I would also like to have a picture of your team, you know the one that owes everyone on MY team $5.00!!!!!
Pay up Wineguys team you stiffs!:142smilie
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MadJacks Golf Outing Day 2
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I would also like to have a picture of your team, you know the one that owes everyone on MY team $5.00!!!!!
Pay up Wineguys team you stiffs!:142smilie
Yea, just 'a bit'. When we finished everyone said where is the last team behind you? I noted we hadn't seen or heard from them in about 2.5 hours. You guys were on #15 when we finished!:142smilie
Yea, send me a picture to. I want my $5 to. :00hour I was planning on buying a bigmac value meal on the way home. I had to drive home hungrey:nono:
Just got my internet up and just got the energy to formulate any thoughts.
First off, thanks to Jack and his sponsors for putting on a great event and picking up the tabs!
Thanks again to Jack to providing enough meat to feed twice as many people as were there, looks like you good start of an Adkins diet with just the leftovers.
Thanks to the ladies for putting together an INCREDIBLE spread of appetizers, veggies, and an UNBELIEVABLE table of desserts. Jack, you truly are a lucky man surrounded with beautiful ladies and awesome cooks!
Thanks to HandiCapper for providing some great T-Shirts; very thoughtful and appreciated gift, you a class act my man.
Thanks to Kosar for providing the unplanned entertainment for the night :mj07: {sorry bro}
Thanks to my team for holding my hacking ass up and carrying us to victory:00x23
MadJack: the Boss, the Man, the Legend, the Putter and no my name is still not Gary. Hung out with the guy for two days and late Saturday night he asked his wife Gayle TWICE, have you met Gary:142smilie No sweat boss, sure it did not have anything to do with those Crown shots:scared
YYZ: the 17 lost ball man but great bounce back on Sunday bud, enjoyed playing with you both days
Bohawk: the Silent Assassin, watch out for this guy, he has notes on everybody
Thanks to Agent, RollTide{one of our future political leaders}, Lewehands and HappyHippo {you rock girl, literally lol and thanks} for letting me hang out/tag along with you folks and toting me around all weekend.
And for all those that keep questioning Agent or bashing him here as a look at me "attention whore", you could not be more wrong. He is one of the most laid back, down to earth humble guys you will meet. I can tell you that I got his back but it will be after you get around RollTide broad shoulders {love ya bro but too easy}. I don't think he looks like Ian Poulter but more like a cross between Rod Stewart and Woody Woodpecker:mj07: {touche my friend}. Oh, and this is for you too:gf: He is just playing and talking smack 95% of the time around here, it is nothing personal and if his humor is not your cup of tea, just ignore him but it is a lot more fun just to give it back to him. Yes, he beat me in Gin but Ray Charles could have played his cards and won. Rematch?
It was a great time had by all and as Danny Glover so eloquently put it in Lethal Weapon "I am getting too old for this shit".
All of you regular visitors to this site are really short changing yourself in life if you do not take the opportunity to come to one of these events and meet a great bunch of people and make new friends. It is amazing to get a big group together like this and never have a cross word and ill feeling, even to those that you have disagreed with on a message board. I have never understood how people can be mad or offended across a screen with people they have never met:shrug: Come to an event and BET you will have a beer and shake every persons hand there and come away with new friends.
Thanks Jack:hail :00x15 :clap:
First off, thanks to Jack and his sponsors for putting on a great event and picking up the tabs!
Thanks again to Jack to providing enough meat to feed twice as many people as were there, looks like you good start of an Adkins diet with just the leftovers.
Thanks to the ladies for putting together an INCREDIBLE spread of appetizers, veggies, and an UNBELIEVABLE table of desserts. Jack, you truly are a lucky man surrounded with beautiful ladies and awesome cooks!
Thanks to HandiCapper for providing some great T-Shirts; very thoughtful and appreciated gift, you a class act my man.
Thanks to Kosar for providing the unplanned entertainment for the night :mj07: {sorry bro}
Thanks to my team for holding my hacking ass up and carrying us to victory:00x23
MadJack: the Boss, the Man, the Legend, the Putter and no my name is still not Gary. Hung out with the guy for two days and late Saturday night he asked his wife Gayle TWICE, have you met Gary:142smilie No sweat boss, sure it did not have anything to do with those Crown shots:scared
YYZ: the 17 lost ball man but great bounce back on Sunday bud, enjoyed playing with you both days
Bohawk: the Silent Assassin, watch out for this guy, he has notes on everybody
Thanks to Agent, RollTide{one of our future political leaders}, Lewehands and HappyHippo {you rock girl, literally lol and thanks} for letting me hang out/tag along with you folks and toting me around all weekend.
And for all those that keep questioning Agent or bashing him here as a look at me "attention whore", you could not be more wrong. He is one of the most laid back, down to earth humble guys you will meet. I can tell you that I got his back but it will be after you get around RollTide broad shoulders {love ya bro but too easy}. I don't think he looks like Ian Poulter but more like a cross between Rod Stewart and Woody Woodpecker:mj07: {touche my friend}. Oh, and this is for you too:gf: He is just playing and talking smack 95% of the time around here, it is nothing personal and if his humor is not your cup of tea, just ignore him but it is a lot more fun just to give it back to him. Yes, he beat me in Gin but Ray Charles could have played his cards and won. Rematch?
