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and poor farrah faucet. used to be sex symbol and has anal cancer?

this "proud" babe has all these docs examing her asshole. i feel for her.

wow!
 

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Yeah Clint, wtf does that mean, 'banded?'

check that... If RAYMOND can see the 'roid (grape sized), it's probably not internal, and that's when you band the 'roids.

Literally, a rubberband is stretched over and around the 'roid. This cuts off the blood supply, and it falls off in about a week. A cone-looking device is put into the anus (I think it's called an anoscope) so the 'roids can be visualized. Simple procedure, really, and not too painful (other than the scope giving a little pressure).

If RAY'S are external, however, hopefully they'll shrink with steroid creams eventually. If that problem persists, however, might need a 'roidectomy which is not pleasant.
 

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check that... If RAYMOND can see the 'roid (grape sized), it's probably not internal, and that's when you band the 'roids.

Literally, a rubberband is stretched over and around the 'roid. This cuts off the blood supply, and it falls off in about a week. A cone-looking device is put into the anus (I think it's called an anoscope) so the 'roids can be visualized. Simple procedure, really, and not too painful (other than the scope giving a little pressure).

If RAY'S are external, however, hopefully they'll shrink with steroid creams eventually. If that problem persists, however, might need a 'roidectomy which is not pleasant.

That's when you 'band the roids, huh?'

Not sure that helped at all. Don't think so.

Also not sure if RAY even knows wtf is going on. Doubt it.

A rubberband in the ass?

Just sayin'.

We're gonna have to pursue Ray's problem and see what the best thing is for him and his ass.
 

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That's when you 'band the roids, huh?'

Not sure that helped at all. Don't think so.

Also not sure if RAY even knows wtf is going on. Doubt it.

A rubberband in the ass?

Just sayin'.

We're gonna have to pursue Ray's problem and see what the best thing is for him and his ass.


:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie
 

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I had surgery and it was pure hell for 10 days.

I had internal and external.....Was given morphine for pain which constipated me. It was a nightmare.

The good news is that was two years ago and I am a new man.


I had them so bad that they were the size of fist after every bowel movement and if I drank more than 6 beers they would bleed. :scared
 

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I had surgery and it was pure hell for 10 days.

I had internal and external.....Was given morphine for pain which constipated me. It was a nightmare.

The good news is that was two years ago and I am a new man.


I had them so bad that they were the size of fist after every bowel movement and if I drank more than 6 beers they would bleed. :scared



:tmi: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun:
 

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I used Corticaine Cream. Worked fabulously.
(.5% Hydrocortisone & .5% Dibucaine). I also sit on one of those foam donuts at home when at my desk.
Good luck.
 

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check that... If RAYMOND can see the 'roid (grape sized), it's probably not internal, and that's when you band the 'roids.

Literally, a rubberband is stretched over and around the 'roid. This cuts off the blood supply, and it falls off in about a week. A cone-looking device is put into the anus (I think it's called an anoscope) so the 'roids can be visualized. Simple procedure, really, and not too painful (other than the scope giving a little pressure).

If RAY'S are external, however, hopefully they'll shrink with steroid creams eventually. If that problem persists, however, might need a 'roidectomy which is not pleasant.



*thread sphincter factor:...11(on a 10 pt. scale)

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get a pair of tin snips, saltine crackers, and peanut butter.

Lay in the fetal position in the dark.
Lay really still.


When the hemmoroid comes out to get the
crackers. You grab the tin snips and cut it off at hilt.

I have heard it works better than branding.

dont worry RAY your ass is in good hands
 

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get a pair of tin snips, saltine crackers, and peanut butter.

Lay in the fetal position in the dark.
Lay really still.


When the hemmoroid comes out to get the
crackers. You grab the tin snips and cut it off at hilt.

I have heard it works better than branding.

dont worry RAY your ass is in good hands


OR, FLY SCOTT UP TO PHILLY,
HE CAN HANDLE IT :scared :scared :scared
 

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THE FOLLOWING CURE ACTUALLY WORKS GREAT


Take some Hawthorne Berry. Should be able to find it in most health stores; some drugstores up here carry it. A capsule at 100-200 mg should work. At the same time, take 3-4 aspirin or about 500-800 mg's worth. The Hawthorne is for circulation and something else, forget at the moment. The aspirin is for blood thinning. A friend who's into supplements and alternative cures told me to try it. PhD dude. Tried it and it worked like a charm--cleared it up totally for about 18 months or so. Only took the shit once, too. Don't know if it was a fluke or what but it was pretty bad when I tried and, as mentioned, abra-cadabra.

Looking at a $20-30 investment.
Creams really blow as they'll leave your undies all mushy-gushy.
Let me know if it works.
Worked like a charm for me.
 
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