Try not to laugh
- Thread starter MadJack
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Christ you're a miserable guy. No sense of humor and negative all the time. Jesus.
Okay, it's fake, SFW?
:mj07: I'm not miserable at all. just pointing out its ridiculous and fake, which in turn doesn't make it funny for me. half the stuff on the internet now is fake/staged humor to just draw in a view count and make $.
They don't make shit off of that. You have no clue about what makes money on the internet. :facepalm:
lol you dont think the website http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/ is to make money? half of their links are advertisers. hell, even at the bottom of the page they have a link called advertise with us. they arent running the site and updating it daily just for shits and giggles.
they put up staged humor to keep people coming back daily, generating traffic so they can in turn charge for advertising citing their high traffic volume and unique visits and all the other bs.
thats the problem though, sites like that and mindless TV. they put anything on the TV or internet and people are easily amused so it doesnt even matter if its genuine.
I wasn't talking about break.com. I guess if you can afford to put up hundreds of sites like the one I linked to, your nickle and dimes would add up.
Back to my original point; all of your posts are negative, bitching, bashing another member, thread jacking, arguing, etc. Go read them and see for yourself.
Then compare your posts to someone like Morris, Old School, ImFek, Hippo, whatever. That's what makes the world, I guess.
Carry on. :0008
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and my original point was that some of them are blatantly fake. what phone would ever autocorrect pool with poophole? what word ever would be autocorrected with poophole?
I'll edit my post if you want and put a bunch of laughing smileys so we can pretend theyre real.
I'll save a few of my stupid auto-corrects and start posting them after I gather a few. It surely has come up with some ridiculous things. And things that I have never used or even heard of.
no shtick I just dont like staged humor. same reason I don't like shows like Storage Wars. pool to poophole is still a stretch IMO. :0008
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Now I had to look up schtick and shtick to see if I have been spelling it incorrectly all these years. I guess there are multiple ways to spell it that are not incorrect. Shtik works too. Good thing I have all this time to waste today. :facepalm:
There is, incidentally, no 'correct' original spelling of any Yiddish word in English letters, as Yiddish is written in a (modified and distinct) Hebrew alphabet. It furthermore lacks any truly standardised system of transliteration into English. So 'shtik' is as good as 'shtick' is as good as 'schtick' from a Yiddish perspective. According to the Oxford 2nd Ed., the first recorded appearances of the word in English are in 1961 and 1962 using the 'shtik' spelling:
# 1961 A. Berkman Singers' Gloss. Show Business 78 A piece of business; a gag or joke..shtik.
# 1962 E. McBain Empty Hours 129 The girl didn't say a word. She didn't have to. The effect was almost comic, akin to the cocktail-party scene... The word `shtik' crossed Meyer's mind.
Did you see the one from me, I was smelling my shit yesterday and it reminded me of you....
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