Arizona can suck a million bag of dicks

[MadJack]

That was a flag fest against the Chefs. Could have spent an hour handicapping that game but a coin flip would have gave you just as good odds. That game was a case study on how the NFL has become a crap shoot! Was fun to watch though with no action on the game.

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[MadJack]

Never in my mind would I ever have thought that a thrad about "a million bag of dicks" would generate 28 replies and nearly 1k views. 😊

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[Slumdog]

I wonder about that. I swear, back in the 90's and early 00's I used to play BJ for hours and hours....all night long, and hung in there....actually winning sometimes. That is not the case anymore. You know what I'm sayin'? Or is it just me?

I'm in your camp about the NFL being fixed.

Yessssss ! I remember the days of sitting at a table. For 12 hours. Starting after dinner. And still playing at 4 am. All with little
Money. Winning. Losing. Back and forth. Having fun. Getting drink after drink. Etc. now I sit down. And they start the rake, the vacuum cleaner. All you hear is the sound of them slamming your chips in their rack.

My last trip there. A friendly pit boss that I’ve known for years pulled me to the side. He just came off open heart surgery and is set to retire in December. He goes. wtf are you doing. How can someone like you play these amounts in a game where they don’t show you the cards and don’t hand shuffle ? What are you doing ?

Then he says. People rarely hit these days. Once in a while a guy might hit. But that’s rare. So if you want to play. Go play quarters ($25 chips). But stop the shit. I’m telling you.

This guy almost died a few months ago. Retiring. And now telling me. Wink wink. Stop playing this rigged game ya dope !!

Vegas casinos are tens of billions in debt. So yea. The people who say they don’t have to cheat. The odds are built in. Yea yea. But when you’re billions in debt. 1.5% house edge isn’t enough. They need a lot more than that. They tightened the screws all around.

Don’t play in Vegas other than small money. You will Never win anything significant over time. Take it from me. A big loser in recent years , Compared to winning from the 90’s to 2010.

Or Go and find out for yourself. 😂

 

[Goldylock$]

It’s all rigggggged. Face it. I know it’s hard. Kinda like hearing your wife is banging the postman.

and then still banging your wife

 

[Slumdog]

Hahahaha. Yea while you’re there.

 

[Junior44]

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omg this thread is still going?

 

[MadJack]

Yessssss ! I remember the days of sitting at a table. For 12 hours. Starting after dinner. And still playing at 4 am. All with little
Money. Winning. Losing. Back and forth. Having fun. Getting drink after drink. Etc. now I sit down. And they start the rake, the vacuum cleaner. All you hear is the sound of them slamming your chips in their rack.

My last trip there. A friendly pit boss that I’ve known for years pulled me to the side. He just came off open heart surgery and is set to retire in December. He goes. wtf are you doing. How can someone like you play these amounts in a game where they don’t show you the cards and don’t hand shuffle ? What are you doing ?

Then he says. People rarely hit these days. Once in a while a guy might hit. But that’s rare. So if you want to play. Go play quarters ($25 chips). But stop the shit. I’m telling you.

This guy almost died a few months ago. Retiring. And now telling me. Wink wink. Stop playing this rigged game ya dope !!

Vegas casinos are tens of billions in debt. So yea. The people who say they don’t have to cheat. The odds are built in. Yea yea. But when you’re billions in debt. 1.5% house edge isn’t enough. They need a lot more than that. They tightened the screws all around.

Don’t play in Vegas other than small money. You will Never win anything significant over time. Take it from me. A big loser in recent years , Compared to winning from the 90’s to 2010.

Or Go and find out for yourself. 😂

EXACTLY! WTF?!

 

[ageecee]

I have gravitated from BJ to Ultimate Texas Hold Em. I freakin love that game. To me its just a stress free game and i could play it for hours.

Anyone else play this game?

 

[MadJack]

I have gravitated from BJ to Ultimate Texas Hold Em. I freakin love that game. To me its just a stress free game and i could play it for hours.

Anyone else play this game?

Yep, I prefer it as well. I like the game and I like that it's slow moving. I find it very streaky so after a hot run GTFO.

 

[ageecee]

Yep, I prefer it as well. I like the game and I like that it's slow moving. I find it very streaky so after a hot run GTFO.

Right when you get on a run its like you winning 2 out of every 3 hands and you stay hot for like 30 mins then might not catch a good hand for 20 mins. Its slow moving and stress free i freakin love that game.

 

[rocky mountain]

Right when you get on a run its like you winning 2 out of every 3 hands and you stay hot for like 30 mins then might not catch a good hand for 20 mins. Its slow moving and stress free i freakin love that game.

Interesting! I AI's it good odds for gambling too.

Is Ultimate Texas Hold'em good odds?
The game of Ultimate Texas Hold'em has one of the lowest house edges in the casino. it is possible to master the strategy of the game to reduce the house edge to approximately 2% in the base game.

 

[ageecee]

Interesting! I AI's it good odds for gambling too.

Is Ultimate Texas Hold'em good odds?
The game of Ultimate Texas Hold'em has one of the lowest house edges in the casino. it is possible to master the strategy of the game to reduce the house edge to approximately 2% in the base game.

Good odds? I think it could be a little better. Just a laid back game to play