I'm quietly sitting on my porch drinking my coffee and enjoying the rain fall when this bastid lands on my head! I came out of my seat so fast I must have been a blur. I thought I killed it so went inside to get a paper towel to pick it up with then took a pic. As soon as I got this pic he flew up at me AGAIN! The first thing I grab is a mop that was in the corner and beat the shit out of him but I can't find him now. Jesus!


