INtheBLUE said:NOT having one of these:
:nooo: :nooo:
Not cool. Now I have 2 of them, maybe I'll post more pics. I'll be the last one laughing when I breed the little ****ers and get mucho $$$$ out of them.
kneifl
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What makes you a man?
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:nooo: :nooo:
Not cool. Now I have 2 of them, maybe I'll post more pics. I'll be the last one laughing when I breed the little ****ers and get mucho $$$$ out of them.
kneifl
kneifl said:
C'mon, dude. You know that was funny. You picked oversize snakebait as a pet. Twice. Reach down, pull up your skirt, grab your balls, and tell the wife you want a pet alligator.
INtheBLUE said:
If we get another pet it will be a Lion. How's that? Need to have a cat in the house too :lol:
kneifl
I can bench press my weight.
I can pull a 100 pound compound bow.
I walk to the mailbox barefooted in the winter.
I can pull a 100 pound compound bow.
I walk to the mailbox barefooted in the winter.
I can f*** my wife in the ass :moon: :moon: :em71: and didn't have to let her stick a dildo in my ass to let me do it. :scared :scared sorry marine :mj07: :mj07:
What makes me a man is the fact that I regularly put Nair on my scrotum which contain, apparently grossly oversized, testicles. That, and the fact, I can write my name on my girlfriends back if I so desire.
what makes me a man... hmmmmmm a thought provoking question to say the least.
Perhaps I can chime in witha few:
Leaning out the window at 2AM and threatening to shit on my neighbors chest if his dog doesnt stop barking.
Having the balls to pinch a loaf off on his front step because he dares me.
Oh yea, and the thing that most makes me a man...
Not crying when my wife nails my @ss.
Perhaps I can chime in witha few:
Leaning out the window at 2AM and threatening to shit on my neighbors chest if his dog doesnt stop barking.
Having the balls to pinch a loaf off on his front step because he dares me.
Oh yea, and the thing that most makes me a man...
Not crying when my wife nails my @ss.
According to my wife, its cause I'm sensiitive and care about others and their feelings. I open the door for women, say thank you when I receive change from the grocery clerk, and carry the groceries in from the car.
I drop a buck or two in each homeless can I pass downtown. Attend mass regularly go to each one of my kids sporting events at school and help the neighbors when they need some assistance. I also leave the toilet seat down and use tissue instead of the sheets when I jack off.
Eddie
I drop a buck or two in each homeless can I pass downtown. Attend mass regularly go to each one of my kids sporting events at school and help the neighbors when they need some assistance. I also leave the toilet seat down and use tissue instead of the sheets when I jack off.
Eddie
Not cool. Now I have 2 of them, maybe I'll post more pics. I'll be the last one laughing when I breed the little ****ers and get mucho $$$$ out of them.
kneifl
Is it legal to screw dogs in your State?
kneifl
Is it legal to screw dogs in your State?
The Big Lebowski: "Is it being prepared to do the right thing, no matter the cost. Isn't that what makes a man?"
The Dude: "Sure. That and a pair of testicles.
The Dude: "Sure. That and a pair of testicles.
What makes me a man??
What makes me a man??
Being able to watch TV and petend to listen to my wife at the same time...
What makes me a man??
Being able to watch TV and petend to listen to my wife at the same time...
