Why!!??

[Morris]

Why does the phrase "slow up" and "slow down" mean the same thing?:shrug:

 

[Cie]

When you work that ot, let me know what is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[Morris]

OK.....you didn't like that one so......

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand? :shrug:

 

[MadJack]

When you work that ot, let me know what is the sound of one hand clapping?

I heard that this morning on TV too :SIB

Forgot what show......oh, that's right, CNBC Squawk Box

 

[ferdville]

What's the difference between a house "burning up" or a house "burning down"?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

There are many like that.