Tiger Woods Hurt in Car Crash.
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Here is a better shot of the titties
PS - how embarressing can this be for Tiger
I hate to be a part of it. Got to expect it when you make a billion and screw other woman outside marriage.
well kinda wish I wasnt
Hell yes MJ up and down to. Hey wife come here quick.
This just in. New Agreement. It can go as high as 80 mill if wifey hangs around to 2011.
This just in. New Agreement. It can go as high as 80 mill if wifey hangs around to 2011.
Someone just made a million dollars.
Is Tiger Woods' absence attributable to broken teeth?
Tuesday, Jan. 5, 2010 - 5:46 p.m. ET
Tiger Woods lost some teeth after his wife hit him in the face with a 9-iron on Nov. 27, the night he crashed his SUV outside his Florida home, according to an account that former NHL coach Pat Burns gave to Montreal radio station CKAC on Tuesday, the Toronto Star reports.
Burns said a friend of his in the Florida highway patrol was among those who visited Woods' home the night of the crash. Burns worked with the police in Florida before coaching hockey, according to the newspaper.
After eating dinner that night, Woods was watching football while sending and receiving text messages from Rachel Uchitel, one of his alleged mistresses, Burns said. Later, Woods left his phone on the coffee table when he went to play poker at a friend's house. But Uchitel continued to text.
Here is Burns' account of what happened next:
"His wife (Elin Nordegren) saw the message. When he returned, around 11:30 p.m. or midnight, she waited at the door. She asked what it was, these messages, and who was this woman.
"He kept saying there was nothing there. He went to watch television. ... then suddenly, bang! A nine-iron in the face!
"He left the house running without shoes. Elin followed him with the club. He left in his Escalade. She followed him and broke two or three windows. That's why he hit the tree."
Doctors in the Orlando hospital Woods was taken to said he needed plastic surgery to repair the broken teeth, and that the facility best able to perform the operation was in Phoenix, Arizona. Woods was then transported to Phoenix.
"This explains (Woods') absence when the police wanted to meet him the following days," Burns said.
Woods has not been seen in public since the crash.
Burns' version of the story is consistent with those that have been attributed to Woods' neighbors and others who claim to know what happened that night, the Star notes.
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This sounds about right .
Hit in the face with a 9 iron :scared
Tuesday, Jan. 5, 2010 - 5:46 p.m. ET
Tiger Woods lost some teeth after his wife hit him in the face with a 9-iron on Nov. 27, the night he crashed his SUV outside his Florida home, according to an account that former NHL coach Pat Burns gave to Montreal radio station CKAC on Tuesday, the Toronto Star reports.
Burns said a friend of his in the Florida highway patrol was among those who visited Woods' home the night of the crash. Burns worked with the police in Florida before coaching hockey, according to the newspaper.
After eating dinner that night, Woods was watching football while sending and receiving text messages from Rachel Uchitel, one of his alleged mistresses, Burns said. Later, Woods left his phone on the coffee table when he went to play poker at a friend's house. But Uchitel continued to text.
Here is Burns' account of what happened next:
"His wife (Elin Nordegren) saw the message. When he returned, around 11:30 p.m. or midnight, she waited at the door. She asked what it was, these messages, and who was this woman.
"He kept saying there was nothing there. He went to watch television. ... then suddenly, bang! A nine-iron in the face!
"He left the house running without shoes. Elin followed him with the club. He left in his Escalade. She followed him and broke two or three windows. That's why he hit the tree."
Doctors in the Orlando hospital Woods was taken to said he needed plastic surgery to repair the broken teeth, and that the facility best able to perform the operation was in Phoenix, Arizona. Woods was then transported to Phoenix.
"This explains (Woods') absence when the police wanted to meet him the following days," Burns said.
Woods has not been seen in public since the crash.
Burns' version of the story is consistent with those that have been attributed to Woods' neighbors and others who claim to know what happened that night, the Star notes.
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This sounds about right .
Hit in the face with a 9 iron :scared
this cheating thing getting contagious 
Jan. 22, 2010<SCRIPT type=text/javascript>var dateUpdated = 1264199029370;tourGetDateUpdated(dateUpdated);</SCRIPT>
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Professional golfer Jim Thorpe has been sentenced to a year in prison for failing to pay more than $2 million in income taxes.
