Never heard this one. Hope you like it!
*Sol Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
> He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the
> second.*
> *On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his
> cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been
> in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.*
> *The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
> there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
> shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.*
> *He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the
> hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a
> personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his
> previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....*
> *Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He
> saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.*
> *The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
> round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself!"*
> *"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the
> country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!" "It's just as well
> you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely
> your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care
> and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change
> her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day
> and don't forget the hygiene care."*
> *The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed...*
> *The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just fucking with you. She's dead.
> What'd you shoot?"*
Jesus!!!! :mj07:
*Sol Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
> He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the
> second.*
> *On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his
> cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been
> in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.*
> *The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
> there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
> shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.*
> *He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the
> hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a
> personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his
> previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....*
> *Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He
> saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.*
> *The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
> round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself!"*
> *"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the
> country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!" "It's just as well
> you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely
> your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care
> and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change
> her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day
> and don't forget the hygiene care."*
> *The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed...*
> *The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just fucking with you. She's dead.
> What'd you shoot?"*
Jesus!!!! :mj07:
