I'm done with all of you. No questions, because I'm done with it.
Now, as you walk away, and someone shouts, "What now?????"
You can say, "That's the one question I will answer."
"I'm going to hit some golf balls for a few weeks. Last time I checked.......that's how I made my money."
Now, I just saved your life Woods. Cut me a check for $500,000, and we'll call it even.
That's the best offer you've had in a loooooooooong time!
TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! :scared
That's it! What avenue do you have left? :shrug:
Set up a press conference, and get out your dirty laundry list.
"Hey, you all know I screwed up huge." Name all the names. Name the ones we know.....and name the ones we don't. Tell about the shit you did. Fucked her in the mouth.....did that one in the ass......three way with that one and the bellhop.
Pictures? Yep. They're out there. Make your fortune off of me. Have your laughs....makes all your jokes.....get a good hoot out of it.
Now, I hope I didn't forget about any of these sluts a banged. If I did, tells you how good you were, first off, and secondly, I didn't forget you intentionally.
I'm a shitty husband, and never should have gotten married. That charade is over now. Here's half my shit.......good luck, send me pictures of the kids every now and then.
Oh, and if I have any kids I don't know about out there.....let's get that all squared away, too. I wanna start fresh.
Now.....I'm done with all of you. No questions, because I'm done with it.
Now, as you walk away, and someone shouts, "What now?????"
You can say, "That's the one question I will answer."
"I'm going to hit some golf balls for a few weeks. Last time I checked.......that's how I made my money."
Now, I just saved your life Woods. Cut me a check for $500,000, and we'll call it even.
That's the best offer you've had in a loooooooooong time!
