Tiger pulls out

[hedgehog]

of the players championship apparently because of a bulging disk, sounds too convenient to me...Karma i would say

 

[saint]

I heard it was from a bulging meatstick. Nowhere to put that thing anymore he want from banging left and right to celibacy.

 

[Full court press]

Over the years Tiger has developed some of the best pulling out techniques ever observed.

Waits till the last possible instant.

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

of the players championship apparently because of a bulging disk, sounds too convenient to me...Karma i would say

If I were you I wouldn't want to think about karma.