Vegas Dickhead Cabbie

[yyz]

I have been in many a cab and I can say the Vegas cab drivers are usually the most friendly of any as they know you are in town to drop some coin.

These fuckers are some of the biggest BEGGERS I've ever seen!

I have never had a trip were at least one of these clowns wasn't on the anniversary of his ________'s death.

Last trip it was a fucking dog! My GF started talking about her mom's dog, and right away this guy is the biggest dog lover in the world. But......of course......it was the sixth anniversary of Champ's demise. I guess he was killed by a stray bullet, while pulling a motherless crack baby from a burning homeless shelter the guy volunteered at. :shrug:

Or there's the "It's been a slow day", song-and-dance. It's fucking Vegas! Even when it's "slow", people are waiting for cabs. I don't want to hear about how I'm only your third fare "all day".

But, I shouldn't be so mean. You wouldn't believe how many of these poor guys just want to make enough to get the hell outta town! I can't even count the guys who have told me that they were "robbed at gun/knife point the other night"! That was the last straw for them. They just wanna make enough to get back to ___________, and start over again.

.......This town just aint the same.........

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

where do you stay when in Vegas? stratosphere:shrug: that would take several hours walking :sadwave:

My wife likes to walk and insisted :chairshot

-we walk to Jacks room at casino at other end of strip. Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse on --walk back- she decided she wanted to stop at shop for some water and take back to hotel--was 2 huge jug jug--felt like it weighed 50lbs by time I got to hotel.

 

[MadJack]

My wife likes to walk and insisted :chairshot

-we walk to Jacks room at casino at other end of strip. Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse on --walk back- she decided she wanted to stop at shop for some water and take back to hotel--was 2 huge jug jug--felt like it weighed 50lbs by time I got to hotel.

you guys walked from the strat to planet hollywood and back :scared :scared

i never heard of such a thing. middle of june too :sadwave:

 

[backcracker]

Guys never wait in the line again. I always find a porter when I get my bags he takes me out front and gets me a cab I slip him a 5ver and off we go:00hour :00hour

 

[THE KOD]

i had a similar problem last year when i took a cab from the mirage to so.point....before i took the cab hooks told me that the ride was straight down vegas blvd....but this guy took me on the highway (he said it was a shortcut) & instead of a 10-15 minute drive, it was closer to a 1/2 hour....when the cab finally arrived at so. point the fare came to $24 & i gave hime $25 & told him to keep the change....he looked at me & i looked at him & nothing was said....later that night hooks gave me a lift back to the mirage & the ride was like 15 minutes....

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Here is a tip in a cab ride that works everytme.

As soon as you get in and get settled in. You say this to the cabbie.

Excuse me sir, can you hurry because I have been throwing up for the last hour.

No cabbie wants to deal with your vomit in his fawking cab. Guaranteed he takes the short route everytime.

then tip him five bucks and call it even.

I have done this in New York about 5 times.

 

[yyz]

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Here is a tip in a cab ride that works everytme.

As soon as you get in and get settled in. You say this to the cabbie.

Excuse me sir, can you hurry because I have been throwing up for the last hour.

No cabbie wants to deal with your vomit in his fawking cab. Guaranteed he takes the short route everytime.

then tip him five bucks and call it even.

I have done this in New York about 5 times.

Or, you could just start telling him yarns about your sexcapades.....

 

[THE KOD]

Or, you could just start telling him yarns about your sexcapades.....

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lets see I offer good advice and you have to somehow turn it into something against me calling me a liar.

well fawk you and the donkey that brung you
little beech Nancy boy .

you serve no purpose . your dismissed

 

[yyz]

Why tip the guy five beans, Scooter? Just rub your "pussy finger" up under his nose and say, "That should about cover it".

 

[THE KOD]

Why tip the guy five beans, Scooter? Just rub your "pussy finger" up under his nose and say, "That should about cover it".

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too bad you dont care for pussy

nancy boy

you would be alot less hormonal

 

[yyz]

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too bad you dont care for pussy

nancy boy

Yeah......I never did care much for you.

 

[THE KOD]

Yeah......I never did care much for you.

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you and your nickel slots :142smilie


Tell the story again about the steak you had in Vegas

with the pepper on it.

that was a good yarn

maybe I can find it ? what was that thread

my life on the road with my boyfriend and his mother in Vegas

 

[yyz]

"I don't always finger pussy......but when I do......I tell people about it on an internet forum.


Stay hopeless, my friend.

 

[Lookn4help]

Taxi Rip Off

Taxi Rip Off

Just got back from Vegas and went through the same BS...802-668-4005 is the number to the Taxi Hack. Make sure you have the cab number and look for the drivers name lots of luck....just seems to be getting worse. My guy gave me the old "construction on Paridise" routine

 

[THE KOD]

"I don't always finger pussy......but when I do......I tell people about it on an internet forum.


Stay hopeless, my friend.

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It was a joke that only teenagers that had the pussy smell on their finger could understand

I think we know the smell of shit on your finger yyz nancyboy

 

[THE KOD]

damn I cant find that Vegas thread with the pepper steak.

what year was that yyz ?

it has all the info about you and your boytoy pounding the nickel slots for a few hours and spending five bucks.

and the pepper on steak was classic.

I went to the sports book, and did I mention that they put more pepper on my steak than I care for. :142smilie

I woke up two days later and still was thinking about the pepper on my steak :142smilie

damn :mj07:

 

[Dice34]

Why tip the guy five beans, Scooter? Just rub your "pussy finger" up under his nose and say, "That should about cover it".

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[smurphy]

cheap fucks should pay up. amazing how riled up some people get saving or wasting 5 bucks.

 

[The Sponge]

cheap fucks should pay up. amazing how riled up some people get saving or wasting 5 bucks.

Exactly Smurph. You are aways on the ball and liquor i might add.