Thorpe's attorney, Mark Horwitz, said Friday that Thorpe must turn himself in to authorities by April 1. The golfer also was sentenced to two years of supervised release and 200 hours of community service. He must try to repay the taxes while he's on supervised release.
In September, Thorpe pleaded guilty to two counts of failing to pay income taxes and had faced up to two years in prison.
Horwitz said Thorpe "has accepted his punishment and will be getting on with his life."
"We were notified today that Jim Thorpe has been sentenced to a one-year prison term relating to two counts of failing to pay income taxes," the PGA TOUR said in a statement. "While it is unfortunate and regrettable that this is the final resolution, Jim has taken responsibility for his actions and has expressed his remorse."
Thorpe has won 13 times on the Champions Tour and three times on the PGA TOUR.
Jan. 22, 2010<SCRIPT type=text/javascript>var dateUpdated = 1264199029370;tourGetDateUpdated(dateUpdated);</SCRIPT>
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Professional golfer Jim Thorpe has been sentenced to a year in prison for failing to pay more than $2 million in income taxes.
Thorpe's attorney, Mark Horwitz, said Friday that Thorpe must turn himself in to authorities by April 1. The golfer also was sentenced to two years of supervised release and 200 hours of community service. He must try to repay the taxes while he's on supervised release.
In September, Thorpe pleaded guilty to two counts of failing to pay income taxes and had faced up to two years in prison.
Horwitz said Thorpe "has accepted his punishment and will be getting on with his life."
"We were notified today that Jim Thorpe has been sentenced to a one-year prison term relating to two counts of failing to pay income taxes," the PGA TOUR said in a statement. "While it is unfortunate and regrettable that this is the final resolution, Jim has taken responsibility for his actions and has expressed his remorse."
Thorpe has won 13 times on the Champions Tour and three times on the PGA TOUR.
Sad to hear that. Spent a couple nights at the track with Jim and he's a cool dude. The guy loved to throw down the cash and I suspect that's what may have got him into this situatuon.
Yep I agree---
--My 1st thoughts were--He and Doyle would get my vote for making most money with worst swings on tour-
--My 1st thoughts were--He and Doyle would get my vote for making most money with worst swings on tour-
April 30, 2010:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/29/2010-04-29_tiger_woods_confessed_to_bedding_120_women_but_elin_nordegren_angry_he_left_neig.html#ixzz0mYSRfQLY
"Tiger Woods may want to be like Mike, but he's starting to tilt more toward Wilt.
The disgraced golfer confessed to cheating on his wife, Elin Nordegren, with at least 120 women during five years of marriage, the National Enquirer reported Thursday.
But Nordegren packed her bags after learning he seduced the girl next-door - nubile neighbor Raychel Coudriet - last year and reportedly did not include her on the list.
"This is the worst betrayal ever!" she screamed over the phone as Woods dined with pals after making his golf comeback at the Masters tournament earlier this month.
"That's it ... I'm divorcing you."
The Enquirer's tipster told the tab "she was screaming so loudly that everyone at the table could hear."
"Tiger tried to deny it," the source said. "But Elin yelled at him, 'You're lying! You're always a liar! You're a piece of [expletive]!"
There was no immediate response from Woods, who played poorly yesterday at the Quail Hollow Championship.
Porn star Joslyn James, who says was also one of his conquests, said Woods understated the number of women he scored with: "I bet it's 500 or more," she told the Daily News."
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http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/29/2010-04-29_tiger_woods_confessed_to_bedding_120_women_but_elin_nordegren_angry_he_left_neig.html#ixzz0mYSRfQLY
"Tiger Woods may want to be like Mike, but he's starting to tilt more toward Wilt.
The disgraced golfer confessed to cheating on his wife, Elin Nordegren, with at least 120 women during five years of marriage, the National Enquirer reported Thursday.
But Nordegren packed her bags after learning he seduced the girl next-door - nubile neighbor Raychel Coudriet - last year and reportedly did not include her on the list.
"This is the worst betrayal ever!" she screamed over the phone as Woods dined with pals after making his golf comeback at the Masters tournament earlier this month.
