Twas the night before Christmas
And on the Madjack board
Not a finger was typing
Not even from the Hoard
Of post whores and bigots
and those who are bored
Just nothing but data
not being stored
No buzzing no smilies
no ill tempered flames
no no
no childish games
Jack was not happy for there
were no threads to be locked
And BeantownJim had long since been banned
and couldn't run amok, half-cocked
Bahamama was asleep,
propped up by her hair
And VaANurse was still deciding
to model the madjacks.com underwear
Always Prayen was bored
and his mood was somber
for he couldn't find online,
his little Buzzbomber
Even Toronto Vigilante was conked out
fast asleep in his bed
with visions of ball bearing turbos
spooling in his head
No one had a reason
no one had the answer
Not even Eddie H,
He was with the Pink Panther
All seemed hopeless
and full of dispair
When a heavy-set dude
flew through the air
Then one by one
Jack and IE and friends
said this will be fun
and put silly hats on our heads
Our two beloved admins
sat upon our couch
and led us in a meeting
of how to "Bring back the Lounge"
We talked about old-timers
and pranks of our past
The good and the bad
and how we kicked the man's a$$
How we all missed the days
of Crackrat and Cow?
and hated the crap brought in
by Billy the kid
We decided that respect
and love for our elders
intelligent dialect
and top handicappers
were the things that made
the discussion lounge so great
So we made a pact
and shook hands that day
that we would at least have a little love
for those in the madjack suaree'
As Jack and IE left
we thought something was wrong
we look on our heads and noticed
Our hats were made from madjacksports.com thongs!
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to all since I won't have access to a computer next week as I am off to florida for a much needed holiday! Thought you might enjoy my retarded attempt at a Madjacksports.com Christmas Poem!
And on the Madjack board
Not a finger was typing
Not even from the Hoard
Of post whores and bigots
and those who are bored
Just nothing but data
not being stored
No buzzing no smilies
no ill tempered flames
no no
no childish games
Jack was not happy for there
were no threads to be locked
And BeantownJim had long since been banned
and couldn't run amok, half-cocked
Bahamama was asleep,
propped up by her hair
And VaANurse was still deciding
to model the madjacks.com underwear
Always Prayen was bored
and his mood was somber
for he couldn't find online,
his little Buzzbomber
Even Toronto Vigilante was conked out
fast asleep in his bed
with visions of ball bearing turbos
spooling in his head
No one had a reason
no one had the answer
Not even Eddie H,
He was with the Pink Panther
All seemed hopeless
and full of dispair
When a heavy-set dude
flew through the air
Then one by one
Jack and IE and friends
said this will be fun
and put silly hats on our heads
Our two beloved admins
sat upon our couch
and led us in a meeting
of how to "Bring back the Lounge"
We talked about old-timers
and pranks of our past
The good and the bad
and how we kicked the man's a$$
How we all missed the days
of Crackrat and Cow?
and hated the crap brought in
by Billy the kid
We decided that respect
and love for our elders
intelligent dialect
and top handicappers
were the things that made
the discussion lounge so great
So we made a pact
and shook hands that day
that we would at least have a little love
for those in the madjack suaree'
As Jack and IE left
we thought something was wrong
we look on our heads and noticed
Our hats were made from madjacksports.com thongs!
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to all since I won't have access to a computer next week as I am off to florida for a much needed holiday! Thought you might enjoy my retarded attempt at a Madjacksports.com Christmas Poem!
