What do the enclosed have in common?
- Thread starter The Boys
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Not all of the names you listed have publicly declared they are atheists, some are agnostic. Just sayin.
I am Catholic.
Hope that helps,
FDC
I am Catholic.
Hope that helps,
FDC
Of course you realize that your joke means that you have committed a grievous sin by Mormon standards. Such as incest, murder, adultery, child molestation, homosexuality, polygamy, apostasy, abortion or heresy. So if you didn't kill anyone, or molest a little boy, and I know you aren't married.......were you actually sucking the dick or just standing in line to suck dick? That would do it.
While you were sucking dick, did you say something to the effect of "G-damn that's good dick"? That would do it too.
Did you enter a dick suckin contest and tie for first, but not really first, and then get into a big dick suckin argument about the results, then scream out, "Fuck Mormons, I'm a natural born dick sucker"? That would be apostasy I suppose.
Did you accidentally swallow a little when you were doing all that dick suckin and decided to get an abortion to "play it safe"? That would hurt, but still get it done.
Did you suck multiple dicks at once or something? That could possibly get you thrown out I suppose.
I guess all you can do is try another religion and hope those crazy bastard Mormons aren't the ones that got it right when you die. :shrug: :shrug:
Josh, thanks for the text about this thread. You were right, I had fun.
Hope this helps,
FDC
Just your buddy FDC being a jerk again...........if I said that I'd get 3 days from IE.
What was what all about? I am fucking with him. Mormons only get excommunicated for serious sins and those are what they consider to be serious sins.
He isn't even a fucking Mormon!!!
Seriously? It's a fucking joke.
What the fuck is wrong with you? I get called every name in the book and not a frigging peep out of you and I make one fucking joke to Gary and you're all over me. Christ!!!
I was a Morman until 1971 when I had myself excomunicated............I'm serious.
"all over me" :142smilie
I asked a question. I had no idea what I missed to see a long dick sucking post. :facepalm:
And you wonder why.....nevermind.
All over you. :lol:
Gary,
It was a fucking joke and you know it. And quit the fucking crying shit and trying to get every one a three day ban that says anything to you, because you are still butt hurt about the stupid day and a half ban. You have gotten plenty of mileage out of it already, now just get over it. You make jokes about stupid shit all the time. If we were sitting at a bar among numerous friends and you made the Mormon comment and I followed with the exact same comments in a jesting manner, as I just did, you would either laugh along with everyone else or tell me to go fuck myself or something.
The thing is dude, you don't get to make jokes about some dudes wife and then complain about the occasional dick sucking joke pointed your way.
I was only kidding with you Gary. For fuck's sake.
Christ!!!
Hope this helps,
FDC
You know how sensitive and fragile I can be........and I never got those pictures either. :SIB
If that is truly the case then you should already know that you cannot "have yourself excommunicated" from the Mormon, Catholic, Orhodox Jew, or most any other church, simply by asking.
Specifically, in the Mormon faith, you may request a "Disfellowship" from the church but unless you commit one of the grave sins. In the long run, I don't care, it's whatever you say it is. I am still laughing at the dick joke.
Hope this helps,
FDC
