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sounds like franky did. he took the draino tonight, i think.
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do you need a script for this? i'd like to take a 'test' run before i make my final appointment.
:SIB
Depends on what your Doc orders for you. I had to have a piece of paper for the half gallon jug that you mix with water. Wife just went in and bought 2 small green bottles over the counter. Different Docs.
Believe me you don't want to do a trial run. The prep is the worst part. But it's not that bad.
Going in tomorrow morning.
Just picked up the Prep:SIB . Pretty harmless looking stuff, the pharmacist said I dont want to go to far from home after I start taking it :scared . What does she think I'm going to do, run a marathon?
Actually I think I could get back at all the fvckers who let their dogs shit all over my yard and then I end up stepping in it:fingerc:.
I can see it now in front of the Judge?
Judge: This citation says lewd and indecent behavior, how do you plea?
Me: No contest sir, but would like to explain.
Judge: Go ahead sir.
Me: Well your honor, the pharmacist gave me this prep, and nothing was happening, so I called and they told me to go for a walk. It started fast, and every door down the block, no one would answer when I rang their doorbell. It was Bad Judge, I just had to let er go:mj08: . As soon I as I started walking again, things started to rumble, so I knocked on the next door, and no answer. The faster I ran home, the worse it got!:wall:
I mean I was dancing like a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest Judge:shocked:
The officer got me one door down. Almost home dammit. Thats it....
Judge: How are you now?
Me: Clean as a whistle Judge:11jackson And I can sing a mean "MOON RIVER" :director:
Judge: Case dismissed!
Going home now to have the Three Bean Burrito with Hot Sauce and extra Onions....:em38:
Wish me luck!
Franky moon1
Just picked up the Prep:SIB . Pretty harmless looking stuff, the pharmacist said I dont want to go to far from home after I start taking it :scared . What does she think I'm going to do, run a marathon?
Actually I think I could get back at all the fvckers who let their dogs shit all over my yard and then I end up stepping in it:fingerc:.
I can see it now in front of the Judge?
Judge: This citation says lewd and indecent behavior, how do you plea?
Me: No contest sir, but would like to explain.
Judge: Go ahead sir.
Me: Well your honor, the pharmacist gave me this prep, and nothing was happening, so I called and they told me to go for a walk. It started fast, and every door down the block, no one would answer when I rang their doorbell. It was Bad Judge, I just had to let er go:mj08: . As soon I as I started walking again, things started to rumble, so I knocked on the next door, and no answer. The faster I ran home, the worse it got!:wall:
I mean I was dancing like a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest Judge:shocked:
The officer got me one door down. Almost home dammit. Thats it....
Judge: How are you now?
Me: Clean as a whistle Judge:11jackson And I can sing a mean "MOON RIVER" :director:
Judge: Case dismissed!
Going home now to have the Three Bean Burrito with Hot Sauce and extra Onions....:em38:
Wish me luck!
Franky moon1
Wow, what a piece of cake that was :00hour ...
Other than shittin my drawers on the way there, gagging and throwing up while drinking that crap, and having a male gay nurse admit me, I would have to say it went real well! :scared
Important thing is I'm clean, and all cleaned out and dont have to go back for another 10 years:0corn
Thats the small version, more tomorrow when I wake up :SIB
Franky :moon:
Other than shittin my drawers on the way there, gagging and throwing up while drinking that crap, and having a male gay nurse admit me, I would have to say it went real well! :scared
Important thing is I'm clean, and all cleaned out and dont have to go back for another 10 years:0corn
Thats the small version, more tomorrow when I wake up :SIB
Franky :moon:
S-Love is back as boloney patch :s8: kurby
glad it went well Franky:00hour I'm up next :s1:
Good for you fellas! I'm happy that you're sacrificing your bum virginity in order to be around a bit longer for your loved ones!
Way to go!!!
Way to go!!!
