What drives me to honk my horn

What drives me to honk my horn

  • I honk my horn at the crack of dawn.

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • When red light turns and they sit - I honk

    Votes: 12 54.5%

  • They are in the fast lane going too slow -

    Votes: 6 27.3%

  • I honk at hot chicks on the street

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • Weave in and out and I see you

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Go too slow for me you get the horn

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • Merge too close to me - horn in your ears

    Votes: 8 36.4%

  • I honk at all honkys

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Merge in my lane - honk back son

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • RAYMOND FOR PRESIDENT

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Don't use a turn signal you get the honker

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Pull out from a driveway as I approach

    Votes: 11 50.0%

  • Take my space at the mall in front of me

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • I have honked my horn in the last month

    Votes: 13 59.1%

  • I honk my horn several times a week or more

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • I honk my horn when someone else does

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • I honk at people speeding too fast

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • I lay on the horn for any reason at all

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Use a cell phone in front of me - honk

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • I honk at all illigal aliens

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • I honk at all canadians

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • I worry if I honk I may get shot

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • If someone honks at me I flip them the finger

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • I have flipped off another driver in the last month

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • Use high beams coming at me and I honk

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • No honk is a good honk

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • They gave me a horn to use it dammit

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • I will honk my horn when I damn well please

    Votes: 6 27.3%

  • If you don't honk you don't count !

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • KOD - Do not mark anything in this area

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • Total voters
    22
THE KOD

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kellyindallas said:
THEN I flip them off. Did a douible flipper just yesterday. Only do this when it's a life-threatening occasion or they've surpassed the usual driving stupidity you expect on a daily basis. I don't get mad about it, it's just my way of letting the other person know they're a f*cktard.
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kelly

I am beginning to worry about you.

I can see why you fit in very well around here.

:SIB
 
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I do remember a long time ago, I am traveiling down the expressway in the far left lane doing about 80 mph.

This car comes zooming up behind me flashing his high beams.

I said to myself - Holy Christmas, I am doing 80
what the hell is he in such a hurry for. I am not moving over.

Turns out it was a cop and he gave me a ticket for being stupid.

He says didnt you see me flashing by lights for you to get out of the way ?

I said " yeh but I thought you were just another idiot and I had to take a shit real bad officer."


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Bullhorns

Kids - be the first on your block to own one of these babies. Open air preaching at its best.

Call someone a arshole and make it count.

With a bullhorn roadrage can be heard up to a mile away and also helps keep bad drivers in check.

Excellant for talking to the police if they are following you too closely.

The cost for one bullhorn is $100.

Seems like a steal
 
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the ultimate roadrage weaponry.

Can be customized to fit in a trunk. Pop open the hood and spray the road behind you at 1000 paintballs per minute.
 
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How about the friendly honk?

When you drive past a friend you know in the supermarket parking lot, you just barely tap the horn a few times as if to say "hi"
 
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