What food causes the Worst Farts For you?

[IntenseOperator]

[QUOTE And might I add that the White Castles are high on the list....only because these are the only farts that make me hungry again. It smells exactly like the burger that you just ate......I find myself farting and leaning down into the couch cushion to smell what I just created.

Thanks for the topic guys and glad I can contribute[/QUOTE]


:142smilie :142smilie

and a grown man posted this

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[Clem D]

It's Tuesday night at old Clem's and the bookclub bitches are in the living room. I got half a mind to walk out there and let one loose now. I still got the pizza Beer ass from before going but din din tonight was a tuna sub and hot wings washed down with 7 natural lights. I know I can clear that room but wifey will kill me while I sleep....

 

[Nole]

I Love you guys!!!

I mean it!!!

My wife is reading these responses and is looking at me like I'm an idiot!

Hell, I know that!! :142lmao:


Big Tease.....finally, something interesting to talk about....

OMG!!! :142smilie :142smilie

nole

 

[MadJack]

And might I add that the White Castles are high on the list....only because these are the only farts that make me hungry again. It smells exactly like the burger that you just ate......I find myself farting and leaning down into the couch cushion to smell what I just created.

Thanks for the topic guys and glad I can contribute

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[saint]

Subway meatball subs...and they are the ones that burn like hell and can clear a room for a good 10 minutes. I tried to light one of fire one time as a teenager and singed half my ass off. The funny part was I didn't know that I had also burnt a hole in the ass of my boxers. Well, next time Mom does the wash, she calls me downstairs. You know, in the voice only mothers have when you know you are in deep crap. She is blushing when she holds up a pair of my boxers with a hole burnt in the ass. I had a tough time explaining it was only from lighting my farts on fire, not what she was fearing. :142lmao:

 

[wareagle]

I agree with everything posted on so far. My eyes are watering i have been laughing so hard. However, something that gets me worse than any food out there is this: FLYING on an airplane, especially for more than 4 hours. I have no idea what the hell does it, but holy mother of god it sounds like bombs over Tokyo. Here is the weird part, they are mostly feel and not sound because the noise of the plane masks the sound. Some of my best farts every i have never been able to hear because i have been at 35000 ft on a fully loaded 747-400 :cursin: . I find myself bursting out in laughter with the other passengers just looking at me with a blank stare, i raise my scotch on the rocks to them and say Cheers! I may have something to do with altitude or air pressure, but these are the most incredible things ever! Anyone else have this happen to them?

 

[fletcher]

Munson if you get the little Krystal's burgers have to have the little hot dogs and the chili cheese fris to top of the master blaster, next morning they give you the toilet water back splash they drop out so fast and get back plunged by the nice smelling water wave

Saint I don't think that stuff is real meat never ate meatballs so damn soft and spongy, and you are right they will clean out your tank also first the dry run then the real runs.

gas for me with out the splash is cabbage-rolls and bbq baked beans can clear a room quick, a real Mexican fish taco or burrito not what you get back east or from taco bell tends to leave a foul smell, hell till i moved out west from fl i never new a burrito was made with real shaved beef thought they were all ground hamburger meat, must say real Mexican is not bad at all, like Cuban or Italian food more but Mexicans's can cook some food, goat meat will give you bad gas also but not bad tasting, also ox tail and it is flaming hot burning gas from ox tail or Jamaican meat pies.

 

[SixFive]

funny thread! I have trouble with milk, especially when the milk is over a bowl of Sugar Smaks. After u eat those, u have to stick really close to the dog so u can blame them on him. "Daggonit, u mutt, what died up inside of u!?"

On a similar topic, the dog does occasionally get into a dead animal or something to ripen him up. He's old now, and almost completely deaf, but his sense of smell is still just fine. The other night, he was lying by my chair asleep, and this overwhelming smell enveloped me. It was so bad, that it woke him up out of a dead sleep. He craned his neck back toward his butt, did a quick, "sniff, sniff, sniff", and moved to the other side of the room. My eyes were watering from the smell first then from laughing at him. Pretty bad when your fart is bad enough to wake u out of a dead sleep!