It was a great time had by all and as Danny Glover so eloquently put it in Lethal Weapon "I am getting too old for this shit".
All of you regular visitors to this site are really short changing yourself in life if you do not take the opportunity to come to one of these events and meet a great bunch of people and make new friends. It is amazing to get a big group together like this and never have a cross word and ill feeling, even to those that you have disagreed with on a message board. I have never understood how people can be mad or offended across a screen with people they have never met:shrug: Come to an event and BET you will have a beer and shake every persons hand there and come away with new friends.
Thanks Jack:hail :00x15 :clap:
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Sorry Agent, totally forgot to give it to you. I am not a stiff in any form or fashion. Get my cell phone or email from Jack and let me know where to send it. I'll put it in a belated birthday card signed from Penguinfan 
Mr. Angry. You have a good game, man, good luck with upcoming tournaments.
Mr. Angry. You have a good game, man, good luck with upcoming tournaments.
Sorry Agent, totally forgot to give it to you. I am not a stiff in any form or fashion. Get my cell phone or email from Jack and let me know where to send it. I'll put it in a belated birthday card signed from Penguinfan
I would let you send it to me, but it is MORE fun having you owe it to me!
Come to the Vegas get together, and we will put it on black 33!
i didn't realize it until i overheard you saying to somebody, "Jack has been calling me Gary all night. WTF?" :mj07:
sorry man!
good times!
let's start arranging the match at caesars indiana for this fall.
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THAT FOR SHOULD!!!!
Thanks again Jack and to your family for opening up your house to all of us.
No problem at all Jack, I actually thought it was funny and wish it was it was the worst thing anything ever called me. Now if I can get this other azzhole to quit calling me Dumbclock:shrug: :142smilie
What you want do in Caesars, poker or golf? or both:00hour
Just have to make sure it is not a Titans home game weekend or my Club Championship. Probably don't have much a chance there anyway, will not have any great partners to rely on! Agent and Hippo are planning on coming down here for the Titans thrashing of the Colts on Sept 16:00hour
This past weekend ranks in my all-time top 5. The camaraderie, the laughs, the golf, the STDs, Jack?s BBQ party. It was like the DVR stuck on double speed though because it all went by so quickly and now it?s back to the grind. Agent, I will netteller you those 5 clams plus interest, oh wait.
To say ?thank-you? just ain?t enough, Jack. Everything was perfect except I think you need a railing around your deck because I nearly fell off a few times. We needed IE to be there as his name came up a lot and we reminisced about the old free picks pages by IE, volfan, dalla and the legendary Nick Douglas. Here are some of my random recollections from the weekend:
PRELUDE
Boilermaker calls me at 10:00, says him and Randy are out in the parking lot at the Hampton Inn. I decide against my art deco golfing cap so The Judge and abc wouldn?t haze me about wardrobe. I am carrying a big cooler full of Bud and a sprinkle of free ice, thinking these guys are going to think I am a lush. I get down there and they each have a fully-stocked personal cooler of their own. I quickly learn these are quality guys. Guys just like me but smarter.
Randy is a budding artist and works out of his garage with stencils, spray paint and Smirnoff. He showed me some of his work. On the side of his cooler it read, ?DALLAS COWBOYS.? I said the art was good but Cowboy fans were not welcome in my van. Gmroz comes peeling into the parking lot and loads up his golf bag with more beer. He said there was terrible traffic backup and it turned out bohawk was stuck so we agreed to meet him at the course.
We all cracked a cold one and toasted Madjackdom. There was a family loading up their minivan right next to us. Three kids, sleeping bags, air mattresses. They say, ?It?s a little early to be drinking isn?t it guys?? We tell them we are madjackers and they nod and look away. Then we gave them a bottle of vodka to ease the pain of tent camping in the 90+ weather with three kids. They graciously accept and we were off to look for the golf course.
Now before I left St. Louis I told my wife that I was the designated driver and she got a good laugh out of that. That?s like putting Ron Jeremy in charge of a sorority house, said she. I soon subcontracted these duties to HH who I can?t thank enough for driving us ?artists? around all weekend.
We ended up on some pretty rural roads. The directions had us turning into the beanfields and past some Shrine place. Randy became worried that the whole thing was a setup: ?Game over, man! We are going to come around the corner and there will be the Mothership waiting, taking us prisoner to be sold as sex slaves,? this sounded scary, yet enticing somehow. I told him to calm down and take another shot of Drambuie.
There was a hidden gem of a golf course out there after all and we loaded up our golf carts to head for the driving range. I met Jack and let me tell you, you get a preconceived idea about how somebody is when you read their posts for 7 years, but the guy is a finer gentleman than I ever thought possible. His whole deal was to make sure everyone had a big time. And they did. I met yyz and we talked a Packers, Rams. Kosar was there and awake and hitting balls on the range. Handicapper and son delivered me a T-shirt (thank-you!) which is truly a nice item, especially with the HF (hokie fan) initials to help us remember our departed friend. I met all the fine folks and really enjoyed the conversation before golf. I think BSU Cards and his buddy, Jason, came in by helicopter but I am not sure. The peyote was starting to kick in. But I am pretty sure a helicopter landed on the driving range with some madjackers in tow.
