Where White Man Went Wrong
Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a
U.S. government official, "You've seen his
wars and his technological advances.
You've seen his progress, and the damage
he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all
these events, in your opinion where did
the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official
then replied, "When white man find land,
Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty
buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian
man spend all day hunting and fishing; all
night having sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled,
"Only white man dumb enough to think
he could improve system like that."
Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a
U.S. government official, "You've seen his
wars and his technological advances.
You've seen his progress, and the damage
he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all
these events, in your opinion where did
the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official
then replied, "When white man find land,
Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty
buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian
man spend all day hunting and fishing; all
night having sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled,
"Only white man dumb enough to think
he could improve system like that."

