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Agent 0659

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And now, I am tired of this thread....

Thanks for listening, what are you tired of?
 
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stupid ass SOB's who drive and talk on cell phones..leave your dumb ass at home and talk all ya friggin' want..just get off the damn road "Ya Idiot"...Cell free coming to a town near you!:00hour.
 
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People who say ECKscape, ECKspecially, and liBARRY.
Men who give the weak "charmed I'm sure" handshake
People who take 5 minutes to put their change in their wallet or purse after completing a transaction when a long line of people are waiting behind them.
Classy neighbors who let their cats piss in the elevator.
Mean drunks.
People who are offended by political incorrectness.
People who don't see the humor in well-written sitcoms like Family Guy, American Dad, The Office, etc. You're the reason guys like Damon Wayans, Steve Harvey and Jim Belushi still have careers. Please light yourself on fire immediately.
 
Agent 0659

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Holy cow, where you been Glenn? Welcome back!


I'm really fukcing tired of having my last $100 in my Wsex account on the Denver under, which is under the total, Den has a 3 point lead, inbounds the ball, Rashweeed Wallace intercepts and throws up a 70 footer which goes in at the buzzer and they head to OT. I am really, REALLY, REALLY tired of that SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.


:mj13:

Thank god Golf season is upon us.
 
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Glenn Quagmire said:
Men who give the weak "charmed I'm sure" handshake


People who take 5 minutes to put their change in their wallet or purse after completing a transaction when a long line of people are waiting behind them.
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A side note to the handshake: What's with the asshats who don't let you get your mitt in theirs before they "clamp on"? You slide your hand through space until the thumbs cross, and then you clasp, and shake! Is that so fuking hard, dipshit? I can't tell you how many times some clown grabs my fingers, and holds on for dear life!

It's clumsy, it's awkward, and you're queer!


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"Linetards"

Oh, you fuker! Why did you bring them up?

GET THE FUK OUTTA THE WAY!!!!


You are done with your shit. Step aside two stinking steps, and let the next person get on with their transaction! Now, you can dilly dally all day long getting your shit straightened out.

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So, you're sitting at a busy intersection, waiting for a break in the action, so you can shoot across.

Cars are coming in an endless stream left and right. You almost have an opening, but not quite, and as "that car" gets right up to the corner, the driver hits the right turn signal, as they are making the fuking turn! WTF?????

Put you goddamned directional on BEFORE you start to make your turn, huh?



On the other hand, you have the opposite. The guy who plans on turning sooner of later. You're sitting at the stop sign waiting to dart out at any opportunity, and the guy up the street hits the right turn blinker! Sweet!

So, you decide to move out, and


Hhhhhhonk!!!!!"

You lock 'em up, he locks 'em up.....he is flipping you off for "pulling out in front of him", and you are wondering what the hell is going on? (Me? I'm yelling right back, "Stick that turn signal up your ass, faggot!")

He continues up the street half a block before turning into the gas station he was signaling for.....


HINT TO MADJACK MEMBERS:

Don't put your signal on for a turn that is past a street corner with a waiting car!



Agent, I fuking hate YOU for starting this thread, too!
 
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Agent 0659 said:
Holy cow, where you been Glenn? Welcome back!


I'm really fukcing tired of having my last $100 in my Wsex account on the Denver under, which is under the total, Den has a 3 point lead, inbounds the ball, Rashweeed Wallace intercepts and throws up a 70 footer which goes in at the buzzer and they head to OT. I am really, REALLY, REALLY tired of that SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.


:mj13:

Thank god Golf season is upon us.
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If you don't throw clubs.......no one's EVER thrown a club!

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yyz said:
If you don't throw clubs.......no one's EVER thrown a club!

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good guess and something i would have assumed too but i know him now and i highly doubt he throws clubs.

kick the cart, throw the flag stick, scream and cuss, yes. throw clubs? i don't think so.

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