Randy says he hasn?t seen the sunset since 1985. He works nights and has erratic hours. I say what do you do? He says he is a vodka man, and I say, ?So you are a liquor distributor?? No, he says, I just really like vodka. He takes out his wallet and hands me his card. It reads, VODKA MAN. No phone, no fax, just relax. He says if I can find his garage, we will drink vodka. I agreed to seek it someday? more later?
To say ?thank-you? just ain?t enough, Jack. Everything was perfect except I think you need a railing around your deck because I nearly fell off a few times. We needed IE to be there as his name came up a lot and we reminisced about the old free picks pages by IE, volfan, dalla and the legendary Nick Douglas. Here are some of my random recollections from the weekend:
PRELUDE
Boilermaker calls me at 10:00, says him and Randy are out in the parking lot at the Hampton Inn. I decide against my art deco golfing cap so The Judge and abc wouldn?t haze me about wardrobe. I am carrying a big cooler full of Bud and a sprinkle of free ice, thinking these guys are going to think I am a lush. I get down there and they each have a fully-stocked personal cooler of their own. I quickly learn these are quality guys. Guys just like me but smarter.
Randy is a budding artist and works out of his garage with stencils, spray paint and Smirnoff. He showed me some of his work. On the side of his cooler it read, ?DALLAS COWBOYS.? I said the art was good but Cowboy fans were not welcome in my van. Gmroz comes peeling into the parking lot and loads up his golf bag with more beer. He said there was terrible traffic backup and it turned out bohawk was stuck so we agreed to meet him at the course.
We all cracked a cold one and toasted Madjackdom. There was a family loading up their minivan right next to us. Three kids, sleeping bags, air mattresses. They say, ?It?s a little early to be drinking isn?t it guys?? We tell them we are madjackers and they nod and look away. Then we gave them a bottle of vodka to ease the pain of tent camping in the 90+ weather with three kids. They graciously accept and we were off to look for the golf course.
Now before I left St. Louis I told my wife that I was the designated driver and she got a good laugh out of that. That?s like putting Ron Jeremy in charge of a sorority house, said she. I soon subcontracted these duties to HH who I can?t thank enough for driving us ?artists? around all weekend.
We ended up on some pretty rural roads. The directions had us turning into the beanfields and past some Shrine place. Randy became worried that the whole thing was a setup: ?Game over, man! We are going to come around the corner and there will be the Mothership waiting, taking us prisoner to be sold as sex slaves,? this sounded scary, yet enticing somehow. I told him to calm down and take another shot of Drambuie.
There was a hidden gem of a golf course out there after all and we loaded up our golf carts to head for the driving range. I met Jack and let me tell you, you get a preconceived idea about how somebody is when you read their posts for 7 years, but the guy is a finer gentleman than I ever thought possible. His whole deal was to make sure everyone had a big time. And they did. I met yyz and we talked a Packers, Rams. Kosar was there and awake and hitting balls on the range. Handicapper and son delivered me a T-shirt (thank-you!) which is truly a nice item, especially with the HF (hokie fan) initials to help us remember our departed friend. I met all the fine folks and really enjoyed the conversation before golf. I think BSU Cards and his buddy, Jason, came in by helicopter but I am not sure. The peyote was starting to kick in. But I am pretty sure a helicopter landed on the driving range with some madjackers in tow.
Randy says he hasn?t seen the sunset since 1985. He works nights and has erratic hours. I say what do you do? He says he is a vodka man, and I say, ?So you are a liquor distributor?? No, he says, I just really like vodka. He takes out his wallet and hands me his card. It reads, VODKA MAN. No phone, no fax, just relax. He says if I can find his garage, we will drink vodka. I agreed to seek it someday? more later?
just got a e-mail from HH asking us guys to slow down on the agent kudos. His head has become so large she has to have every door widen.:scared
Great video Agent!
Jack
that's no "newspaper"!!!
That's the Chicago Reader. I get one for Maria every week. The Onion is a bit like the Reader, but the Reader is a bit racier and has better play/dinner/entertainment stuff in it. Figured it would go with the Goose Island Summer beers (Chicago Brewery) followed by the occasional Crown chaser. I highly doubt many cities have a weekly paper like that one. You and the wife can read "The Savage Truth" together.:com:
Jack
that's no "newspaper"!!!
That's the Chicago Reader. I get one for Maria every week. The Onion is a bit like the Reader, but the Reader is a bit racier and has better play/dinner/entertainment stuff in it. Figured it would go with the Goose Island Summer beers (Chicago Brewery) followed by the occasional Crown chaser. I highly doubt many cities have a weekly paper like that one. You and the wife can read "The Savage Truth" together.:com:
Just talked to Randy and he wanted me to thank everybody for making him feel like part of the group. Said he had a great time.