"That's it ... I'm divorcing you."
The Enquirer's tipster told the tab "she was screaming so loudly that everyone at the table could hear."
"Tiger tried to deny it," the source said. "But Elin yelled at him, 'You're lying! You're always a liar! You're a piece of [expletive]!"
There was no immediate response from Woods, who played poorly yesterday at the Quail Hollow Championship.
Porn star Joslyn James, who says was also one of his conquests, said Woods understated the number of women he scored with: "I bet it's 500 or more," she told the Daily News."
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TIGER WOODS is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record 750 million.
The love-cheat golfer has agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.
All over now ... Tiger Woods and family with dogs
He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he has MARRIED her.
In return, former wife ELIN NORDEGREN, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
But she can NEVER publicly speak out over his flings with socialite RACHEL UCHITEL, reality star JAIMEE GRUBBS, porn queen JOSLYN JAMES and up to 17 others, who will work out costing him ?25million each.
Mistresses ... Jaimee Grubbs, Joslyn James and Rachel Uchitel
A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanising side of their father.
"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."
Family home ... Elin keeps the properties in Windermere
Swedish ex model Elin ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Tiger, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion (?660m) she thought.
Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.
Swedish properties ... also go to Elin
"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she'll lose the lot."
Elin keeps their main home in Windermere, Florida, and a nearby property - jointly worth ?3million - plus an apartment in Stockholm and her island farmhouse nearby.
Tiger gets a ?50million estate in Jupiter Island, Florida, where they had been building a new mansion.
He will also keep their ?2million apartment in Los Angeles, when the six-year marriage officially ends.
The pal said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."
?50m estate on Jupiter Island ... goes to Tiger
Elin gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.
That means Tiger will share decisions about their future - so Elin will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.
Tiger - believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas - will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.
He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.
The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.
"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."
Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Tiger will be allowed around the children - plus female members of staff known to Elin.
The pair threw separate birthday parties for daughter Sam last week.
Tiger took his office manager Kathy to his. Elin also went along.
A source said: "Elin made an effort not to make it uncomfortable. They handed out goodie bags to the kids together. That was a nice moment."
The previous most costly celebrity divorce was ?100million, paid by basketball star MICHAEL JORDAN to his wife JUANITA in 2007.
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kinda sad that Jordan was Tigers friend and he led him down a path for a bigger payout than he had to make.
The love-cheat golfer has agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.
All over now ... Tiger Woods and family with dogs
He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he has MARRIED her.
In return, former wife ELIN NORDEGREN, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.
But she can NEVER publicly speak out over his flings with socialite RACHEL UCHITEL, reality star JAIMEE GRUBBS, porn queen JOSLYN JAMES and up to 17 others, who will work out costing him ?25million each.
Mistresses ... Jaimee Grubbs, Joslyn James and Rachel Uchitel
A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanising side of their father.
"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."
Family home ... Elin keeps the properties in Windermere
Swedish ex model Elin ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Tiger, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion (?660m) she thought.
Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.
Swedish properties ... also go to Elin
"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she'll lose the lot."
Elin keeps their main home in Windermere, Florida, and a nearby property - jointly worth ?3million - plus an apartment in Stockholm and her island farmhouse nearby.
Tiger gets a ?50million estate in Jupiter Island, Florida, where they had been building a new mansion.
He will also keep their ?2million apartment in Los Angeles, when the six-year marriage officially ends.
The pal said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."
?50m estate on Jupiter Island ... goes to Tiger
Elin gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.
That means Tiger will share decisions about their future - so Elin will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.
Tiger - believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas - will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.
He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.
The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.
"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."
Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Tiger will be allowed around the children - plus female members of staff known to Elin.
The pair threw separate birthday parties for daughter Sam last week.
Tiger took his office manager Kathy to his. Elin also went along.
A source said: "Elin made an effort not to make it uncomfortable. They handed out goodie bags to the kids together. That was a nice moment."
The previous most costly celebrity divorce was ?100million, paid by basketball star MICHAEL JORDAN to his wife JUANITA in 2007.
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kinda sad that Jordan was Tigers friend and he led him down a path for a bigger payout than he had to make.
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