Who has the best marketing team in the world?

Wineguy

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Not yet. :facepalm:


me either :facepalm:

Coors light sucks, when I drink beer it is Anchor Steam or others with flavor

Starbucks is awesome, but I never get it at their store. Kroger has 12 ounce bags of all the bolds (Italian Roast, Sumatra, French Roast) and when on sale for 6.99 I stock up. Have 12 bags in the freezer right now unopened. Make it at home, probably 35-50 cents per cup average, voila!

Our Company has all Fords now, so stuck driving the Edge, it has take off issues with a slight jerk, but its free, so never will you hear me complain about free.

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Chick-fil-a has great marketing and always packed.
 

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I think I have it narrowed down to three. This is obviously gonna step on somebody's toes, and that's not my intention here. Marketing is partially my job at work and I wish I could pull off the wizardry these guys do.

In no particular order:

Coors: Coors light is garbage, possibly the worst of the mass produced beers in the US yet it's the third highest selling domestic beer. They get premium shelf space in a lot of distributors/grocers, top billing at a lot of chain restaurants and tap space at every bar in America despite having a sup-par product.

Starbucks: Man, they got the world fooled with that over-roasted and over-priced stuff they sell. All of the sudden otherwise normal people will stand in line to pay $5+ for a coffee that has to have caramel and whipped cream in it. I remember when simply getting cream in your coffee would get you a punch in the arm from your buddies at work. Now, if all you order at Starbuck's is a black coffee I'm not sure they would know how to fill the order. Coffee used to mean dashing into 7-11 and throwing 99 cents on the counter while you poured yourself a large cup. Now it's 10 minutes in line and you need an engineering degree to order it.
Well played, Starbuck's.

Ford: Specifically the folks at the truck division. Somehow they have made what was meant to be a work vehicle a definition of your manhood. Most guys don't NEED a truck, but for some reason they WANT one and they want one that can tow a small state all the while having nothing to tow. Every time a guy at work gets a truck sure enough someone gets one bigger, and then one bigger. Funny thing is all of them have perfect bed liners in them, not a scratch in those beds. I guess they just enjoy bad gas mileage and being asked by friends to help them move.


The above are masters of the Jedi Mind Trick IMO and have not only driven their companies sales to the top, but created markets where one didn't even really exist.

miley cyrus .....
 

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I would add Under Armor to this list....I think they offer a quality product, but have done an impressive job in creating a vibe around their product. Also impressive how quickly they have broken into the whole spectrum of professional sports.

EXCELLENT addition to the list.

It's sugar water. Useless. Sure, electrolytes. You can get those plenty of places.

MJ- the whole history. It's a household name-

Good point. MJ made them who they are.

miley cyrus .....

Yep, good call.
 

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Without question Bose. Literally dozens of companies produce a far superior product for half the cost.
 

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Miller Light beer of choice but wont turn down a Coors.
Stopped in SB's a few times last year.
This family only drive Ford! The only vehicle I would drive is a truck.
Except for Harley Davidson of course!

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If prostitutes and marijuana had good marketing teams, they wouldn't still be illegal in most areas of the planet.

Pretty sure that was one of his 'trying to be funny' failures. :0003
 

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Coors Light? Wouldn't know as I don't drink beer ever.
Ford? Never had one. Have heard good things about the Fusion. Then again it's actually a Mazda 6 so that is probably why.
Starbucks? Fucking coffee sucks but their Hot Chocolate is pretty damn good.

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Pretty sure that was one of his 'trying to be funny' failures. :0003

No, it wasn't. The fact is that the NFL as well as MLB are not regulated by anti-trust laws like other corporations. Prostitution and Marijuana are two of the most popular pastimes in the U.S. You could also argue that crime itself has the best marketing team. Just watch your local news. It doesn't have to be legal to have a marketing team or value. Dope dealers are some of the most enterprising people around. Hardly a fail by any means.

Do you really think Fox and MSNBC aren't "selling" a brand? Just saying. The question was who has the best marketing team in the world and prostitutes, pot, and pigskin are pretty worldwide enterprises. :0003


Hope that helps,
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No, it wasn't. The fact is that the NFL as well as MLB are not regulated by anti-trust laws like other corporations. Prostitution and Marijuana are two of the most popular pastimes in the U.S. You could also argue that crime itself has the best marketing team. Just watch your local news. It doesn't have to be legal to have a marketing team or value. Dope dealers are some of the most enterprising people around. Hardly a fail by any means.

Do you really think Fox and MSNBC aren't "selling" a brand? Just saying. The question was who has the best marketing team in the world and prostitutes, pot, and pigskin are pretty worldwide enterprises. :00


Hope that helps,
FDC


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