white castle burgers
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i haven't eaten a white castle burger in some time. we used to refer to them a "burgers in a coffin".
always wondered how fresh their burgers were.
always wondered how fresh their burgers were.
Well since you ask......I eat these things like candy. I enjoy the smell of your poot almost as much as eating them beforehand. There is nothing more refreshing in the morning than sitting down on the john and squeeze out a fresh "ass slider" The Yankees AAA farm team, the Columbus Clippers has a night, Slider Night, and they sell them for a dime a piece. Man...it smells like a damn Slider Sewer after about the 5th inning. It is the greatest. My personal record is 15 sliders. And I will tell ya.....my ass was producing such sweet music in just a few hours after.
jack....just thought you might like to know...:shrug:
jack....just thought you might like to know...:shrug:
yea, i knew i'm not the ONLY one out there. christ! i'll die first.......or run for the woods. kurby
at a stadium!? NO WAY! NOPE!
now, one exception; a top casino, where a guy comes in after each shit and wipes it down and then i use the paper thingys that go over the seat.
too funny!
MadJack said:
One more entry into the dwindling list of "jobs that suck more than mine". Can you imagine getting up in the morning to do that?
Jack,
Can we start calling you "Sh!tbreak"??? like the kid in the American Pie movie who will run home first before crapping in a public toilet
Can we start calling you "Sh!tbreak"??? like the kid in the American Pie movie who will run home first before crapping in a public toilet
"Whitey's" are the best at 3am.......a slider/beer sh!t combo is better than any of those Janet Jackson coffee enema. Unfortunately, here in Texas no whitey's, but you can get them frozen down at the grocery. Not bad sober either!
What kind of meat are in those "burgers"?? It doesn't even look like beef. God forbid you actually buy them from a stadium or an actual White Castle chain... but can you imagine buying them from the frozen food section? I see them there, and I think ... why not just eat dog food? Its about the same price, and probably wouldn't give you the same kind of bowel movement issues.
restrooms
restrooms
PS Jack... I have the same issue... sneak into a women's public restroom sometime... I FREAK out at them. Some women are totally shameless with their hygiene and themselves... I can't even go into some of the gross stuff I've seen. But...
I was at the mall recently, and I went to the bathroom to freshen up and when I walked in... there was a 8 year old boy running around, getting yelled at by his mother from her open-door stall. I had to get papertowel to wipe my hands dry, which unfortunately, was right in front of her stall on the wall... and lo and behold, the woman was spread eagle on the toilet with the stall door wide open... WTF!
I HATE public restrooms. I avoid them at all costs, with massive damage probably being done to my bladder.
restrooms
PS Jack... I have the same issue... sneak into a women's public restroom sometime... I FREAK out at them. Some women are totally shameless with their hygiene and themselves... I can't even go into some of the gross stuff I've seen. But...
I was at the mall recently, and I went to the bathroom to freshen up and when I walked in... there was a 8 year old boy running around, getting yelled at by his mother from her open-door stall. I had to get papertowel to wipe my hands dry, which unfortunately, was right in front of her stall on the wall... and lo and behold, the woman was spread eagle on the toilet with the stall door wide open... WTF!
I HATE public restrooms. I avoid them at all costs, with massive damage probably being done to my bladder.
Madjack,
I live in Oklahoma City and have realtives in the Chicago area.
So any time we go up there we first stop in St. Louis to eat them at the same place off the side of the highway. Then when we get to Chicago at least every other day.
Can't get to many when you don't get them all the time!!
Also, just went to New York City with the wife for the first time earlier this month, they actually put ketchup on their's also,(where in Chicago and elsewhere the just put pickles and onions)
DAMN, I LOVE SLIDERS!!!
I guess it is because I don't get them all the time and when I do get them........
YUMMY YUMMY!!!
We would order about 75 at one time between me and my 3 brothers-in-law in Chicago area.
Good Post and thanks for making me hungry for some Sliders!!!
I live in Oklahoma City and have realtives in the Chicago area.
So any time we go up there we first stop in St. Louis to eat them at the same place off the side of the highway. Then when we get to Chicago at least every other day.
Can't get to many when you don't get them all the time!!
Also, just went to New York City with the wife for the first time earlier this month, they actually put ketchup on their's also,(where in Chicago and elsewhere the just put pickles and onions)
DAMN, I LOVE SLIDERS!!!
I guess it is because I don't get them all the time and when I do get them........
YUMMY YUMMY!!!
We would order about 75 at one time between me and my 3 brothers-in-law in Chicago area.
Good Post and thanks for making me hungry for some Sliders!!!
Jamaica.....this post made you hungry??
It made me want to go park my ass on the comode and relieve myself.
It made me want to go park my ass on the comode and relieve myself.
White Castle and Krystal burgers aren't beef. They are soy burgers made from soy beans.
Just like Mcdonalds chicken nuggets which are 49.9% shark meat and 50.1% chicken
Just like Mcdonalds chicken nuggets which are 49.9% shark meat and 50.1% chicken
MadJack said:
I very rarely crap in a public toilet.....but if I do...I've got 2 layers of toilet paper on the seat before my ass says hello
................................MadJack said:
I would have to agree about the public restroom thing. There is just nothing like a hometown toilet seat for comfort and refuge.
I do remember one time it was one of them emergency shitter situations. You know the kind where it don't matter about a public toilet no more because if something don't happen you are going to need a change of pants.
So I rush into this mens room at a Dept store and burst into the first stall I come to. The seat looks nasty and there was no way I wasn't going to prepare that blacktop.
So I quickly grab some toilet paper and ring it around the seat several times for double wide protection .
In my haste to sit down and get to business, the air from my downword ass motion blew all the toilet paper off the seat and I ended up sitting there on the bare seat top.
I will admit to one suprised look but I was distracted by the geyser coming out of my asscheeks like the one at Yellowstone National Park. Its called Old Faithfull and people pay to see it .
Nothing like a good shit story.
Thanks for sharing that, Jack. It brought back some fond memories.
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