Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day

[Dell Dude]

Jack,

Sorry to see you ended up with this delusional paranoid. :sadwave:

Peep either deleted my thread or knows who did and thinks it's funny to blame me. Little things like ISP and timeline don't lie. But go back to Wormville. I could care less at this point. Bye Bye. :mj04:

 

[Dell Dude]

Calling Cardinals 1-0, top first. Too easy. WAY too easy. Make me sweat, put me through my paces Winny the Blue.

 

[Dell Dude]

Winn 0-7. 1st Quarter. Assholes.

 

[Dell Dude]

3-7. This scoreboard is fast at least. Not CBS, ESPN or Yahoo. Had to find it through a search. It's called SLAM!

 

[Dell Dude]

St. Louis Cardinals +115
Winnipeg Blue Bombers +110
Florida Marlins +120
(TBD)
(TBD)

$33 to win TBD

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Marlins make three. Lots of good plus J Money on the board today...

 

[Dell Dude]

If I go 3-0, my payout is up to $327.79. I keep playing on the plus side I could get to $1500...

 

[Dell Dude]

Carib memo

The following memo has been received and will be processed by one of our customer service agents:

Just a what-if question. I know $50,000 is the max parlay limit. What heppens if you go 9-0 on a 10 team open parlay and your payout amount is al;ready $50,000? Do you have to even make a 10th bet or will that automatically end the parlay and you can cashout? This could happen if you play dogs.

 

[Dell Dude]

Winny 6-7, 2nd Qtr.

 

[Dell Dude]

Book Staff to Customer Messages for 07/08

Joseph, in order for the parlay to be graded it has to be completed with the last a 10th play. Kindly note for a 10 team parlay the max payout possible is 100,000. Have a good day. Jaime

Nice. :s6:

 

[Dell Dude]

Jose Valentin (9) Grand Slam to right off Nolasco, Lo Duca, Beltran, Floyd scored.

No comment.

 

[Dell Dude]

I blame Peep.

 

[Dell Dude]

At least Moose was "kind" enough to give me a bootleg Star Wars Episode 3 DVD after paying him last week's loan Friday. Probably going to get another one next Friday. Probably will get the complete set before the NFL regular season. Fuk this shitt. Weekend OVER.

 

[Dell Dude]

And if Federer loses tomorrow I lose my entire paycheck to Gorilla. Don't ask. Won't tell.

:mj12:

 

[Dell Dude]

Please don't ruin my 5 egg, 5 bacon 5 sausage breakfast tomorrow morning Roger the Grasscourt Serve and Volley Dodger.

 

[homedog]

:mj10:

 

[Dell Dude]

:mj10:

The door is right over there, homedog. Visit it.

:stfu:

 

[Dell Dude]

The thing that pisses me off the most is now I have to watch two androgynous wimps duke it out at the All England Club instead of sleeping in. Servetiime nuggas.

 

[Dell Dude]

Calling Federer at 2 Courtney Love first set. Too easy.

 

[Dell Dude]

Federer 5 Courtney Love first set. Listen you lousy Spaniard Nadal. I didn't wake up early for an easy does it blowout. At least win a set. At least win a point!

 

[Dell Dude]

I guess the boys and girls at WSEXY didn't bother to wake up. They have the Federer interactives on permanent pause at 85-81. It's supposed to be LIVE. But it's DEAD.