"The candy colored clown they call the sandman...comes into my room every night..."
Well, sorry to the legions that follow me. Now you know why:
1) I don't bet,
2) I hate the Bengals,
3) I now believe in God and he lives in Australia (very nice call Mr. C)
4) At the end of the first half I was getting ready to retire my law license with the Ohio Supreme Court and launch my new pay betting web site "Eddie's Enlightened Enchilda's which would feature "Haskells High School Hits", "Haskells Home Hammers", "Cleavers Covers", "Wallys Winners", "Beavers Teasers" and "June's Laundry List".
5) Instead, I got massaquaed.
Also congratulations, Thong, Ton, Saul, Hudson, Omke, El Jb, LeBron, Shaq, and anyone else who was on the Browns or saw this as a trap game. In the mean time I will go back to my office, open the window and listen for the next ambulance to go by.
Eddie, the humbled.