 

[kono22]

ROFLMAO

How about Burger King? I have let some whoppers after eating a whopper!

 

[RexBudler]

:142lmao: :142lmao: :scared :clap:

 

[Blackman]

Just to add White Castle also turns my ass into a flamethrower....


If I really get on an egg kick it can be brutal to know me as well.

 

[Nole]

:142lmao: :142lmao: :scared :clap:

Ditto!!. My back is hurting. Damn, this is the funniest thread I can remember!

Let's get 'em this weekend Rex!

nole

 

[bjfinste]

I feel ya 65... milk is murderous to me. Milk or ice cream pretty much ensures I'll be spending the next 30-45 minutes alone. Just rancid as hell. I really don't get it, either. I drank milk by the gallon in Jr. High and High School, but it never became an ass problem until I hit about 22 or 23 years old.

 

[blackEugene]

Yep, farts, hot chicks and football. Guess I found the right place. Surprising. I was just searching the web for an on-line football pool, and ended up here, but you folks don't have one, do you?

Where do I find a NFL football pool, anyway? I will maybe stay around for the farts and the hot chicks, but I want a football pool. Just a simple one because I'm kind of a dumb guy.

Hi, I'm blackEugene. Except I'm not really black and I'm not really Eugene. I'm a white guy named Burton.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Good thread.

For me it's always italian food, but only from the franchises. Maggiano's Gnocchi with that Tomato Alfredo and anything from Leona's - can't even stay in the same room w/ myself.

Love the reference to Krystal's, the poor man's White Castle, just like a restaurant chain in Detroit called Top Hat. Bleech.

. . . and lastly, from my days of working at Subway in high school. The first ingredient on the box that holds the Subway meatballs is "cow heart parts" - in big letters - like they're proud of it. I know that you're eating a cow anyway, but it's heart? Yuck!

- Someday I'll tell the story of how I left a dirty band-aid in the Tunafish I made and the ladies reaction.

 

[gridman]

Call me naive but what is a white castle??? Also, I have this remote farting machine and let me tell you it is hilarious. One night, while in bed with my wife, I used this machine and she nearly kicked me off the bed. What was even funnier was that she complained about the smell!!!! Laughed my nuts off!

GM

 

[wareagle]

white castle/Krystal is the fast food restr. that serves the tiny square burgers. You can get like 20 for $20, 50 for 50$ ect open 24 hrs....I know in krystals case what you are eating is not really meat. It is some type of soy burger. I dont recommend it

 

[The Big Tease]

I have kinda taken a hiatus from posting here lately, but with this kind of talk, I could see myself becoming a regular again.

Any of you fellas have PF Changs around you? Well, I eat there regularly as well, and they have this spicy sauce that really lights my fire. Within an hour, you should be blowing out of your ass, however, one blast is all you will get. That one blast will hurt you so bad, that you literally lose control of your ass. You will sting so bad, that you really cant tell if what is next is an actual bowel movement or gas. And when you finally do release the bowel movement.......it makes your anus feel like it is the size of a football for the rest of the day.

Keep it coming, fellas, this is something I know a lot about.

 

[The Big Tease]

Hi, I'm blackEugene. Except I'm not really black and I'm not really Eugene. I'm a white guy named Burton.


LMFAO.....listen to this fuc$&# guy! I like this dude already.....

 

[mb]

Thought I would chime in with a little treat from the Philippines called Lumpia. Basically cabbage, some form of "meat" and in some cases fish sauce. About 10 of these and some of their cabbage and noodle concoction and it tends to get ugly.

Also a 5 way from Skyline Chili. Not sure why they call it chili since it's basically spaghetti, some sort of liquid spice juice, onion, beans and cheese. I'm not sure of the total affects of this since the few times I've had it, it hasn't been inside for more than 20 minutes.