WELL,

[the addict]

just walked into my living room. my nieces are staying the night with my daughter tonite. They are 10,9, and my daughter 2. They are her role models remind you.


My wife is in nursing school.

I turn the corner, and my two nieces have her stethoscopes from school on their ears. What is on the other end of the stethoscope you ask>???

Their asses. :facepalm:

they are taking turns farting into the things and listening to the sound on the very much intensified scethoscopes. WOW.


of course, i had to hear it, and it sounds so fawking funny! :0074


if your wife is a nurse, i suggest trying it out haha.



your welcome.:toast:

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[dunclock]

one of my old buddies used to tell me "you need to get you a nurse ... there is nothing you can do to gross them out"

shoulda listened :mj07:

 

[Mjolnir]

classic...thanks for sharing!

 

[SixFive]

If I had a nickel...

:lol: Funny story!

 

[Morris]

:142smilie

 

[bleedingpurple]

Since I am a nurse, I have dated many many nurses.

Nothing does gross them out but it is very hard to marry one unless you like taking orders and have your shit planned out for you.

Nurses are usually stubborn and very assertive / aggressive and are hard to deal with..

JMO

On a side note, I would never take my stethoscope and place it on someone's ass to listen to a fart.

:shrug: :scared

I guess that is not my sense of humor..

 

[The Joker]

Nurses are usually stubborn and very assertive / aggressive and are hard to deal with..

JMO

My rules for dating before I was married.....

1. Never date a girl that drives a Ford Mustang.
2. Never date a girl that loves horses.
3. Never date a nurse.
4. Never date a girl that does not like movies.
5. Never date a girl that bowls, plays golf or softball.

 

[Sportsaholic]

My rules for dating before I was married.....

2. Never date a girl that loves horses.

I disagree on this one.....Kim P., Junior Year, even the Horse would blush......:0008

 

[dunclock]

My rules for dating before I was married.....

1. Never date a girl that drives a Ford Mustang.
2. Never date a girl that loves horses.
3. Never date a nurse.
4. Never date a girl that does not like movies.
5. Never date a girl that bowls, plays golf or softball.

wow Nick, I already broke one of your rules with the nurse and I am being fixed up with a girl that raises/ rides Arabians and drives a .... Mustang :scared

ah fuck it ... I am lonely enough to go out with all the others combined into one :mj07:

 

[the addict]

Nothing does gross them out but it is very hard to marry one unless you like taking orders and have your shit planned out for you.

Nurses are usually stubborn and very assertive / aggressive and are hard to deal with..

JMO

..

yup, about right being married to one...

 

[the addict]

On a side note, I would never take my stethoscope and place it on someone's ass to listen to a fart.

:shrug: :scared

I guess that is not my sense of humor..

they are 10 and 9 yrs old haha...


and of course i had to at least try it...

they said it was, "AWESOME UNCLE J"

 

[MadJack]

of course, i had to hear it, and it sounds so fawking funny! :0074

With the stethoscope :shrug:

 

[hedgehog]

My rules for dating before I was married.....


5. Never date a girl that bowls, plays golf or softball.

usually these types like other girls:mj07:

 

[the addict]

With the stethoscope :shrug:

ya, let my niece fart into it for me.

dont tell me you have never done it before.


haha, honestly tho, they were dedicated. they had to wait for eachother to have to fart everytime. cant knock the effort.



honestly i know it sounds terrible, but i have not laughed that hard in a long time watching those girls have a blast. I wish life was that simple when your an adult. only concern is, who will fart next.