You ever get that look.............

Morris

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My 2 1/2 year old grand daughter said today "looks like a hit hole in here"

My wife and daughter immediatly looked at me! :shrug:
 

marine

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that's nothing man...

I've learned everyday I need to watch my vocabulary around my two princesses. Probably the most recent one that comes to mind happened about 2 weeks ago when my wife told my 4 yr old it was time to go take a bath.

My lil 4 year responded with:
"Yea, I have to go wash my nasty ass"
 

Livin'tillthEnd

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shoot---

shoot---

Now at the time I had just gotten out of the military and moving my gf and her daughter to Texas. Long trip from NC and we get to Louisiana about 900p. Her mom, now my wife is exhausted, since we had been driving all day, (she's is the car, I;m in the moving truck.) My now daughter is riding with me and tells me she needs to go to the bathroom. I assume my future wife is following me off the highway and to the nearest hotel bathroom. I take the little one to the bathroom and we get back outside only to realize mommy is nowhere to be seen. I call her on the cell and before I get an answer the 3 year old in the most calm and sweetest voice ever says with both her arms in the air,:director: "Where;s my fu--ing mom."

I died laughing! Her mom was not amused:shrug:
Needlesstoday, my language has definitely impro ved since the military days.




that's nothing man...

I've learned everyday I need to watch my vocabulary around my two princesses. Probably the most recent one that comes to mind happened about 2 weeks ago when my wife told my 4 yr old it was time to go take a bath.

My lil 4 year responded with:
"Yea, I have to go wash my nasty ass"
 

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I took my 8 and 10 year old nephews to grab lunch for the family. We're just driving along and then...

A guy waits until we're about 50 yards from him when he decides, that's a good time time to pull out in front of us. I say "Whoa"

Out of the back the 8 year old says what I'm thinking, "Fucking Asshole"

The 10 year old knew that a line had been crossed and went ahead and threw my brother under the bus by adding. "Don't worry Uncle Josh, Dad says it all the time"
 

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normal language these days. :shrug:
 

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Blame it on Howie or yyz :142smilie
 
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