What is happening inside your computer (Pokerstars Dealer)
- Thread starter MadJack
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Not kidding I just lost for the 7th time IN A ROW with AA.
5 yesterday (2 at once!) and twice today already...
5 yesterday (2 at once!) and twice today already...
Not kidding I just lost for the 7th time IN A ROW with AA.
5 yesterday (2 at once!) and twice today already...
Starting to believe what I sent you:shrug:
:mj07:
I will tell you what I believe:
1. No Limit Texas Hold em is possibly the worst poker game ever invented. (in particular tourneys)
2. There is almost no way to win at online poker. This statement excludes high limits if 10-20 and above or high buy in tourneys as I have never ventured into those waters online.
Now, last thing I need is a bumrush of dipsticks on here telling me "I WIN AT ONLINE POKER". Yea, sure you do buddy, spare me. Everyone has the same shit story how they loaded up once for $50 and are now online millionaires. BS, suck my fukcing ****. I won $19,000 in a year some time ago at Paradise Poker, it was the only good site I have ever found. Anyone that doesn't think Pokerstars or any of the rest for that matter are completely haywire should just jump off a bridge. Yea I know, more hands than in person and blah blah blah. I have yet to meet in person and be able to verify one single person who is a winner at online poker for ANY substantial period of time. I have tried almost every single strategy known with almost no success.
I have had better results with scratch off tickets.
gl
1. No Limit Texas Hold em is possibly the worst poker game ever invented. (in particular tourneys)
2. There is almost no way to win at online poker. This statement excludes high limits if 10-20 and above or high buy in tourneys as I have never ventured into those waters online.
Now, last thing I need is a bumrush of dipsticks on here telling me "I WIN AT ONLINE POKER". Yea, sure you do buddy, spare me. Everyone has the same shit story how they loaded up once for $50 and are now online millionaires. BS, suck my fukcing ****. I won $19,000 in a year some time ago at Paradise Poker, it was the only good site I have ever found. Anyone that doesn't think Pokerstars or any of the rest for that matter are completely haywire should just jump off a bridge. Yea I know, more hands than in person and blah blah blah. I have yet to meet in person and be able to verify one single person who is a winner at online poker for ANY substantial period of time. I have tried almost every single strategy known with almost no success.
I have had better results with scratch off tickets.
gl
Try 8 tabling $.50/$1 NL on stars with proper strategy on stars and you will withdraw these comments.
Couldn't disagree more. Here's my stellar winnings of $130 bucks in a mere 600 games
. Notice the cliff in the middle where I found out how good Captain Morgan and Coke can taste in a pinch and then decided that I could bully people in $100 SNG Turbos. Didn't work out as expected
From sharkscope .com
I could only do 5 searches
dunclock 110 $0 $8 54% +$44 Super Tilt PokerStars x
Goatboy33 244 $1 $7 7% +$215 Super Tilt PokerStars x
ixertot 57 -$4 $8 -26% -$212 - PokerStars x
Jenau 357 -$11 $75 -9% -$3,914 - PokerStars x
kosar 467 -$20 $62 -15% -$9,154 - PokerStars x
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I could only do 5 searches
dunclock 110 $0 $8 54% +$44 Super Tilt PokerStars x
Goatboy33 244 $1 $7 7% +$215 Super Tilt PokerStars x
ixertot 57 -$4 $8 -26% -$212 - PokerStars x
Jenau 357 -$11 $75 -9% -$3,914 - PokerStars x
kosar 467 -$20 $62 -15% -$9,154 - PokerStars x
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I can assure you I haven't lost 9 grand on pokerstars or anywhere else playing poker.
I've never played it for anything but for fun and low stakes and i've never represented differently.
I can assure you I haven't lost 9 grand on pokerstars or anywhere else playing poker.
I've never played it for anything but for fun and low stakes and i've never represented differently.
Somehow it calculates your average ROI (return on investment) and projects it out or something:shrug:
Your ROI is -15% with avg buy in of $20.
Whatever that means!
His avg. tourney buy in according to this thing.
Some chump was riding my ass today about how I suck and my ROI is 7% and blah blah.
:shrug:
So, according to this thing, you have played 467 games, your avg. buy in is $62, you avg -$20 per game, your ROI is -15%
:shrug:
I can't speak for Jack with your 'info' that he has lost 4 dimes at PS, but I certainly assert that I have not lost 9 dimes at pokerstars, or anywhere near it, as stated by this 'source.'
I think we all know that I can laugh at myself, but stupid shit like this, that has no likeness in reality...well, i'll contest it.
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I agree with kosar here. If Dunclock's buyin was $8 and his avg return was $0 then how does he possible average 54% ROI?
The *numbers* don't add up.
The *numbers* don't add up.
